QOTD 9/30

Yeah FH doesn't care that he does it in front of mr.. it really digusts me but what am I to do? I don't do it in front of him, I just can't around people in general actually.

I actually got mad at himea few times and told him 'And you couldn't go into another room for 2 seconds, WHY?!?!'

oh when i scream at him to go to the bathroom..he'll gallop across the room and with each hop he lets out a fart..

u know those old men bak in the day..when they get excited they run and jump in the air and click their heels? fh does that and farts mid air.. i mean its amusing..but cmmonnn ur 30..grow up..please?

Surprised no one has mentioned the dreaded one....the taboo....the one no girl wants to experience.......

Just throwing it out there......

nooooooooooooo

the during sex toot.......think it's one of the biggest fears of every woman.

Sorry, we got really slow at work so my mind is going. My mind is a dangerous thing.

the dutch oven? he tries to get me with it every now and again...and when he does I remind him that he can no longer have children after it ('oh honey i am soccer, it was a muscle twitch from all those years of playing soccer...I didnt mean to hit you in your 'nads')

The sex fart..he does it ALL the time...and laughs!! then wonders why i get turned off...

ahhh yea, the sex fart he did that once, i was sooooo grossed out. he just laughed.

lmao love it. He's never done it.....I did once. He was being silly and making me laugh during it and it slipped out....he didn't hear it but I LOST it. I was laughing so hard I started crying. When i told him what happened he just looked at me and said 'Really woman?' He had to wait for me to stop laughing cause my whole body was shaking.

Told you....12 year old boy. I was 27 I bought myself one of those putty tubes that when you press it it makes fart sounds. It's from being the only girl and only having male friends. Can't help it.

he can't get me to stop now. i never used to and he always wondered why so he poked my belly 1 time and that opened up a whole new world. I bet he wishes he never did that.

Barb, mine is the same way with the jumping and farting and he still does the pull my finger crap, etc, etc. i always have to laugh though

My FH farts all the time too. I also think that something probably spooked him out in the bathroom as a child because til this day he goes to the bathroom with the door open and wants to have long drawn out convos while he's handling his bizness. When I tell him that I don't want to stand there while he poops, he says, 'come on babe, i'll do the complimentary flush'

I on the other hand try not to fart in front of him. Sometimes it happens and he'll look at me as if I am supposed to be exempt from farting.

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Posted by amandah75

Surprised no one has mentioned the dreaded one....the taboo....the one no girl wants to experience.......

Just throwing it out there......

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I thought u were talking about a queef (?) at first (trapped air in the V that makes a fart sound)...oh my...i wonder who reads these boards...lol

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Posted by Goldie39

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Posted by amandah75

Surprised no one has mentioned the dreaded one....the taboo....the one no girl wants to experience.......

Just throwing it out there......

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I thought u were talking about a queef (?) at first (trapped air in the V that makes a fart sound)...oh my...i wonder who reads these boards...lol

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lmao. yeah, that's happened. and once again i laugh like a hyena. God i need help.....I'm sure you all have thought this as well about me

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Posted by amandah75

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Posted by Goldie39

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Posted by amandah75

Surprised no one has mentioned the dreaded one....the taboo....the one no girl wants to experience.......

Just throwing it out there......

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I thought u were talking about a queef (?) at first (trapped air in the V that makes a fart sound)...oh my...i wonder who reads these boards...lol

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lmao. yeah, that's happened. and once again i laugh like a hyena. God i need help.....I'm sure you all have thought this as well about me

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lmao, nooo that's normal. everyone has HAD to experience that. and if not...then I dunno..lol. I remember the first time that happened, I was mortified. I stopped in the middle and I was like, 'oh my god, oh my god, that was not me, i promise! it was AIRRRRR' lol

No, i know it's normal. it's just abnormal how hysterical i find it all.

But Vanessa, thank you for making me feel better that i'm not the only one. and yes, you do freeze that first time like 'woah, really? '

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Posted by RedsBride

ahhh yea, the sex fart he did that once, i was sooooo grossed out. he just laughed.

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ewwww thank god that never happened to me!

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Posted by Opera_Ghost



Yeah FH doesn't care that he does it in front of mr.. it really digusts me but what am I to do? I don't do it in front of him, I just can't around people in general actually.

I actually got mad at himea few times and told him 'And you couldn't go into another room for 2 seconds, WHY?!?!'

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i feel the same way

I am cracking up at this QOTD.

this is the best QOTD ever...i'm cracking up reading all these posts

Thank you thank you. I try. But now I fear I have set the bar so high.....gotta think of a really good repeat performance.

So glad you guys are enjoying the questions so far. Now I have to think up 5 more really good ones. Yikes!~