Please share what was the best, worst, funniest, disgusting pick up line someone's ever used on you?
Emma2-22
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My best was 'Did it hurt'? What? 'Did it hurt when you fell from heaven'? Awwwe that was cute.
My most disgusting was 'Do you have black in you'? No. 'Do you want some'? Awwwe he!! NO Did this man honestly think that a line like that would hook me??? Take me I'm yours! I DON'T THINK SOOOOO.
The Original 2nd-time-around
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The MOST disgusting...'How would you like a cocktail without the tail' Pig!
HearzBellz
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Best line ever...wanna get a pizza and f%$^..what's the matter...you don't like pizza??
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STUPIDEST: Is your name Mary? 'oh daaa*, cuz there's something about Mary)
My personal fave: Are you going for that Jennifer Anniston look? because you're doing a GREAT job... Of course I ate that one up . . .
Moehick
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Worst one ever......
I am no Fred Flinstone but I could sure make your Bed Rock!!
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Worst one ever!!!! After a guy bought me a drink at a bar - ok - you wanna go to my car now and F _ _ _???
glinda_goodwitch
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I honestly haven't had many guys say pickup lines to me. But the lamest one was on New years eve, and he came up to me and said 'Hi. What's your new years resolution?' Followed by 'can I have your number?' (even though I was engaged at the time and flashed my ring!)
heidla
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The cutest was 'I am up for adoption.'
The most disgusting was a few weeks ago at work one of the customers said 'I'd love to c## on your face.'
KimmyKim7481
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The funniest one I've gotten was: Are you from Tennesee? Well you're a Ten I See!!!!!
Stupid me responded with a No I'm not why
TracyInQueens
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Worst one ever!!!! After a guy bought me a drink at a bar - ok - you wanna go to my car now and F _ _ _???
Shy much? Jeez.
I used to waitress and after one particular sloppy night (strawberry daquiri up my sleeve, Russian dressing down my front) a few of the girls I worked with and I went to a bar down the street. If we'd planned to go out we always brought clothes and fixed our hair and makeup, but this was spontaneous so we were all in messy white button downs and ponytails, etc.
Anyway, this very drunk guy slithered up to us and asked us if we were models.
Danielle
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The cutest was 'I am up for adoption.'
The most disgusting was a few weeks ago at work one of the customers said 'I'd love to c## on your face.'
OH MY GOD that's DISGUSTING!!!!!
don424
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The most disgusting was a few weeks ago at work one of the customers said 'I'd love to c## on your face.'
hey dont knock that one -- that's the line that got me married
Goldi1021
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Years ago, when I was heavy, some guy in a bar told me that I had great hips for having babies. Made me want to lose weight THAT much faster.
jillnbrad
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'Wow, you look like Barbie'
palebride
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Sitting at a bar with my friend. It was her boyfriend's bar. Old Irish man sits down next to us Him: 'Did it hurt?' Us: Ignore.....dead silence... Him: 'Did it hurt?' Us: Ignore....dead silence - pray he goes away.... Him: 'Did it hurt?' Friend: (becasue apparently he wasnt' getting the hint) 'WHAT?' Him: 'When it fell from the heavens, did it hurt?' Friend: 'This is my boyfriend's bar - leave us alone'
Shorty McBride
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I only have one for the DISGUSTING, practically criminal category.
When I was a freshman in H.S., our kickline group went to Splish Splash. I was 14, and had a VERY modest bikini on.
There was the creepy old man standing at the bottom of that really steep slide, watching and waiting for girls to come down, just to get off. (ew ew ew). He was hoping for the occaisional top flipping up.
I got off the slide, with my bathing suit completely intact, and the old man says 'honey, honey, come here...you have the best rack i've ever seen..I'd love to slide up in that'
I started crying and luckily, our chaperone was VERY responsible and close by...she RIPPED HIM A NEW ONE - and all he had to say after she was done talking was 'hey, if they're old enough to bleed, they're old enough to butcher...'
OMG. Our chaperone got security, and they tossed his a$$ out.
beautyq115
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Makes you wonder if these 'winners' ever get this to work on anyone
cocoa
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Posted by Shorty McBride
I only have one for the DISGUSTING, practically criminal category.
When I was a freshman in H.S., our kickline group went to Splish Splash. I was 14, and had a VERY modest bikini on.
There was the creepy old man standing at the bottom of that really steep slide, watching and waiting for girls to come down, just to get off. (ew ew ew). He was hoping for the occaisional top flipping up.
I got off the slide, with my bathing suit completely intact, and the old man says 'honey, honey, come here...you have the best rack i've ever seen..I'd love to slide up in that'
I started crying and luckily, our chaperone was VERY responsible and close by...she RIPPED HIM A NEW ONE - and all he had to say after she was done talking was 'hey, if they're old enough to bleed, they're old enough to butcher...'
OMG. Our chaperone got security, and they tossed his a$$ out.
sick!
Stefanie
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One summer I was at Bridgeview (in Island Park) and I was with a bunch of girlfriends. This gigantic steroid freak walked up to me, grabbed my arm and started pulling me away from my friends saying, 'I want to dance with you.' Not much of a pick up line....What was I?? A piece of meat???
I smacked his arm (which was the size of my head), gave him a nasty look and twisted away from his grip... Geez...I thought we already evolved from the cavemen.
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