Sleepless in Maspeth....
Ok, day three of getting up in the middle of the night -- not just to pee, which is annoying since I sleep like the dead and don't get up until the alarm goes off (after an hour![]()
), but BECAUSE MY HUSBAND IS A BED HOG, BLANKET HOG AND HAS BECOME A HUMAN CHAINSAW WITH HIS SNORING!!!!!!!!! ![]()
Good God, last night I'm up, WIDE awake at 4AM because of his snoring in my ear and because of the massive heartburn (oh great, the nausea ends and now that starts). I kept nudging him in the ribs and told him to turn over and he says 'I don't snore', well you could've fooled me buddy!! Then I get up to go pee and not only is his body on my side of the bed, but his pillow is half on top of mine and there's just enough space for me to climb in. Meanwhile another person could come sleep with us because his side of the bed is TOTALLY CLEAR!!! You know, I used to want him to cuddle and spoon with me when we first got married, and now that's all he does -- be careful what you wish for, huh? He grabs me so hard that I feel like I'm in a vice and I can't move!!! Then he tells me in his sleep 'Baby, your belly is getting bigger' -- is it growing over night? And then the snoring starts in my ear!!!
I've heard of how in the last trimester you can't sleep because your body is preparing for when the baby arrives and how you get no sleep then -- but can somebody explain what's happening now in my second trimester with the human chainsaw????? I didn't fall asleep until he left for work at 5:45 -- I put my pillow diagonally across the bed and slept until almost 8AM -- this is why I'm always late for work!!!![]()
Now when I tell him this later, he'll tell me that he doesn't snore and I'm out of my mind and made it up!! And I have another 5 months to go? I'm thinking either he'll be sleeping on the couch or as he said to me the other day, going to a motel!!!![]()
Edited for spelling!
I've heard of how in the last trimester you can't sleep because your body is preparing for when the baby arrives and how you get no sleep then -- but can somebody explain what's happening now in my second trimester with the human chainsaw????? I didn't fall asleep until he left for work at 5:45 -- I put my pillow diagonally across the bed and slept until almost 8AM -- this is why I'm always late for work!!!
Now when I tell him this later, he'll tell me that he doesn't snore and I'm out of my mind and made it up!! And I have another 5 months to go? I'm thinking either he'll be sleeping on the couch or as he said to me the other day, going to a motel!!!
Edited for spelling!
