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Poll...How close are you and your man?

Original post by jessnjoey

I was shocked to learn one of my girlfriends doesn't even pee in front of her husband (10 years) she doesn't think it's proper. She was flabbergasted when I told her I use the toilet in front of my man..and even well..pass gas in front of him...Hey at least he loves all of me!!! PLEASSSSSE tell me I'm not alone!!!!
(You guys probably think I'm nuts!!!! but at least we'll get a good laugh out of this thread...be honest!!!!)
...Jessica inserts smiley face holding nose here...
Stacey1403 Posted:

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We hold nothing back The man is about to see me push a baby out Although I only do #2with him when he is in the shower and i really have to go So technically it's not in front of him
kptoys Posted:

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I think this thread has to go down as one of the funniest in HISTORY!!

I do anything I need to do in front of FH. He saw a baby come out of my body... no shame.
MarciaD Posted:

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Heehee, too funny. I was reading the 1st page of this thread and thinking, we don't pee in front of each other now, but I'm sure this will change when we have kids. Then this was voiced, LOL!

FH and I have lived together for 2 years, we don't use the bathroom in front of each other, but he sees no issue burping or farting around me - so hey I try not to, but if it happens it happens.
Anniegrl Posted:

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Usually if I'm on the pot, he won't bother me and vice-versa.

I burp in front of him because I just have to! I must swallow a lot of air when I eat because I'm always burping. But I refuse to poot in front of him even though he keeps begging me to. He loves the noise - he thinks it's hysterical. He cracks up at his own poots. Sometimes I'll get him with a silent-but-deadly. He doesn't really appreciate that. He just wants to hear the toot-toot noise and forgo the smell
SHYONE Posted:

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Curly2003 we def do not do that infront of each other eeewwww,if i dontdo that infront of you, i wont do it infront of noboday else. i guess WE are the minority oh well
cw0904 Posted:

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Ladies I have heard that when you are pushing during labor, you may let out some of your bowel movements. It happened to two of my friends. They both said they didn't care what happened or what came out of them at that point. All they felt was that horrible pain and hoping the baby would come out already. In all that mess... all you think about is you, your baby and your husband.
kmcwed Posted:

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CW, I've heard that, too. With all the pushing it's common to have a bowel movement on the table during labor. They just wipe it away like it never happened. OMG! What we poor women must endure!!

I'm with Yabbo about not #2-ing in a public restroom. It's not so much the sitting down, although that skeeves me out!! I think its just embarassing. If I'm somewhere and have to #2, I'll go all the way home to do it.

Once I got a terrible attack of cramps in a restaurant!! I sat on the pot MORTIFIED! As soon as I got out of the bathroom, I told my DH (FH at the time) that I wasn't feeling well and had to go home NOW. I left my plate and waited in the car. He paid the bill and took me home, where I continued to have cramps. I was so embarassed! Don't know why I find it embarassing.... I mean, everybody does it.

Now I carry Imodium at all times! It's like the American Express Card.... Don't Leave Home Without It!!

acp1101 Posted:

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I fart in front of him ALL the time!!!

Trust me...he gets me back WAY more times!!!

I don't pee in front of him...just because I don't like to pee in front of anyone...I'll go while he's in the shower, but not standing in front of me.
Jordan Posted:

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I don't do #2 in public restrooms - I barely like going #1 or washing my hands in public restrooms! They skeeve me!

Snowboardgirl Posted:

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We don't hold anything back.
Scoop Posted:

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we are very close and aren't shy to do anything in front of eachother...especially, since we got married.
Crisco718 Posted:

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We pretty much do everything in front of each other except for #2 because there are some things I do not want to smell. This is the man that I play Doctor with so I am not very shy in front of him.

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