I yoinked this idea from LIF. I had to because the responses are so farking hysterical I'm literally in tears over here!! ...
What was the WORST present you ever got from a significant other?
Answer away!!
GabrielleandJohn
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A guns and roses cd. I already had it and he didn't take the price tag off of it. OHHH and this was only 5 years ago, for my bday from fh. My first bday with him.
GnR rocks baby
JenMike331
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green sneakers!....yea i said green......and thank god he got the wrong size!.....but we were reallllllllly young (17) and he thought i'd like them but recently i told him i didnt know what he was thinking when he bought those....he claims 'i was probably not thinking about a gift but how i was gonna get in ur pants' awwwwww thats my honey
vmystique33
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Ok it was from ffil last x-mas he got me pajamas that were a 3x an I wear a lrg was he hinting something
And on a date once I got a coconut
soon2bmrsdunn
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With the boyfriend I had right before FH. We had been going out for almost 4 years and for valentines day he got me one of those glass things that has a saying on it. I kept looking in the bag to see if there was anything else. Was he kidding me???
MichLiz213
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My last boyfriend got me a digital camera the size of a credit card. Totally impractical for me (just the size, and the fact that you couldn't see the pic after taking it, it had no flash, etc), and I found out he gave it to me because he bought it for himself and then decided he didn't like it!
KD1279
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Ex in HS gave me perfume for Valentines day he wrapped up a bottle of a half empty Lauren, I showed my mother and she was like thats so sweet but honey I think it was his mothers. I asked him nicely, and he said i took the sample bottle from work(he worked at CVS) still sweet though. 11th grade
brittny817
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Ooooh this is good Dani!
brace yourself!
When I was about 21ish I was dating this guy on and off for about a year and it was really coming to the end and he knew it. Christmas rolls around and he got me a nice Guess jacket which I thought was sweet. He then hands me a large stocking with this look of maniacal joy on his stupid face...
I dig in and I pull out: 1. a vib rator (not even a high end sex in the city kind some old school kind that you would have found your mom's drawer in the 80's ) 2. anal beads 3. 2 porn videos 4. a pair of hideous crotchless panties 5. and a partridge in a pair tree (ok not really)
Lets say I was less than pleased considering I was still young and not so free thinking and really wasn't into him.
robsgirl
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For Valentine's Day of 2003, I received a box of Whitman's Chocolates...which would have been ok, except for the fact that he had forgotten to give them to me the previous year, and they had expired.
Yum.
kitty1224
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A troll doll, I was in the 6th grade
natseven
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our 1st xmas together FH got me wind-up sushi (little plastic shaped sushi that wind up and cruise across the floor). He also got me a stuffed animal that was suppose to resemble my deceased cat but he got the color wrong. He tries to buy personal gifts but they are always so out there. My friends and I laugh about his gifts all the time. He has gotten so much better over the years though.
When I was about 21ish I was dating this guy on and off for about a year and it was really coming to the end and he knew it. Christmas rolls around and he got me a nice Guess jacket which I thought was sweet. He then hands me a large stocking with this look of maniacal joy on his stupid face...
I dig in and I pull out: 1. a vib rator (not even a high end sex in the city kind some old school kind that you would have found your mom's drawer in the 80's ) 2. anal beads 3. 2 porn videos 4. a pair of hideous crotchless panties 5. and a partridge in a pair tree (ok not really)
Lets say I was less than pleased considering I was still young and not so free thinking and really wasn't into him.
ROFLMFAO!!!!!
'and a partridge in a pair tree' LOL!!! That was hysterical... OMG!!
Seriously- what the FARK was he thinking?!!!! Did you ever give him any indication, aside from normal sex, that you are into all of that crap?!!!
LOL!!!!!! I wonder why he's an ex
SeptBride70
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Posted by robsgirl
For Valentine's Day of 2003, I received a box of Whitman's Chocolates...which would have been ok, except for the fact that he had forgotten to give them to me the previous year, and they had expired.
Yum.
SeptBride70
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Here: I'll answer... (Same from LIF)...
I dated a guy in HS who was cheapy- cheap but had more money than he knew what to do with! His parents gave him a regular allowance of money- they were very wealthy, he drove a new car for free, got lunch and gas money and living money daily, etc. Plus, he worked part-time so he had extra money of his own.... He told me he really liked the 'Tiffany' style bracelet... With the heart tag (this was just getting big when I was in HS) So I said that I liked that too..
Well, he must have bought me a look-alike out of a 25 cent machine b/c it broke the following week. Also, he got me a 'movado'... a 'fovado' it was so fake and cheap- the signature 'dot' at the top? It FELL OFF like three days after I had it...
Then, why did I stay with this guy?!!, he told me he got me a necklace with my birthstone- I was like wow b/c my birthstone is a diamond (April) well-- it was like the substitute for a diamond- some cheap, cheesy, white 'stone' Just on the end of a necklace...
No thought went into any of these gifts- they were awful. THEN, this is the cake topper- he bought me a tiny, gold 'fuzzy' jewelry box from MARSHALLS (it still had the tag on the bottom)... It was hideous and if he took a second to think about who I am and my personality- he would know that I needed another Jewelry box like I needed a hole in the head.
His idea of taking me out to a once a year FANCY meal was Outback
Yeah- I finally wised up. Thankfully, the guy I dated after him bought me such GREAT gifts that it made up for it!! I mean, thoughtful, beautiful gifts- it did not work out for us in the long-run but I got about 4 or 5 GORGEOUS Coach bags, jewelry, a REAL movado, a REAL tiffany's bracelet-- etc etc! It was great!
OOOH! My sister got a sleeping bag and jumper cables once!!
brittny817
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Posted by MrsDaniRella
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Ooooh this is good Dani!
brace yourself!
When I was about 21ish I was dating this guy on and off for about a year and it was really coming to the end and he knew it. Christmas rolls around and he got me a nice Guess jacket which I thought was sweet. He then hands me a large stocking with this look of maniacal joy on his stupid face...
I dig in and I pull out: 1. a vib rator (not even a high end sex in the city kind some old school kind that you would have found your mom's drawer in the 80's ) 2. anal beads 3. 2 porn videos 4. a pair of hideous crotchless panties 5. and a partridge in a pair tree (ok not really)
Lets say I was less than pleased considering I was still young and not so free thinking and really wasn't into him.
ROFLMFAO!!!!!
'and a partridge in a pair tree' LOL!!! That was hysterical... OMG!!
Seriously- what the FARK was he thinking?!!!! Did you ever give him any indication, aside from normal sex, that you are into all of that crap?!!!
LOL!!!!!! I wonder why he's an ex
I'm sooo glad I can laugh at this now. I think you provided me with some form of therapy here bc I was a little freaked out over this! I was SO not into anything freeky (back then )...I couldn't even hide my disguist. I went home minutes after the fiasco and spoke to him maybe twice after that..ewwww I feel like I need a bath!
werock0709
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I got a few pairs of Victoria Secret G-String underwear that were about 10 sizes too big. They were from my son Lucas' father ( my ex ). And now that I think about it, he's with a 250 lb plus girl. I guess he had a fantasy . When I left him, I threw em at him with tags still attached. I wonder if he re-gifted .Thats some sh!t huh?
murphyt33
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Underwear that were 3 sizes to big and he rips off the tags too so I couldn't even return it.
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Posted by natseven
our 1st xmas together FH got me wind-up sushi (little plastic shaped sushi that wind up and cruise across the floor). He also got me a stuffed animal that was suppose to resemble my deceased cat but he got the color wrong. He tries to buy personal gifts but they are always so out there. My friends and I laugh about his gifts all the time. He has gotten so much better over the years though.
That is great...Plastic Sushi that wind up
thelastresort
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I dated this psycho for a little while in college. He gave me a book of poems he wrote about his wacky childhood as well as a copy of his college video...meaning the video he and his friends took when they were having parties, etc. I didn't even go to college with him. I didn't even know these people! Not to mention, it wasn't even remotely entertaining! Then, when I had to complain to campus security and practically get a restraining order, he wanted the video and the poems back! That's not very good gift giving etiquette!
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Posted by natseven
our 1st xmas together FH got me wind-up sushi (little plastic shaped sushi that wind up and cruise across the floor). He also got me a stuffed animal that was suppose to resemble my deceased cat but he got the color wrong. He tries to buy personal gifts but they are always so out there. My friends and I laugh about his gifts all the time. He has gotten so much better over the years though.