Re-post: Top 17 Bumper Stickers You Would Like To See
Top 17 Bumper Stickers You Would Like To See
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> Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you're an azzhole .
>
> Impotence...Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings,'
>
> The proctologist called
> ...they found your head.
>
> Everyone has a photographic memory
> ...some just don't have any film.
>
> Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
>
> Your ridiculous little
> opinion has been noted.
>
> I used to have a handle
> on life...but it broke off.
>
>
> Guys...just because you have one,
> doesn't mean you have to be one.
>
> Some people just don't know how to drive...
> I call these people 'Everybody But Me,'
>
> Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.
>
> Don't like my driving?
> Then quit watching me.
>
> If you can read this...I can
> slam on my brakes and sue you.
>
> Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
>
> Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be
> out by itself.
>
> Hang up and drive!!
> And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!!
>
> Welcome to AMERICA
> ...now speak English
>
>
> Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you're an azzhole .
>
> Impotence...Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings,'
>
> The proctologist called
> ...they found your head.
>
> Everyone has a photographic memory
> ...some just don't have any film.
>
> Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
>
> Your ridiculous little
> opinion has been noted.
>
> I used to have a handle
> on life...but it broke off.
>
>
> Guys...just because you have one,
> doesn't mean you have to be one.
>
> Some people just don't know how to drive...
> I call these people 'Everybody But Me,'
>
> Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.
>
> Don't like my driving?
> Then quit watching me.
>
> If you can read this...I can
> slam on my brakes and sue you.
>
> Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
>
> Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be
> out by itself.
>
> Hang up and drive!!
> And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!!
>
> Welcome to AMERICA
> ...now speak English
>
