Seriously, why is it that...

everyone and everything is so 'amazing'?

I don't think I have ever described anything as 'amazing' unless it involved the Jessica Rabbit and a set of knee pads.

I want to live in this so-called 'amazing' world and meet these so-called 'amazing' people and eat their 'amazing' foods.

By the way, I think that this is a much better way to support the football team.

just lower your standards.

then everything will be amazing to you too.


I am naming my first born Raoul Hoffnung