not sure how funny this is, but each time I think of it I crack up: a few weeks ago I was very tired and was sleeping like a dead person. suddenly i felt my PJ bottoms being taken off and FH was on top. I slept thru the entire thing! the next morning I asked him what happened, he said he is not sure, but he vaguely remembers cause he was sleeping too
some ppl sleep walk, we sleep f**k
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ummmm..... hmmmm I dunno
Maybe we're boring
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in our old apartment, we had pretty low ceilings and we had a ceiling fan with one of those glass globes. well, i guess we were changing posititions and fh decided to stand all the way up the bed to change and he bumped his head and fell of the bed while completely naked of course. he was bleeding and thought he might have a concussion.
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in our old apartment, we had pretty low ceilings and we had a ceiling fan with one of those glass globes. well, i guess we were changing posititions and fh decided to stand all the way up the bed to change and he bumped his head and fell of the bed while completely naked of course. he was bleeding and thought he might have a concussion.
AWWWWW
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These are AMAZING! I think my stories stink (will have to dig back in my memory)
The only fun (gross) one comes to mind is the guy in college that REPEATEDLY peed in my bed weekend after weekend and I still hooked up with him for months.....
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Me+FH+EXCERCISE BALL= Me with concussion and a HUGE bump on my head on my 3rd day at a new job...and a blackout.
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Me+FH+EXCERCISE BALL= Me with concussion and a HUGE bump on my head on my 3rd day at a new job...and a blackout.
I am using my imagination and it sounds very freaky
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this thread is hilarious and has already made me realize that I must be boring. i am inspired to be very creative this wknd!
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This post had me thinking, so heres a few more
Before FH moved out his parents went on vacation. In the middle of everything he decided to get chocolate sauce from the kitchen. His step dad walked in and caught him naked in the kitchen with the ice tray, chocolate sauce & the thing you use to put frosting on cake. FH tried to run back to the room but he fell, it was the loudest THUD I ever heard There was chocolate everywhere. I was in the bedroom laughing so hard I started crying. His step father gives him $hit abt this all the time, he tells FHs friends that I had FH naked in the kitchen with his @$$ in the air!
There was another time we were doing it on the kitchen table & it broke. FH had a spoon stuck to his @$$
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FH and I were in my parents basement once and we start fooling around.
I end up sitting on top of him (he's upright in the sitting position) and we're doing our thing. All of a sudden FH freaks out! Turns out, my DOG came downstairs and started licking FH's ballllllllllllls!!!! AHHHHH!
I chased the horny pup up the stairs, closed the basement door and we did our thing in peace afterwards! hahaha
that is some funny shiit!!!!!
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Posted by M_Berk-Glenn
This post had me thinking, so heres a few more
Before FH moved out his parents went on vacation. In the middle of everything he decided to get chocolate sauce from the kitchen. His step dad walked in and caught him naked in the kitchen with the ice tray, chocolate sauce & the thing you use to put frosting on cake. FH tried to run back to the room but he fell, it was the loudest THUD I ever heard There was chocolate everywhere. I was in the bedroom laughing so hard I started crying. His step father gives him $hit abt this all the time, he tells FHs friends that I had FH naked in the kitchen with his @$$ in the air!
There was another time we were doing it on the kitchen table & it broke. FH had a spoon stuck to his @$$
OMG coffee came out of my nose!
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the funniest for me was with my first boyfriend. it was the first time i did a p*ssy fart
we couldnt stop laughing
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the funniest for me was with my first boyfriend. it was the first time i did a p*ssy fart
we couldnt stop laughing
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mrsdraskin2009
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I will probably delete....
I was getting oral and...
fart.
AngnShaun
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oh snap
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oh snap
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heather
edited cuz i just realized you said you were gonna delete
