Spinoff - Punch/Marry/Makeout

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Posted by CLMon7906

famous people:

johnny damon / johnny reznick / toby maguire

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Marry: Johnny Damon - he is hot and buff
Make Out; Johnny Reznick - he is hot, but I can't stand his hair - so clearly I can't marry him
Punch - Toby Maguire - I have heard too many 'I am a celebrity, bow down before me' stories about Toby. Plus he is not hot - at all.

I was gonna marry them in the 80s

Dan Gauthier (Brad from Teen Witch)/Lee Montgomerie (Jeff from Girls Just Wanna Have Fun)/Corey Haim (various endeavors)

Okay, this is just based on the 80s:

Make out with Corey Haim because it was the 80s and I had no idea what a mess he was

Marry Dan Gauthier (teen witch )

Punch Lee because I can't find a picture of him nor do I remember what he looks like

Kevin Smith movies:

Brian O'Halloran (Dante in Clerks)/Jeff Anderson (Randal in Clerks)/Jason Mewes (Jay)

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

Okay, this is just based on the 80s:

Make out with Corey Haim because it was the 80s and I had no idea what a mess he was

Marry Dan Gauthier (teen witch )

Punch Lee because I can't find a picture of him nor do I remember what he looks like

Kevin Smith movies:

Brian O'Halloran (Dante in Clerks)/Jeff Anderson (Randal in Clerks)/Jason Mewes (Jay)

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Lee - I guess he didn't have a huge career after!



Marry: Brian O'Halloran - I guess
Make Out: Jeff Anderson
Punch: Jason Mewes - heard too much icky things about him.

The BreakUp
John Michael Higgins/Vincent D'Onofrio/Jon Favreau

Now I wish I'd made out with Lee instead!

Marry Vince Vaughn (that's who you meant, right?)

Make out with Joh Favreau b/c Swingers was awesome and I love him for writing it

Sorry John Higgins

Entourage:

Jeremy Piven/Kevin Connolly/Adrian Grenier

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

Now I wish I'd made out with Lee instead!

Marry Vince Vaughn (that's who you meant, right?)

Make out with Joh Favreau b/c Swingers was awesome and I love him for writing it

Sorry John Higgins

Entourage:

Jeremy Piven/Kevin Connolly/Adrian Grenier

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Vincent D'ONofrio was in the movie too! He was Vince's brother (I saw it yesterday) - which I found HYSTERICAL

Marry: Adrian Grenier - he is cute
Make Out: Jeremy Piven
Punch: Kevin Connolly - six words 'Unhappily Ever After' and Dating a Hilton

Dave Navarro / Prince / Keenan Ivory Wayans

I see that I dropped the ball on this

Marry Freaky Dave Navarro
Make out with Keenan
Punch Prince - because as bad azz as his music is, he did once wear butless pants. And that my friends is WRONG.

world cup men:
Landon Donovan (US Soceer team)/Cannavaro (the guy in the almost nude picture on the Italian team)/ David McPuker Beckham

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

Punch Prince - because as bad azz as his music is, he did once wear butless pants.

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ETA: So agree on the buttless pants - it is an unforgivable offense.

Finally Mel - I've been waiting 3 weeks (OK really I forgot about the game but was freakishly excited to see its return!)

Marry: Cannavaro (I google image searched him and all the pics of him gave me a hot flash - HOT!). Maybe his 0% bodyfat woudl motivate me to discover that thing called a gym more than 1x every 6 months
Make Out: Donovan
Punch: David Beckham - he is tainted from being married to Posh - she is so freakishly artificial looking



Random Folks:

Tyson Beckford / Kevin Spacey / Freddie Prinze Jr

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Posted by SuzBride
Tyson Beckford / Kevin Spacey / Freddie Prinze Jr

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So I would have responded last night, but DH saw the screen (probably noticing for the first time that I'm on LIW) and said, 'What kind of web site is that???'



Punch Freddie Prinze Jr - for no reason but I have to
Make out with Tyson - yum
Marry Kevin Spacey because I just heart all of his work

Harrison Ford (now - not in the Indiana Jones Days)/James Woods/Sean Connery

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

Harrison Ford (now - not in the Indiana Jones Days)/James Woods/Sean Connery

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Well that 'now' clause is just not nice.

Marry: Sean Connery - isn't he a knight or something. That has to make me something good. Although there would be no doing it cause ewww

Make Out: James Woods - ehhh

Punch: Harrison - just cause I am pissed at the clause

heheheeh

Ryan Seacrest / Tom Cruise / Al Reynolds (hehehe)

pissed at the clause

And now I see you're getting me back

PUNCH Tom Cruise - because he deserves a major beat down
Make out with Al
Marry Ryan Seacrest


playing nice and recycling some old ones:

Brandon Routh (new superman)/Chris Evans (human torch)/ Val Kilmer (old batman)

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

Make out with Al

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Marry: Chris Evans - he and Jessica Biel just broke up - so it could happen!

Make Out: Val Kilmer - he was so hot back in the day - I am making out with THAT Val

Punch: Brandon Routh - not feeling him. Saw a pic in which he had frighteningly yellow teeth

ok ok I'll be nicer -

Kristen's supposed men at one time
Brody Jenner (Kristen from Laguna's Bfriend) / Nick Lachey (rumored) / Stephen

I saw the yellow teeth, too

Punch Stephen
Make out with Brody
Marry Nick


themeless --

Dane Cook/DJ AM/Lance Bass (he's always on Perez - I couldn't think of anyone else)

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

I saw the yellow teeth, too

Punch Stephen
Make out with Brody
Marry Nick


themeless --

Dane Cook/DJ AM/Lance Bass (he's always on Perez - I couldn't think of anyone else)

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Marry: Dane Cook - HOT
Make Out: Lance Bass - ok he is clearly gay, but maybe his signifiantly hotter boyfriend Reichen woudl stop by and I could make out with him instead
Punch: DJ AM - he is kind of icky looking to me.

Cameron Diaz dated them

Matt Dillon / Jared Leto / Justin Timberlake

I think I want to ask Dane Cook to be my friend on myspace

Punch Justin Timberlake - just for no reason
Make out with Matt Dillon
Marry Jared Leto - bonus to being hot - I read that he's big in the pants

Eva Longoria's men (tv and real life)

Tony Parker/JC Chasez/Jesse Metcalfe

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

Eva Longoria's men (tv and real life)

Tony Parker/JC Chasez/Jesse Metcalfe

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Marry: Tony Parker - hot
Make Out: JC Chasez (he is a spitting image of this buy I was enamored with in HS who I never got - - so I could settle for him)
Punch: Jesse - he seems like conceited and just eh in the looks dept.

Supergroup:

Sebastian Bach / Scott Ian / Ted Nugent

I'd hunt Ted Nugent down with one of his bow and arrow sets
Make out with Sebastian
I'd actually marry Scott Ian because I think that he's such a nice guy!

Man Show hosts
Adam Corolla/Jimmy Kimmel/Joe Rogan

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

I'd hunt Ted Nugent down with one of his bow and arrow sets
Make out with Sebastian
I'd actually marry Scott Ian because I think that he's such a nice guy!

Man Show hosts
Adam Corolla/Jimmy Kimmel/Joe Rogan

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Marry: Adam Corolla - he amused me ever so much on Love Line - he had to have learned something from Dr. Drew

Make Out: Joe Rogan (kill me now for saying this - he isn't too bad on the eyes)

Punch: Jimmy - by default ()

Brandon Davis / Scott Storch / DJ Qualls

My inspiration:

I see that leaving Aruba has made the SuzBride bitter.

But I'll play along!

I punch Brandon Davis because he's greasier than any amount of fast food

I marry Scott Storch and make him produce my album

I take a roofie and let DJ Qualls make out with me. And then I puke.

Movie Critics:

Joel Siegel (the one who walked out of Clerks II); Roger Ebert; Gene Shallot (the inspiration for the Siegel mustache).

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

I see that leaving Aruba has made the SuzBride bitter.

Joel Siegel (the one who walked out of Clerks II); Roger Ebert; Gene Shallot (the inspiration for the Siegel mustache).

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hehe - bitter. Actually I just saw that photo on one of my gossip sites and I couldn't resist (those glasses - BWHAHAHA)

Painfully tricky

Marry: Roger Ebert - he seems mellow and he can take me to lots of free movies (well they all can, but I like him the best)

Punch: Joel Siegel - walk out of Clerks II? Wrong in at least 53 ways.

Make Out: Gene Shallot (by default, but gag me a little bit). Of course, alcohol can help alot with the cause.

Prince Harry (hehe) / Prince William / Prince

Well, in light of today's pictures, I am obviously going to marry Prince Harry!

Make out with William

And though I do love Prince more than those two, again I say I cannot touch someone who's worn butless pants!

Random list:
Wentworth Miller (Prison Break)/Hugh Laurie (Dr. House on House)/Matthew Fox (Lost)