QOTD 9/30

Ok, so today’s question will probably offend some. Please remember, this is all in good fun (I totally rhymed!).

So, do you pass gas in front of FH? Many do not. I still really don’t. Once in a blue something slips, but for the most part I just don’t do it. FH has a thing with it and I would rather disappear to another room for a few for the sake of sex. He, of course, has no problems letting them rip. He has his normal morning symphony that trumpets me awake. Then of course there are the afternoon and evening performances. He’s quite talented. But me, I suffer silently not wanting the slightest toot to pass.

Went into the kitchen to fix our lunch this morning and he started screaming to get out but it was too late. My eyes teared up. It was bad. Oh the beauty of living together.

Enjoy your morning giggle ladies and have a great day!

Just speechless

I notice no one is answering......................

Fine I will be the first. I try not to but if it happens it happens. Its kinda funny cuz he laughs at how embarassed I get and that makes me feel better. but i def dont make a habit out of it. Now if years of marriage will change this who know!!!!!

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Now I will answer, yes on occassion i have, but FH has never noticed because he is deaf and it hasn't been loud enough for him to hear

FH on the other hand has no problems whatsoever with it, its almost like neverending with him and sometimes sooo loud. I will be in the bathroom and he is in my room and i can hear him-its ridiculous

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Posted by T E R I

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Now I will answer, yes on occassion i have, but FH has never noticed because he is deaf and it hasn't been loud enough for him to hear

FH on the other hand has no problems whatsoever with it, its almost like neverending with him and sometimes sooo loud. I will be in the bathroom and he is in my room and i can hear him-its ridiculous

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I have never and I have only gone #2 in his house twice and that is because it was an emergency!!! We have been together 5 years!!!!

I don't know what I am going to do when we get married!! He asks me that all the time. He on the other hand has no problem with either!!

Oh I love you Amanda it is going to be an interesting week!! Can you be BOTW every week?!

I try not to also in front of him because he will just tease me and make fun of me. But when he does, I have to leave the room. It's absolutely disgusting. I've literally gotten out of bed when we were about to go to sleep because of him!

So happy you all find the humor in this lol

When FH and I first started hanging out, he would put the sink on to drown out the sound when he was in the potty. Since moving into our own place, we've installed a 'fart' fan....not that it muffles the sound much.

It's so funny because I can actually remember the first time he farted in front of me.....we were in my parent's driveway and he just had such a look of satisfaction on his face like 'oh yeah b*tch this is how I roll'. Then immediately followed up with 'I cannot have sex with someone who farts in front of me'. Well that just clenched up my butt cheeks nice and tight.

Gas....it is what it is. I cannot help that I find it hilarious at 33. I'm a 12 year old boy at heart.

Yes, I do. Hey, if I hold it in, I get a stomachache.....

oh man.. where do i begin?? i mean... honestly.. you're all going to meet him eventually..since we're going to be on this bored for a LONG TIMEEEEEEE... but.. i think a fair warning is the least i can do... i am apologizing in advance


his gas has caused me so much grief.. i almost broke up with him over it;.. we cant go to a dinner.. or have ppl over without him doing it..or talking about it and his bowel movements... the worst is when my friend's bfs also chime in.. then it becomes a war..

i SLEEP WITH a bath n body works bottle next to me!! there are nights i end up cursing him out kicking him and i give up and sleep on the couch.

but im a hypocrite.. our first few months i wouldnt toot... then 1 day he placed his hand on my butt and said ' i dont believee uuu..u cant farttttttt' im like O YEA???????? lmaooo i knocked him out with my anooose..

SBD's <33

(it doesnt help that we make our own hot sauce and i cook with curry at least 4 times a week)

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Posted by traci506

I try not to...but since i live on beans, fruit and vegetables these days...sometimes i cant help it. On the other hand, FH has NEVER done it in front of me.

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Never? I don't believe it! Really? Not even an SBD?

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Posted by grkbarbie

oh man.. where do i begin?? i mean... honestly.. you're all going to meet him eventually..since we're going to be on this bored for a LONG TIMEEEEEEE... but.. i think a fair warning is the least i can do... i am apologizing in advance


his gas has caused me so much grief.. i almost broke up with him over it;.. we cant go to a dinner.. or have ppl over without him doing it..or talking about it and his bowel movements... the worst is when my friend's bfs also chime in.. then it becomes a war..

i SLEEP WITH a bath n body works bottle next to me!! there are nights i end up cursing him out kicking him and i give up and sleep on the couch.

but im a hypocrite.. our first few months i wouldnt toot... then 1 day he placed his hand on my butt and said ' i dont believee uuu..u cant farttttttt' im like O YEA???????? lmaooo i knocked him out with my anooose..

SBD's <33

(it doesnt help that we make our own hot sauce and i cook with curry at least 4 times a week)

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SBD's are the greatest gift to women. Yes, I have gotten FH with these a couple of times. I think after the 10th time of me blaming the cat or the lake or whatever he caught on. Payback is a b*tch

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Posted by grkbarbie

oh man.. where do i begin?? i mean... honestly.. you're all going to meet him eventually..since we're going to be on this bored for a LONG TIMEEEEEEE... but.. i think a fair warning is the least i can do... i am apologizing in advance


his gas has caused me so much grief.. i almost broke up with him over it;.. we cant go to a dinner.. or have ppl over without him doing it..or talking about it and his bowel movements... the worst is when my friend's bfs also chime in.. then it becomes a war..

i SLEEP WITH a bath n body works bottle next to me!! there are nights i end up cursing him out kicking him and i give up and sleep on the couch.

but im a hypocrite.. our first few months i wouldnt toot... then 1 day he placed his hand on my butt and said ' i dont believee uuu..u cant farttttttt' im like O YEA???????? lmaooo i knocked him out with my anooose..

SBD's <33

(it doesnt help that we make our own hot sauce and i cook with curry at least 4 times a week)

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WOW...my fh and him would get along so well. I thought I was reading about mine! hahahaha

i love the both of you. We both don't have a problem going to the bathroom or farting. We just don't be in the bathroom at the same time.