SEXTION OF THE DAY 12/18

Probably when an ex accidently shot it in my eye and I started screaming 'OMG I'M BLIND!!!!!!!!!!!'


I was 17

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Posted by es2189

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Posted by miamimerger

We were watching Angels in America in film class...talk about a looooooong film! Needless to say, an ex and I got bored, and since we were sitting in the back of a large, dark classroom, we made our time in class worthwhile.

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wait....are you saying you had sex in the back of a classroom????? if so that takes some serious BALLS (no pun intended).

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haha NO. I'm not THAT ballsy.


Also, I was a LOT different freshman year...I wouldn't do half the stuff now that I even attempted then. I look back and go 'what was I thinking?!' faint:

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Posted by MikesBride2B

Probably when an ex accidently shot it in my eye and I started screaming 'OMG I'M BLIND!!!!!!!!!!!'


I was 17

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i cant think of any funny stories....... boring, i know.

FH & I decided to have a quickie in the car. The cops pulled up and says I know you two are having a great time but could you atleast drive away from the station!

we didnt realize we parked beside the police station

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Posted by M_Berk-Glenn

FH & I decided to have a quickie in the car. The cops pulled up and says I know you two are having a great time but could you atleast drive away from the station!

we didnt realize we parked beside the police station

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hahaha

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Posted by MikesBride2B

Probably when an ex accidently shot it in my eye and I started screaming 'OMG I'M BLIND!!!!!!!!!!!'


I was 17

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ROTF

ONLY when were young!

FH and I were in my parents basement once and we start fooling around.

I end up sitting on top of him (he's upright in the sitting position) and we're doing our thing. All of a sudden FH freaks out! Turns out, my DOG came downstairs and started licking FH's ballllllllllllls!!!! AHHHHH!

I chased the horny pup up the stairs, closed the basement door and we did our thing in peace afterwards! hahaha

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Posted by Becca2010

FH and I were in my parents basement once and we start fooling around.

I end up sitting on top of him (he's upright in the sitting position) and we're doing our thing. All of a sudden FH freaks out! Turns out, my DOG came downstairs and started licking FH's ballllllllllllls!!!! AHHHHH!

I chased the horny pup up the stairs, closed the basement door and we did our thing in peace afterwards! hahaha

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i cna teven typeee

when we first started dating... we used to go up to fort tilden in the woods and do it in his parents stationwagon... we fell asleep after and the cops rolled up.... I was 20 and he was 21 but they thought we were like 16... luckily they let us go

but theres nothing more uncomfortable then being naked and trying to get dressed while a cop is standing outside

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Posted by Becca2010

FH and I were in my parents basement once and we start fooling around.

I end up sitting on top of him (he's upright in the sitting position) and we're doing our thing. All of a sudden FH freaks out! Turns out, my DOG came downstairs and started licking FH's ballllllllllllls!!!! AHHHHH!

I chased the horny pup up the stairs, closed the basement door and we did our thing in peace afterwards! hahaha

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OMG I just spit my water all over my desk

FH and I were at a bar for his bday last year. His ex was there (she saw the invite on facebook and came!) and was all over him. He got drunk (he is normally the most over cautious careful person) and started making out with me in front of her. He then dragged me to the bathroom (it was a single bathroom, big and nice and clean luckily) and pressed me against the wall but then he didn't like the position so he PUT TOILET PAPER ON THE FLOOR sat down and had me straddle him....

when we walked out after his ex was gone

i still tease him about it because if he was sober he would NEVER have sex in a public place!!

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Posted by MerSaysEh

FH and I were at a bar for his bday last year. His ex was there (she saw the invite on facebook and came!) and was all over him. He got drunk (he is normally the most over cautious careful person) and started making out with me in front of her. He then dragged me to the bathroom (it was a single bathroom, big and nice and clean luckily) and pressed me against the wall but then he didn't like the position so he PUT TOILET PAPER ON THE FLOOR sat down and had me straddle him....

when we walked out after his ex was gone

i still tease him about it because if he was sober he would NEVER have sex in a public place!!

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I LOVE this one!!!!!!!! Sometimes it works out well when guys are drunk!!!!

OMG! I was wish a guy once (he was a friend I was crushing on) and he literally was climbing me! Like with every thrust he'd move his body up more...it was TERRIBLE and I still laugh about it with my friends today!

Or the guy I was seeing for a while (we only made out) and he showed me how he was wearing a white thong!!!!! I'm not shallow by any means but I didn't talk to him after that! I was SO grossed out!

ROTFL these stories are hilarious!!!

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Posted by Becca2010

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Posted by MerSaysEh

FH and I were at a bar for his bday last year. His ex was there (she saw the invite on facebook and came!) and was all over him. He got drunk (he is normally the most over cautious careful person) and started making out with me in front of her. He then dragged me to the bathroom (it was a single bathroom, big and nice and clean luckily) and pressed me against the wall but then he didn't like the position so he PUT TOILET PAPER ON THE FLOOR sat down and had me straddle him....

when we walked out after his ex was gone

i still tease him about it because if he was sober he would NEVER have sex in a public place!!

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I LOVE this one!!!!!!!! Sometimes it works out well when guys are drunk!!!!

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haha thanks! it was pretty fun.

i have a few of these though....me and a guy once tried to hook up in like the maid's supply room at a hotel but we kept getting nervous someone would come so we went into the stairwell!!!

I was pretty young... 16 I think... and I was hooking up with a guy...and he was lying at the bottom of a LARGE flight of stairs.

I was really, really drunk... and I had gotten up to go to the bathroom or something...and when I came back...I stood at the top of the stairs...screamed his name... and JUMPED all the way down the stairwell!

Idk how I didn't break a bone...I had a monstrous black and blue covering my entire thigh for months.

The best parts? We kept on hooking up.

Andddddddddd

the next morning... we-and many others @ the party-woke up covered in chocolate syrup and whipped cream

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Posted by JAAMS

I was pretty young... 16 I think... and I was hooking up with a guy...and he was lying at the bottom of a LARGE flight of stairs.

I was really, really drunk... and I had gotten up to go to the bathroom or something...and when I came back...I stood at the top of the stairs...screamed his name... and JUMPED all the way down the stairwell!

Idk how I didn't break a bone...I had a monstrous black and blue covering my entire thigh for months.

The best parts? We kept on hooking up.

Andddddddddd

the next morning... we-and many others @ the party-woke up covered in chocolate syrup and whipped cream

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OMG!!! That might be the best thing I ever read!!! That's awesome!!!