HE is from England.....he is COld-hearted....but he eats Tuna from the Can EVERY SINGLE DAY....and he squeezes half a thing of Mayo into it, sloshes it around in a bowl (that has been in the cabinet for a loooong time....we all use PLASTIC) Then he literally slurps it....looks like soup with all the mayo in it...And then he makes it back to the kitchen and puts the bowl on the counter, not in the sink...on the counter..not on the counter with water and dishwashing liquid, on the counter...with tuna flakes floating around in it...and being I am NOT A FAN of Tuna AT ALL...it makes me wanna vomit...and some days I have had to......
His other NASTY habit is he takes his shoes off in his office (THE SMELL UNGODLY) And then he walks around the office with his socks with holes in them...
Uugh, makes me totally sick to my stomach---he is a BIG FAT PIG!!
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My old boss use to talk to his wife on the phone and when he wanted to hang up he'd do this baby talk thing where he would go 'say byebye' 'say bye bye' sometimes he'd say it 3 or 4 times in a row, one after another ( I guess she was going on about something on the other end.) Ugh! It was so annoying to listen to. Another time I heard him telling his wife to 'put the phone there'....his was was pregnant at the time and I thought he wanted to talk to the baby or something. He wanted to talk to the dog! I dont remember what he said to the dog but I thought it was weird. This was a 40-something high level investment banker! The 'say byebye' thing was the worst though. All the time he'd do it too!
Not a gross habit but annoying to listen to. People are weird.
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EEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! Ew...tuna salad!!!! Fish mouth!!! It's soooo horrible!! I'm also deathly afraid of sour cream...my worst nightmare is a big vat of tuna salad and another vat of sour cream!!! My husband eats tuna and I refuse to kiss him if he has it. It usually takes me until the next day before I'm brave enough to even go there! I call it FISH MOUTH!! EEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
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hahah Elizabeth---that is very strange behavior....talking to the DOG?? I can never understand what my boss says, but he stinks so much, I just ignore him...or make comments aobut him to the other girls I actually talk to....every time we hear the can opener, we are like 'UUUUGH>>...TUNA AGAIN'....
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hahahah LeeLee..your fear of sour cream is my fear of mayo---ewwwwwwwwwwwww..that squishy gurgly sound and the way it jiggles makes me wanna PUKE>.....so to haev tuna and mayo really makes me SICK.... I can;t kiss FH either if he has any tuna, altho he does not really eat it unless we are SCRAPPING for cash....like eating ramen noodles...hahahah
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EEWWWWW...mayo and tuna! You're absolutely right...mayo jiggles. SOOOOOO GROSS!!!!!!!! Sour cream is just so vulgar...just thinking about it is making me all squeemy!!!
EEEWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
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My boss has a huge furry moustache and one day we were having a b-day party for one of the nurses and we got an ice cream cake, he had bits of ice cream dripping from his moustache
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LOL Dani
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heheh dani! I would have been laughing too..I can just imagine it!! haha
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I forgot one more thing....THis guy will go to the grocery store and get like a half a pound of salami...out it in the fridge, not closed tightly....(so it kinda dries out)......then when he goes to get it, he slaps the peice of meat right on the counter and squeezes enough mayo for a whole sandwich on it....bleeeeeeeeeechhhhhhh
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This guy is grossing me out big time
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Jeez Holly-i'd have to quit my job if he were my boss
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OMG -- I LOATHE tuna fish as well. FH doesn't even THINK about eating it. Just the smell of it sends me RUNNING for the hills!
My old boss had this HUGE, BUSHY beard, and would eat tuna ALL THE TIME -- and the little flakes of tuna would get caught in his beard!!! He would REEK!!!!!
I shudder at the mere memory of it!!!!
I also had a co-worker who 1.) would belch when he was right near me -- the stink of UNBEARABLE; 2.) would take MAGAZINES -- not his magazines, magazines that came to the office -- and bring them to the bathroom!!! He'd also announce 'I'm going to be in there a while...' UGH!!! Thank you for the info, and please take those magazines home, do not put them back on the office reception table!!!!!!
I also had a boss --a female mind you, who would announce: 'I'm going to take a dump!!!!' Lovely. She is now the president of a major company.
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I will be quitting in the next 2 months...as soon as I maxxx out my dental insujrance there....And amongst his nasty gross habits, he is truly a jerk....backstabbing, plays favorites, does ALL the things that a boss is not supposed to do...he will get his in the end, because the day I leave there, I will send a nasty letter letting them know all my thoughts....2 ex employees are already in lawsuits with this jackass...
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Terrier---LOL about the bathroom issues@!!! And I thought I would PUKE if I saw the tuna flakes in his beard...ewwwwwwwwwwww...BLECH BLECH BLECH!!!! My deat is right by both bathrooms, and I am usually spraying my VS Strawberries & champagne spray ALL DAY....The smell of Lysol does not cover anything, just makes it smell worse...uuugh
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OMG Holly, thanks for the loud laughs over here !!
Your boss sounds GROSSS !!! (although I LOVE tuna, he makes me wanna hate it ! )
Great stories!!
Ive been out of work so long, I cant think of any good ones!
Well one of my bosses was constantly cheating on his wife. and the girls would call and say 'Hi can I speak to XX, this is the blonde he met outside yesterday'.. I Wanted to diE ! I wouldnt say that to him, i would just be like 'its for you, she didnt say' too embarassing, it was my first big job out of college, I was on my best behavior !
Once the Waldorf called, and told me he had forgotten his watch there the night before! and it was just a regular night, no occassions, nothing. He was constantly fighting with his arranged-marriage, prissy, miserable stay-at-home-mom of 2 sets of twins-with NO maternal instincts-but-with a nanny-and-a-housekeeper WIFE.
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I like my boss : ) I think he's pretty funny and we get along well. He speaks with an accent and sometimes gets his english mixed up so it makes for interesting conversations.
One day he was telling a story about how one of our co workers claims to be a psyhic and my boss goes she walked up to me and gave me a hand job. What he meant was a palm reading!!! We laughed for days : ).
anna
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OMG KAren, that is hysterical !!!!!!!!!!
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One of my Executive Directors always bangs on my cubicle walls every time he passes my desk. He also looks through my desk when I am not there and if he comes to talk to me he is looking at my computer screen and other people's messages I have on my desk.......it drives me nuts.
My other boss....a VP is just a jerk. He does not say hello, please or thank you. Oh and he WHINES incessantly.....I want to smack him
holly231
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just BUMPing....came across this in my search for something and thought it was hystericakl....and especially since I left that job in August and now can laugh even harder at his nastiness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Since you bumped this;...
My boss has several lovely habits.
1. He burps and farts freely, when standing right next to you. Doesnt even try to hide it. Loud buuurps that can be heard across the office. He'll fart and say 'oops'! Ooops my a$$, he knew it was coming, once I saw him getting ready to do it.
2. He has horrible dandruff. He never washes his hair - all of his shirts have a layer of dandruff on them. We walk around the office saying 'its snowing, its snowing'
3. He has a fascination with his nice silver engraved pen. He'll stick the pen in his hair, to scratch his head, and then all the dandruff falls.
4. He takes the pen, puts it in his ear to clean out the wax, and then takes the wax off the pen by rubbing it on to his sock.
5. He then puts the pen in his mouth when he doesnt have enough hands.
6. Then when you dont have a pen, he offers it to you...
7. He will hand you his phone to use (cell or desk) that has nasty dead ear skin all over it and sweat from being pressed against his face..
8. He STINKS since he never showers!
Oh, and BTW this is an owner of the company. Thank god the other owners are human. it's lovely when clients are around. I really want to say something to the other owners about it, but I think that probably would be a bad idea.. they have to know already!!
