somebody do something funny

I farted in FMIL's office

---

Posted by Becca2010

I farted in FMIL's office

---

I JUST GOT CAUGHT RUBBING MY TATAS AT MY DESK

---

Posted by Becca2010

I farted in FMIL's office

---

Perfect....

I'll tell you a joke!!!!


IA shrink is sitting in his office when a man walks in wearing nothing but plastic wrap. The shrink looks at him and says ' Hey, i can see your f*ckin nuts!!'

---

Posted by elisa112101

I'll tell you a joke!!!!


IA shrink is sitting in his office when a man walks in wearing nothing but plastic wrap. The shrink looks at him and says ' Hey, i can see your f*ckin nuts!!'

---

thats my favorite joke in Austin Powers in Goldmember... when they are on the ladder and Dr. Evil's pants get ripped off.. and Austin says... i used to think you were crazy, but now i can see your nuts... lol

How do you make a tissue dance?....... put a little boogie in it!



















so lame

---

Posted by mariedsgn

How do you make a tissue dance?....... put a little boogie in it!




so lame

---

LOLOLOLOL


A man walks into a bar and what did he say?

He said Ouch!!
hahahhaahha

---

Posted by mariedsgn

How do you make a tissue dance?....... put a little boogie in it!



















so lame

---

so lame ... but anything helps right now

---

Posted by Im_My_Own_Princess

Funny dance clip compilation (flv video)' class=MessageLink target=_blank>WATCH MEEEEE

---

link didnt work

I'm pretty boring, so I'm afraid I can't entertain you, but I want to give you lots of

---

Posted by StaceyWill

I'm pretty boring, so I'm afraid I can't entertain you, but I want to give you lots of

---

surprisingly that made me smile... lol

dirty joke time



What did the doctor say to the prostitute when she complained no hair would grow on her vajayjay?


--> did you ever see grass grow on a busy high way?

--
Teacher asks girl, 'What comes after 69?'
Girl replies, 'You rinse out your mouth and wash off your face!'

--
Life of a d**k: I got a head I can't think with, an eye I can't see out of, I hang around two nuts all the time, my closest neighbors an a**hole, my best friends a p**sy, and every time I get excited I throw up
--
An elementary school math teacher asked her class one day, 'If there are three birds on a wire, and a farmer shot one, how many are left?'

One little boy said two, but little Sally, realizing it was a trick question, said, 'None, 'cause everyone knows that if you shoot at birds they all fly away.' The teacher congratulates her on her correct answer.

Little Johnny, however, disagreed. He said, 'No, there would be one -- the one that the farmer shot.'

The teacher replied, 'No, Johnny, you're wrong, but I like the way you think.'

'OK, teacher, I have a riddle for you,' boasted Johnny. 'Let's say three women are at a bar and they each order a single scoop ice cream cone. The first one eats it by gently licking it around the edges, the second slowly ***** the ice cream off the cone from the top, and the third gobbles the top and then ***** the rest out of the cone. Which one is married?'

After a few seconds of contemplation, the teacher replied, 'Well, I think it must be the third, the one that gobbles the top and ***** out the inside.'

Johnny responded, 'No, teacher, you're wrong -- it's the one with the wedding ring. But I like the way you think.'
--

I can't post THIS one on here

So yesterday I was looking at the new Nissan Leaf online and said to a coworker that I'd like to drive it because it's an electric car and I think that's cool.

And she said...

'so that means it's good for the economy then, right?'

---

Posted by mag2010

I keep calling my boss by the wrong name to his face. I keep calling him Jeff but his name is Gary. Today I introduced him to my client as Jeff.

---

LMAO!!!!!!!!

---

Posted by kris_gets_hitched

So yesterday I was looking at the new Nissan Leaf online and said to a coworker that I'd like to drive it because it's an electric car and I think that's cool.

And she said...

'so that means it's good for the economy then, right?'

---

omg she is soo dumb it hurts