SEXTION OF THE DAY 12/18

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Posted by MrsSoto

heather

edited cuz i just realized you said you were gonna delete

so my response...

'
awwww
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo'

omggggggg

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Yeah. I don't think it can get more embarassing....

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Posted by M_Berk-Glenn

FH & I decided to have a quickie in the car. The cops pulled up and says I know you two are having a great time but could you atleast drive away from the station!

we didnt realize we parked beside the police station

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Here is the flip side. FH and I was in Crabtree Park after 11:00 pm. His pants are down. The cop roll up on us shine the light in our face and since we were fined ask it that a wig on the backseat. My smart FH said yes then ask the cop if he want us to get out the car. We were so carried away we forgot about the wig.

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Posted by jennybee

Traveled to the Midwest to meet my old BF's family. Went out boozing. Came home and did it on the kitchen counter. Get up the next morning and my panties are neatly folded on the bottom of the stair case! Oops! Didn't realize his parents got up early the next day to get breakfast for us...Crap!

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ohhhh crpppppppppppp

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Posted by es2189

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wait...what? i'm confused.

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me too!! what was up with the wig??

OMG this thread is hilarious! I'd be MORTIFIED if my underwear were placed neatly folded by the bottom of the staircase...I hope your excuse was 'ohh I must have dropped off some of my laundry in the kitchen!!'

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Posted by Ray8183

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Posted by M_Berk-Glenn

FH & I decided to have a quickie in the car. The cops pulled up and says I know you two are having a great time but could you atleast drive away from the station!

we didnt realize we parked beside the police station

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Here is the flip side. FH and I was in Crabtree Park after 11:00 pm. His pants are down. The cop roll up on us shine the light in our face and since we were fined ask it that a wig on the backseat. My smart FH said yes then ask the cop if he want us to get out the car. We were so carried away we forgot about the wig.

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I hope you didnt get out of the car

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Posted by FutureMrsLMS

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Posted by es2189

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wait...what? i'm confused.

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me too!! what was up with the wig??

OMG this thread is hilarious! I'd be MORTIFIED if my underwear were placed neatly folded by the bottom of the staircase...I hope your excuse was 'ohh I must have dropped off some of my laundry in the kitchen!!'

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I had on a wig and get busy in the car i forgot to put my wig back on and the cop only care about was the wig.

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Posted by M_Berk-Glenn

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Posted by Ray8183

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Posted by M_Berk-Glenn

FH & I decided to have a quickie in the car. The cops pulled up and says I know you two are having a great time but could you atleast drive away from the station!

we didnt realize we parked beside the police station

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Here is the flip side. FH and I was in Crabtree Park after 11:00 pm. His pants are down. The cop roll up on us shine the light in our face and since we were fined ask it that a wig on the backseat. My smart FH said yes then ask the cop if he want us to get out the car. We were so carried away we forgot about the wig.

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I hope you didnt get out of the car

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Nope, but he wanted too, I sat in the car waiting for the cop to say yes to see how he was going to explain why his pants and underwear was on his hip.

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Posted by Ray8183

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Posted by M_Berk-Glenn

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Posted by Ray8183

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Posted by M_Berk-Glenn

FH & I decided to have a quickie in the car. The cops pulled up and says I know you two are having a great time but could you atleast drive away from the station!

we didnt realize we parked beside the police station

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Here is the flip side. FH and I was in Crabtree Park after 11:00 pm. His pants are down. The cop roll up on us shine the light in our face and since we were fined ask it that a wig on the backseat. My smart FH said yes then ask the cop if he want us to get out the car. We were so carried away we forgot about the wig.

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I hope you didnt get out of the car

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Nope, but he wanted too, I sat in the car waiting for the cop to say yes to see how he was going to explain why his pants and underwear was on his hip.

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Could you imagine if they had the cars that video taped all their stops, we would be on tv!

I thought of another one...the same guy that spooged in my eye...we were having that kind of crazy, hot, sweaty sex that you only have when you're 17 and you f*ck like bunnies...we're all goin at it...and we're so sweaty that our chests rubbing together starts letting off LOUD and LONG farting sounds...I was cracking up!!!

It didn't stop us though

OOOOH I thought of one!!!!


There's been a few times this has happened but the first was the worst cuz it was sooo weird. When we were living in NJ we were doin ' it' and I came soooo intensely that I laughed hysterically then cried hysterically and couldn't stop!!!!!!!!!!


He was sooooo freaked out.... especially cuz it happened again.

Now it's something he strives for!!!!!!!!

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Posted by M_Berk-Glenn

This post had me thinking, so heres a few more

Before FH moved out his parents went on vacation. In the middle of everything he decided to get chocolate sauce from the kitchen. His step dad walked in and caught him naked in the kitchen with the ice tray, chocolate sauce & the thing you use to put frosting on cake. FH tried to run back to the room but he fell, it was the loudest THUD I ever heard There was chocolate everywhere. I was in the bedroom laughing so hard I started crying. His step father gives him $hit abt this all the time, he tells FHs friends that I had FH naked in the kitchen with his @$$ in the air!






There was another time we were doing it on the kitchen table & it broke. FH had a spoon stuck to his @$$

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LMFAO!!!!!!! I am crying here!!!!!

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Posted by jennybee

Traveled to the Midwest to meet my old BF's family. Went out boozing. Came home and did it on the kitchen counter. Get up the next morning and my panties are neatly folded on the bottom of the stair case! Oops! Didn't realize his parents got up early the next day to get breakfast for us...Cr*p!

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Oh Boy!!!!!

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Posted by M_Berk-Glenn

This post had me thinking, so heres a few more

Before FH moved out his parents went on vacation. In the middle of everything he decided to get chocolate sauce from the kitchen. His step dad walked in and caught him naked in the kitchen with the ice tray, chocolate sauce & the thing you use to put frosting on cake. FH tried to run back to the room but he fell, it was the loudest THUD I ever heard There was chocolate everywhere. I was in the bedroom laughing so hard I started crying. His step father gives him $hit abt this all the time, he tells FHs friends that I had FH naked in the kitchen with his @$$ in the air!



There was another time we were doing it on the kitchen table & it broke. FH had a spoon stuck to his @$$

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This one actually made me reeeally laaaauuugh outtt loud!!!!