I was shocked to learn one of my girlfriends doesn't even pee in front of her husband (10 years) she doesn't think it's proper. She was flabbergasted when I told her I use the toilet in front of my man..and even well..pass gas in front of him...Hey at least he loves all of me!!! PLEASSSSSE tell me I'm not alone!!!! (You guys probably think I'm nuts!!!! but at least we'll get a good laugh out of this thread...be honest!!!!) ...Jessica inserts smiley face holding nose here...
DH and I even stand on the toilet...and talk to each other while we are in the shower...
ThreeTwenty
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I'm with you too! Sometimes I even burp and blow it in his face!!! (sorry if I just grossed you all out!!)
merf99
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We do anything in front of each other. Usually #2 is a private time, but he certainly does NOT care if I'm in there. Burp, fart, pee- we don't care- it's not a secret! LOL!
I am LMAO!!!!!!! I guess we ARE a normal couple!!!!
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I do not go to the bathreeom at all in front of him. Remeber indecent proposal? If Demi Moore looks unattractive while she pees I can imagine what I look like!
He pees in front of me, though.
mishandgerard
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I don't like going to the bathrom in front of him, he does not like it either. But farting and burping was out in the open within the first few weeks of going out together!
In his family his father is known as the Grand Master Farter. DH hopes to become this someday and practices everyday, even when he sleeps!
The Original 2nd-time-around
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Sorry, but I'm in the 'proper' group
prncssrachel
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We're proper, sorry to burst all your bubbles, literally and figuratively.
Jenn524
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This is really quite the thread we have going here.
We pretty much do everything in front of each other, except #2. But we will have conversations with each other while the other one is doing their business.
Listen, we live in a one bedroom, one bathroom apartment. Where am I suppose to go to do certain things? If one of us has to fart, I don't want us to go into the bedroom to do it. First off we could still hear each other and second off I don't need the bedroom smelling when we go to bed. That's not the scent that I like when I get into bed with my husband.
Jordan
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No holds barred with us - everything one has to do, can be done in front of the other.
Lunatrek - I have that book in my bathroom reading basket as well as The Gas We Pass - the Story of Farts by Shinto Cho. My guests seem to enjoy them.
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we're pretty open with each other....i became more open after we wre engaged! his favorite thing to do is to walk behind people and make a fart noise and pretend that it was them - or to make the fart noise in a store iwth little kids and watch them giggle.....makes his day!
pumpkin79
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I pee in front of him but never #2, burping rarely and never fart! in front of him that is!
michele31
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I will pee with the door open at night sometimes, because I have to go ALL the time now, but never while he is also in the bathroom.
MrsTC
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i have never yet peed in front of him...except for when we were in a gross public men and women bathroom but that was in a stall. NEVEr #2 (YUK!!) Burp, yes, fart, no...unless it slips out - and then I am mortified! lol
But him on the other hand...anything goes...
Alvatorre74
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We do everything in front of each other...I cant even shower without Him..LOL
kkattau
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HE DOES EVERYTHING INFRONT OF ME. I DO EVERYTHING BUT #2. I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME HE CALLED ME INTO THE BATHROOM AND I WENT OPENED THE DOOR AND HE WAS SITTIN THERE DOIN HIS THING AND PROCEEDED TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH ME- I WASN'T READY FOR THAT AT THE TIME - BUT NOW IT'S NO BIG THING
butterfly20
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ok iim getting grossed out reading some of this stuff.
OctBride05
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i will pee, burp and fart in front of him, but not #2.
