Sprinoff to Pee thread... Lets here your embarassing public PUKE stories

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Posted by Mizzdimple

I have another...** FIRST TIME I GOT DRUNK..

I met this guy in Coney Island....and we met the next sunday to go to the beach again. I went alone..and told my friends to come later...on.

He came with his cousin, a girl from his block, and himself , he also brought Bacardi.

we sat down it was like 100 degrees. I was thirsty , he gave me some liquor...now this was the first time i was drinking ever...i didnt know SHIZ....so i saw th is plastic cup with brown syrupy stuff in it....(bacardi) i was sipping it cuz it was nasty (which is worse than downign it)
We lay down and proceed to 'make out' I get up (with 100 degree sun beating down on me) I swear i was drunk one minute...I got up the next DRUNKKKK AS HEKKKK. i was complaining i was sooooo hot....so i went to the water...I couldnt barely walk to it...i got in the water maybe up to my calves and I started screaming IM DROWNING IM DROWNING.....some random guy took my arm and walked me out of the water...I WAS SCREAMING...YOU SAVED ME YOU SAVED ME!!!!!!!!!!! He took me back to the guy and was like....take her...well my friends got there at that moment and they were like u need to go to the bathroom..so we walk to the boardwalk..meanwhile im hitting on every guy I see...even with girlfriend........and then Im waiting on line....for the bathroom....and i was leaning against a wired fence..on the other side was this guy with Long Hair and a hairy back i start screming ITS JESUS CHRISTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I get out of the bathroom.....after VOMITING
Then (i dont know why i always see my neighbors when im drunk) My neighbor is like...LISA??? im like LAURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA so she was like im taking you home now! Ithrew up 5X on the way home on the train....it was nasty!


ETA; P.S. Who knows why but that guy actually called me the next day..and we dated for about 1 1/2 years. oh well!

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thats too funny

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Posted by ant n tilde

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Posted by yelley77

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Posted by ant n tilde

i got drunk in a club once - well maybe i wasnt drunk but whatever
and i got REALLY hot and when i went into the bathroom i actually put my cheek against the stall to cool down - like what the heck? i cringe just thinking about it!

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I went out with Amandalynn to a club once and i got so wrecked that i fell asleep on the bathroom floor ina stall and the only reason she found me was because i feel asleep with my phone in my hand. I went in to throw up and I guess i felt I needed a nap... that was one of the worst. The hagnover that followed that was baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

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oh yeah i love that drunk logic 'i just need to take a quick nap RIGHT HERE' and at the time it makes sense LOL

FH always used to yell at me for that bc we would hang out with his brother's friends who were older and i would fall asleep anywhere

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Most of that night is a blur, but that is the only justification I have for sleeping on the floor of Lily Flannigans... I was so mortified, I had to be carried out.

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Posted by ant n tilde

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Posted by yelley77

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Posted by ant n tilde

i got drunk in a club once - well maybe i wasnt drunk but whatever
and i got REALLY hot and when i went into the bathroom i actually put my cheek against the stall to cool down - like what the heck? i cringe just thinking about it!

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I went out with Amandalynn to a club once and i got so wrecked that i fell asleep on the bathroom floor ina stall and the only reason she found me was because i feel asleep with my phone in my hand. I went in to throw up and I guess i felt I needed a nap... that was one of the worst. The hagnover that followed that was baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

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oh yeah i love that drunk logic 'i just need to take a quick nap RIGHT HERE' and at the time it makes sense LOL

FH always used to yell at me for that bc we would hang out with his brother's friends who were older and i would fall asleep anywhere

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Yea like....Let me just sleep for 5 minutes thats all, thats all I need just give me 5 minutes...lol

i vomitted in the 3rd row opening act of thoroughly modern millie a few years ago, i didnt want to cause a scene in front of my high school music teacher visiting here who bought me the ticket, so i puked in my pasmina and went to the bathroom where i heaved until the marriott forced me to leave via ambulance... my teacher accused me of being on drugs.... and my moh who was also with chewed her a new a**hole in the lobby at intermission for even thinking i would ever do drugs.... long story short i threw up and dry heaved for three days, had been sick with flu, felt better, had shot of gin before the show, triggered me to get violently ill.... bad luck

Another puke story... not as bad as the first one...

I always feel sick when I travel, nerves i guess, and my dad was driving me to the airport. I started feeling sick but this time I knew i was going to throw up so i made my dad pull over. I threw up on the side of the road, instantly felt better and we continued on.

EVERY TIME we pass that stretch of road (every trip to/fromthe airport, and any other time) my dad points out 'my patch of grass'

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Posted by AMGBride2008

Here's one of the best puking stories I have... although it's not mine, it is one of my roommates from college....

Freshman year we always went to happy hour on Fridays, same place, same time (we even started to plan our class schedules around this weekly event...). Well, we were all drinking drinking drinking, got some pizza, did some more drinking drinking drinking. Well, it was time for us to go home, we're all trashed beyond recognition (normally the people who went were me and the roomie and all of the guys on the floor, so mind you, me and roomie are the only girls...). We all hudle onto the bus to take us back to campus but roomie isn't looking too hot and the last thing I wanted was for her to be 'that girl' who puked on the drunk bus. So we got off and got into a cab... HAMMERED. We make it to campus safe and sound and roomie opens her door puts one leg out and start puking like there is no tomorrow... she looses a shoe in the cab and best of all, a tour of perspective students were walking by with their parents! Lovely right? Girls puking in front of dorm is perfect advertising for any college

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LOL i was 'one of those girls' once!!!! damn oneonta...but i have to admit that i was one of those people that puked on the drunk bus

when i was 16 i felt sick in the car and we were 3 blocks from my house. i couldnt wait...we stopped at a red light i opened the car door and puked right there still strapped in the seat!!! i got some on my shirt but mostly out the car door. when i looked up 3 guys from my HS were in the car next to me hysterical laughing!

I don't have any embarrassing adult puke stories because I always made it to the bathroom in time

But when I was younger, I was that kid in the class that always threw up. And they would have to call the janitor to bring the sawdust and all that good stuff.

Looking back, I had migraines even back then...but i all I knew was that my head hurt...and the nurse doesn't let you go home from that. So i would sit in class until the migraine was so bad that it made me puke. Mean school nurses.

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Posted by AMGBride2008

Freshman year of college, waaaay too many shots of soco and lime (cannot drink that or smell it to this day), puking my guts out in front of the guy I really liked and all of these new people I didn't know from a whole in the wall... pass out and then of course the fire alarm in the dorm goes off and I need to literally be carried down the stairs to get out of the building.... I may have puked once we were outside, but I don't know because I have no recollection of a fire drill or being carried outside. That was the last time I puked from drinking that much

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oh kim!!! the old oneonta days--didnt you live in hulbert with me freshman year??? i feel like i defintely remember that!! remember tim and mcniff? haha

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Posted by ant n tilde

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Posted by KitWisdom

Oh, and I’m not even going into the mess I was after getting drunk off absinthe. That was mainly weird a$$ things I was saying more than puke.

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I REALLY WANT TO TRY THAT!

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i kno ppl that drink it all the time.... i shoudl get u some!

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Posted by ant n tilde

i got drunk in a club once - well maybe i wasnt drunk but whatever
and i got REALLY hot and when i went into the bathroom i actually put my cheek against the stall to cool down - like what the heck? i cringe just thinking about it!

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oh man been there .. done that!

i dont kno if im ready to share mines....

i have WAY too many...

Ok.... I have a puke story for you but I wasn't even drinking! I had taken a new multi vitamin and then washed it down with a big glass of orange juice.......

So, I was on my way to work ... I'm driving a long and I start feeling really really nauseous. I'm telling myself not to think about it and it will go away. Well, the next thing I know, it just happened... WHILE I'm STILL DRIVING, I projectile vomit all over the dashboard of my car. I'm talking into the airconditioning vents and all. I look to the left and there are two guys in a work van with their mouths wide open. Then I go to pull over and I start throwing up all over my driver seat. I finally pull over and before I can open the door, I throw up again in my lap. Keep in mind that I'm in my brand new truck and wearing dress clothes... I had a meeting for a student and had to be there in 20 minutes. I ended up driving to work- cleaning myself up as much as I could in the faculty bathroom and telling everyone I spilt my breakfast on myself while I was driving. I went home straight after the meeting to shower and change and go to the car wash. Let me just tell you that car wash guys were so not happy with me.

OMG I HAVE SOOOOOOOOOOO MANY!!!

I think my fav is the most recent....

At Rosella's Bachelorette PArty I threw up in the theater at NAked Boys singing on myself and on my friend sitting next to me (on her foot) LMFAOOOOO

I spent most of the show heckling them tooo! I kept saying 'Is it cold in here?' in an English Accent and yelling 'fagggot!'...yea it was baaaaaaaad

LOL- the same night at the Bachelor party FH was decorating the sand in Atlantic City with his dinner that night and collection of drinks

What a friggin match

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Posted by SoontobeMrsMc

Ok.... I have a puke story for you but I wasn't even drinking! I had taken a new multi vitamin and then washed it down with a big glass of orange juice.......

So, I was on my way to work ... I'm driving a long and I start feeling really really nauseous. I'm telling myself not to think about it and it will go away. Well, the next thing I know, it just happened... WHILE I'm STILL DRIVING, I projectile vomit all over the dashboard of my car. I'm talking into the airconditioning vents and all. I look to the left and there are two guys in a work van with their mouths wide open. Then I go to pull over and I start throwing up all over my driver seat. I finally pull over and before I can open the door, I throw up again in my lap. Keep in mind that I'm in my brand new truck and wearing dress clothes... I had a meeting for a student and had to be there in 20 minutes. I ended up driving to work- cleaning myself up as much as I could in the faculty bathroom and telling everyone I spilt my breakfast on myself while I was driving. I went home straight after the meeting to shower and change and go to the car wash. Let me just tell you that car wash guys were so not happy with me.

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OOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMGGGGGGG!!!!!!!

THATS THE BEST ONE SO FAAAAAAAR!!!!!

Thank you Thank you

I have another one too...

Prologue: My FH is ALWAYS late. We had already been at my friend's graduation party for an hour before FH arrived (this was about 4 years ago)


OK SOOOO: Rosella's DH tells my FH that he has to catch up to all of us so he starts POUNDING red wine!!!! Then they bring out the SAmbucca....yea so fast forward to that night- I wake up to the sound of splatter.....I look and he's knelt into the corner of my room throwing up into the mouth of my stuffed PUUMBA Doll!!! (ya know the warthog from the Lion King)...he even lifted the top to puke into it!!! He thought it was the toilet....yea so needless to say I had to clean puke the rest of the night....I kept dry heaving myself...its smelled sooooooooooooo bad!!!

that bastid

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Posted by ILOVEBRIAN2008

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Posted by AMGBride2008

Here's one of the best puking stories I have... although it's not mine, it is one of my roommates from college....

Freshman year we always went to happy hour on Fridays, same place, same time (we even started to plan our class schedules around this weekly event...). Well, we were all drinking drinking drinking, got some pizza, did some more drinking drinking drinking. Well, it was time for us to go home, we're all trashed beyond recognition (normally the people who went were me and the roomie and all of the guys on the floor, so mind you, me and roomie are the only girls...). We all hudle onto the bus to take us back to campus but roomie isn't looking too hot and the last thing I wanted was for her to be 'that girl' who puked on the drunk bus. So we got off and got into a cab... HAMMERED. We make it to campus safe and sound and roomie opens her door puts one leg out and start puking like there is no tomorrow... she looses a shoe in the cab and best of all, a tour of perspective students were walking by with their parents! Lovely right? Girls puking in front of dorm is perfect advertising for any college

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LOL i was 'one of those girls' once!!!! damn oneonta...but i have to admit that i was one of those people that puked on the drunk bus

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Oooooh Jenise! Someone has to be 'that girl'... LOL!!!!!!!! I rushed off that bus once to dry heave into a garbage pale... must've been so attractive from the bus where all of the frat guys were watching me.