When I was leaving the gym today I got all the way to my car before I realized I took someone else's keys off the ring. All the employees thought I was an idiot!
mrsdraskin2009
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I had a woman call today to tell that she thought she was pregnant and wanted me to tell her if she really was I told her to get a pregnancy test.
I had a woman who wanted to use progesterone cream to 'make mah tittayyyyssss grow.'
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I had a woman call today to tell that she thought she was pregnant and wanted me to tell her if she really was I told her to get a pregnancy test.
that is effing awesome
GiannisWifey
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what do you call cheese that's not yours???
NACHOOOOO CHEESEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
barbtony
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what do you call cheese that's not yours???
NACHOOOOO CHEESEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AngnShaun
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Posted by barbtony
Posted by GiannisWifey
what do you call cheese that's not yours???
NACHOOOOO CHEESEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
an oldie but a goodie lol
barbtony
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an oldie but a goodie lol
See now - I'm old - and I've never heard that one
AngnShaun
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an oldie but a goodie lol
See now - I'm old - and I've never heard that one
LMAO!!!
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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
A: Hey, where's my tractor?!
AwaitingAugust
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Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: a cloud.
Im_My_Own_Princess
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what do you call cheese that's not yours???
NACHOOOOO CHEESEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
an oldie but a goodie lol
first time I heard that was while watching an NHRA race like 2 summers ago... there was a commerical with ron capps and his funny car was telling it.I almost wet myself, then I realized that it was a 'funny' car telling the joke..
