Sprinoff to Pee thread... Lets here your embarassing public PUKE stories

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Posted by ant n tilde

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Posted by KitWisdom

Oh, and I’m not even going into the mess I was after getting drunk off absinthe. That was mainly weird a$$ things I was saying more than puke.

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I REALLY WANT TO TRY THAT!

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That stuff will mess you up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so last year my boss takes me to this dinner in the city - its an industry dinner and there are tons of people there.....i had 2 whiskey sours (i NEVER drink them and have no clue why i ordered them) during the cocktail hour......then during dinner i think i drank almost an entire bottle of pinot.....then we all go to a bar after the dinner where i have 2 more whiskey sours.....I felt okay - I was def. trashed but I was able to keep myself pretty composed....My boss drives me back into Staten Island and FH picks me up.....we go back home and I am really drunk.....FH and I start having sex - but I don't enjoy it at all because the room is spinning and Im starting to feel really sick so I tell him we have to stop because I don't feel good - he helps me put on my pajamas and I start panicking that I am going to throw up - I HATE throwing up....so he tries to convince me its all in my head and that i need to go to sleep.....so finally I fall asleep.....a little while later I wake up and start vomitting - all over myself - so I run to the bathroom.....FH wakes up - and checks on me - it was horrible because I could not stop.....FH had to bring me new PJs b/c I threw up all over myself.....then FH hears our dog slurping....so he goes into the kitchen he sees that she is eating my throw up trail!!!!!!!! And FH had to clean my throw up off the kitchen floor and bedroom rug - Ladies that is LOVE The next day we had to go to the supermarket to get carpet cleaner.....we bought KidsNPets cleaner......FH still teases me about it till this day!!

I am definitely a puker when I drink.... So many stories....

One of my favs is one time when I went to a party with my cousin who is 2 years older than me (she's my MOH too!). One time I went to a party w/ her (I had to be 16??) and got so wasted b/c I drank so fast that my friend (my age who came with) and I started doing cartwheels on the lawn out front. Well, I was not as developed as many of the girls in HS- so I used to stuff my bra- LOL.. When I was doing cartwheels- some of the stuff fell out & I had no idea! Later, we were hanging in the house and all of a sudden one of the guys pulled this thing out of his pocket and put it over his EYE!!! Like an eye patch!!! It was the stuff from my bra (and obvious to everyone else it was something like that!) I was so embarrrased b/c everyone else had no need to stuff!!! I obviously turned so red and tried to laugh it off but started crying- LOL. To this day, my cousin will pull tease me about it (and loves to tell the story)!!!
OH- PS- I also puked that night b/c I was so drunk- from only 2 Molson Ice bottles of beer!!!!

Tilde- your story reminds me.....

I went to the donkey shows a WHILE ago, I was underage in fact....and we were drinking stupid drinks like vodka cranberry cuz thats only what we knew...after that we went to a bar uptown- called whos on first....we drove there.......meanwhile stopped at the liquor store bought a bottle of Southern comfort and i was drinking it like water..(i had nooooooooooooooo idea).


we go in (with fake a$$ id's) and I sit at the bar...my head goes down and I throw up allllllllllllllll overrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr myself I get up and go to the basement...there was a girl smoking wizzle in the bathroom i was soooooooooooooooo drunk i thought it was a cigarette and smoke it......i passed out on the floor.......next thing i knew i was being brought up by a bouncer out of the back door and i was put in a cab =(

Ugh I just typed this whole thing out only to find I wasn't logged on

ANYWAY short version, I was on a crowded bus coming home from work and all of a sudden felt very sick. Tried to rush off the bus and everyone saw me coming and moved except one PITA who said Id have to wait til he got off cause he was getting off too.... so i puked on the back of his pants!! I was mortified HOWEVER did tell him nicely i tried to tell him to move.

I've seen him on the bus since then, I still can't make eye contact with him

Here's one of the best puking stories I have... although it's not mine, it is one of my roommates from college....

Freshman year we always went to happy hour on Fridays, same place, same time (we even started to plan our class schedules around this weekly event...). Well, we were all drinking drinking drinking, got some pizza, did some more drinking drinking drinking. Well, it was time for us to go home, we're all trashed beyond recognition (normally the people who went were me and the roomie and all of the guys on the floor, so mind you, me and roomie are the only girls...). We all hudle onto the bus to take us back to campus but roomie isn't looking too hot and the last thing I wanted was for her to be 'that girl' who puked on the drunk bus. So we got off and got into a cab... HAMMERED. We make it to campus safe and sound and roomie opens her door puts one leg out and start puking like there is no tomorrow... she looses a shoe in the cab and best of all, a tour of perspective students were walking by with their parents! Lovely right? Girls puking in front of dorm is perfect advertising for any college

FAU in Boca

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Posted by Future Mulligan

so last year my boss takes me to this dinner in the city - its an industry dinner and there are tons of people there.....i had 2 whiskey sours i NEVER drink them) during the cocktail hour......then during dinner i think i drank almost an entire bottle of pinot.....then we all go to a bar after the dinner where i have 2 more whiskey sours.....I felt okay - I was def. trashed but I was able to keep myself pretty composed....My boss drives me back into Staten Island and FH picks me up.....we go back home and I am really drunk.....FH and I start having sex - but I don't enjoy it at all because the room is spinning and Im starting to feel really sick so I tell him we have to stop because I don't feel good - he helps me put on my pajamas and I start panicking that I am going to throw up - I HATE throwing up....so he tries to convince me its all in my head and that i need to go to sleep.....so finally I fall asleep.....a little while later I wake up and start vomitting - all over myself - so I run to the bathroom.....FH wakes up - and checks on me - it was horrible because I could stop.....FH had to bring me new PJs b/c I threw up all over myself.....then FH hears our dog slurping....so he goes into the kitchen he sees that she is eating my throw up trail!!!!!!!! And FH had to clean my throw up off the kitchen floor and bedroom rug - Ladies that is LOVE The next day we had to go to the supermarket to get carpet cleaner.....we bought KidsNPets cleaner......FH still teases me about it till this day!!

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Drunk sex is great UNTIL the room starts spinning, then, it's not so good. LOL

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Posted by Mizzdimple

Tilde- your story reminds me.....

I went to the donkey shows a WHILE ago, I was underage in fact....and we were drinking stupid drinks like vodka cranberry cuz thats only what we knew...after that we went to a bar uptown- called whos on first....we drove there.......meanwhile stopped at the liquor store bought a bottle of Southern comfort and i was drinking it like water..(i had nooooooooooooooo idea).


we go in (with fake a$$ id's) and I sit at the bar...my head goes down and I throw up allllllllllllllll overrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr myself I get up and go to the basement...there was a girl smoking wizzle in the bathroom i was soooooooooooooooo drunk i thought it was a cigarette and smoke it......i passed out on the floor.......next thing i knew i was being brought up by a bouncer out of the back door and i was put in a cab =(

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Posted by FinallyEngaged

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Posted by ant n tilde

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Posted by KitWisdom

Oh, and I’m not even going into the mess I was after getting drunk off absinthe. That was mainly weird a$$ things I was saying more than puke.

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I REALLY WANT TO TRY THAT!

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That stuff will mess you up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I can testify to that! I got it in Sweden, and it was apparently the kind that’s illegal in America? My lord, after three small drinks, I was GONE. FH dragged me into the shower and left me there after all my friends left, lol.

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Posted by KitWisdom

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Posted by FinallyEngaged

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Posted by ant n tilde

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Posted by KitWisdom

Oh, and I’m not even going into the mess I was after getting drunk off absinthe. That was mainly weird a$$ things I was saying more than puke.

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I REALLY WANT TO TRY THAT!

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That stuff will mess you up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I can testify to that! I got it in Sweden, and it was apparently the kind that’s illegal in America? My lord, after three small drinks, I was GONE. FH dragged me into the shower and left me there after all my friends left, lol.

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I dont think I would try that. I heard horror stories. Yeah I heard its banned here too.

I have another...** FIRST TIME I GOT DRUNK..

I met this guy in Coney Island....and we met the next sunday to go to the beach again. I went alone..and told my friends to come later...on.

He came with his cousin, a girl from his block, and himself , he also brought Bacardi.

we sat down it was like 100 degrees. I was thirsty , he gave me some liquor...now this was the first time i was drinking ever...i didnt know SHIZ....so i saw th is plastic cup with brown syrupy stuff in it....(bacardi) i was sipping it cuz it was nasty (which is worse than downign it)
We lay down and proceed to 'make out' I get up (with 100 degree sun beating down on me) I swear i was drunk one minute...I got up the next DRUNKKKK AS HEKKKK. i was complaining i was sooooo hot....so i went to the water...I couldnt barely walk to it...i got in the water maybe up to my calves and I started screaming IM DROWNING IM DROWNING.....some random guy took my arm and walked me out of the water...I WAS SCREAMING...YOU SAVED ME YOU SAVED ME!!!!!!!!!!! He took me back to the guy and was like....take her...well my friends got there at that moment and they were like u need to go to the bathroom..so we walk to the boardwalk..meanwhile im hitting on every guy I see...even with girlfriend........and then Im waiting on line....for the bathroom....and i was leaning against a wired fence..on the other side was this guy with Long Hair and a hairy back i start screming ITS JESUS CHRISTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I get out of the bathroom.....after VOMITING
Then (i dont know why i always see my neighbors when im drunk) My neighbor is like...LISA??? im like LAURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA so she was like im taking you home now! Ithrew up 5X on the way home on the train....it was nasty!


ETA; P.S. Who knows why but that guy actually called me the next day..and we dated for about 1 1/2 years. oh well!

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Posted by AMGBride2008

Here's one of the best puking stories I have... although it's not mine, it is one of my roommates from college....

Freshman year we always went to happy hour on Fridays, same place, same time (we even started to plan our class schedules around this weekly event...). Well, we were all drinking drinking drinking, got some pizza, did some more drinking drinking drinking. Well, it was time for us to go home, we're all trashed beyond recognition (normally the people who went were me and the roomie and all of the guys on the floor, so mind you, me and roomie are the only girls...). We all hudle onto the bus to take us back to campus but roomie isn't looking too hot and the last thing I wanted was for her to be 'that girl' who puked on the drunk bus. So we got off and got into a cab... HAMMERED. We make it to campus safe and sound and roomie opens her door puts one leg out and start puking like there is no tomorrow... she looses a shoe in the cab and best of all, a tour of perspective students were walking by with their parents! Lovely right? Girls puking in front of dorm is perfect advertising for any college

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hahahah

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Posted by Mizzdimple

I have another...** FIRST TIME I GOT DRUNK..

I met this guy in Coney Island....and we met the next sunday to go to the beach again. I went alone..and told my friends to come later...on.

He came with his cousin, a girl from his block, and himself , he also brought Bacardi.

we sat down it was like 100 degrees. I was thirsty , he gave me some liquor...now this was the first time i was drinking ever...i didnt know SHIZ....so i saw th is plastic cup with brown syrupy stuff in it....(bacardi) i was sipping it cuz it was nasty (which is worse than downign it)
We lay down and proceed to 'make out' I get up (with 100 degree sun beating down on me) I swear i was drunk one minute...I got up the next DRUNKKKK AS HEKKKK. i was complaining i was sooooo hot....so i went to the water...I couldnt barely walk to it...i got in the water maybe up to my calves and I started screaming IM DROWNING IM DROWNING.....some random guy took my arm and walked me out of the water...I WAS SCREAMING...YOU SAVED ME YOU SAVED ME!!!!!!!!!!! He took me back to the guy and was like....take her...well my friends got there at that moment and they were like u need to go to the bathroom..so we walk to the boardwalk..meanwhile im hitting on every guy I see...even with girlfriend........and then Im waiting on line....for the bathroom....and i was leaning against a wired fence..on the other side was this guy with Long Hair and a hairy back i start screming ITS JESUS CHRISTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I get out of the bathroom.....after VOMITING
Then (i dont know why i always see my neighbors when im drunk) My neighbor is like...LISA??? im like LAURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA so she was like im taking you home now! Ithrew up 5X on the way home on the train....it was nasty!


ETA; P.S. Who knows why but that guy actually called me the next day..and we dated for about 1 1/2 years. oh well!

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great story!!

i got drunk in a club once - well maybe i wasnt drunk but whatever
and i got REALLY hot and when i went into the bathroom i actually put my cheek against the stall to cool down - like what the heck? i cringe just thinking about it!

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Posted by Mizzdimple

I have another...** FIRST TIME I GOT DRUNK..

I met this guy in Coney Island....and we met the next sunday to go to the beach again. I went alone..and told my friends to come later...on.

He came with his cousin, a girl from his block, and himself , he also brought Bacardi.

we sat down it was like 100 degrees. I was thirsty , he gave me some liquor...now this was the first time i was drinking ever...i didnt know SHIZ....so i saw th is plastic cup with brown syrupy stuff in it....(bacardi) i was sipping it cuz it was nasty (which is worse than downign it)
We lay down and proceed to 'make out' I get up (with 100 degree sun beating down on me) I swear i was drunk one minute...I got up the next DRUNKKKK AS HEKKKK. i was complaining i was sooooo hot....so i went to the water...I couldnt barely walk to it...i got in the water maybe up to my calves and I started screaming IM DROWNING IM DROWNING.....some random guy took my arm and walked me out of the water...I WAS SCREAMING...YOU SAVED ME YOU SAVED ME!!!!!!!!!!! He took me back to the guy and was like....take her...well my friends got there at that moment and they were like u need to go to the bathroom..so we walk to the boardwalk..meanwhile im hitting on every guy I see...even with girlfriend........and then Im waiting on line....for the bathroom....and i was leaning against a wired fence..on the other side was this guy with Long Hair and a hairy back i start screming ITS JESUS CHRISTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I get out of the bathroom.....after VOMITING
Then (i dont know why i always see my neighbors when im drunk) My neighbor is like...LISA??? im like LAURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA so she was like im taking you home now! Ithrew up 5X on the way home on the train....it was nasty!


ETA; P.S. Who knows why but that guy actually called me the next day..and we dated for about 1 1/2 years. oh well!

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IT'S JESUS CHRIST!!!!

I'm almost peeingmyself here!!! that is effing hysterical!

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Posted by yelley77

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Posted by Mizzdimple

I have another...** FIRST TIME I GOT DRUNK..

I met this guy in Coney Island....and we met the next sunday to go to the beach again. I went alone..and told my friends to come later...on.

He came with his cousin, a girl from his block, and himself , he also brought Bacardi.

we sat down it was like 100 degrees. I was thirsty , he gave me some liquor...now this was the first time i was drinking ever...i didnt know SHIZ....so i saw th is plastic cup with brown syrupy stuff in it....(bacardi) i was sipping it cuz it was nasty (which is worse than downign it)
We lay down and proceed to 'make out' I get up (with 100 degree sun beating down on me) I swear i was drunk one minute...I got up the next DRUNKKKK AS HEKKKK. i was complaining i was sooooo hot....so i went to the water...I couldnt barely walk to it...i got in the water maybe up to my calves and I started screaming IM DROWNING IM DROWNING.....some random guy took my arm and walked me out of the water...I WAS SCREAMING...YOU SAVED ME YOU SAVED ME!!!!!!!!!!! He took me back to the guy and was like....take her...well my friends got there at that moment and they were like u need to go to the bathroom..so we walk to the boardwalk..meanwhile im hitting on every guy I see...even with girlfriend........and then Im waiting on line....for the bathroom....and i was leaning against a wired fence..on the other side was this guy with Long Hair and a hairy back i start screming ITS JESUS CHRISTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I get out of the bathroom.....after VOMITING
Then (i dont know why i always see my neighbors when im drunk) My neighbor is like...LISA??? im like LAURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA so she was like im taking you home now! Ithrew up 5X on the way home on the train....it was nasty!


ETA; P.S. Who knows why but that guy actually called me the next day..and we dated for about 1 1/2 years. oh well!

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IT'S JESUS CHRIST!!!!

I'm almost peeingmyself here!!! that is effing hysterical!

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IF YOU WERE THERE...OMG EVERY TIMES MY FRIENDS TALK ABOUT IT ITS HISTERICAL!

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Posted by ant n tilde

i got drunk in a club once - well maybe i wasnt drunk but whatever
and i got REALLY hot and when i went into the bathroom i actually put my cheek against the stall to cool down - like what the heck? i cringe just thinking about it!

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I went out with Amandalynn to a club once and i got so wrecked that i fell asleep on the bathroom floor ina stall and the only reason she found me was because i feel asleep with my phone in my hand. I went in to throw up and I guess i felt I needed a nap... that was one of the worst. The hagnover that followed that was baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

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Posted by yelley77

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Posted by ant n tilde

i got drunk in a club once - well maybe i wasnt drunk but whatever
and i got REALLY hot and when i went into the bathroom i actually put my cheek against the stall to cool down - like what the heck? i cringe just thinking about it!

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I went out with Amandalynn to a club once and i got so wrecked that i fell asleep on the bathroom floor ina stall and the only reason she found me was because i feel asleep with my phone in my hand. I went in to throw up and I guess i felt I needed a nap... that was one of the worst. The hagnover that followed that was baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

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oh yeah i love that drunk logic 'i just need to take a quick nap RIGHT HERE' and at the time it makes sense LOL

FH always used to yell at me for that bc we would hang out with his brother's friends who were older and i would fall asleep anywhere