Please share what was the best, worst, funniest, disgusting pick up line someone's ever used on you?

Original post by Emma2-22

May 07, 2005 04:15 PM

My best was 'Did it hurt'? What? 'Did it hurt when you fell from heaven'? Awwwe that was cute.

My most disgusting was 'Do you have black in you'? No. 'Do you want some'? Awwwe he!! NO Did this man honestly think that a line like that would hook me??? Take me I'm yours! I DON'T THINK SOOOOO.

misawa18 Posted: May 08, 2005 02:29 PM

Re: Please share what was the best, worst, funniest, disgusting pick up line someone's ever used on you?

haha....Ill never forget this one...

Is your father a drug dealer?

No why?

Because you are dope....

DebsNY Posted: May 08, 2005 02:35 PM

Re: Please share what was the best, worst, funniest, disgusting pick up line someone's ever used on you?

They didn't use it on me, but FH's old roommate was trying to hook up with my old roommate, and she said that she didn't want to sleep with him so his line was...

'Why are you denying yourself intense pleasure?'

Another friend actually called it in to Z100 a few months ago.

chmpgnrose Posted: May 08, 2005 04:59 PM

Re: Please share what was the best, worst, funniest, disgusting pick up line someone's ever used on you?

I was sitting in the subway going home and this guy borrowed a pen from the person whom he sat next to. He scribbed whatever he wrote on it and when it was time for his stop he returned the pen and crumbled the piece of paper tossing it to me and got off the subway for his stop. It had his first name and number and he had this big smerk as he was walking on the platform. He didn't actually say anything. I was with my BF (now DH).