Sprinoff to Pee thread... Lets here your embarassing public PUKE stories

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Posted by AndRecKy

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Posted by AMGBride2008

Freshman year of college, waaaay too many shots of soco and lime (cannot drink that or smell it to this day), puking my guts out in front of the guy I really liked and all of these new people I didn't know from a whole in the wall... pass out and then of course the fire alarm in the dorm goes off and I need to literally be carried down the stairs to get out of the building.... I may have puked once we were outside, but I don't know because I have no recollection of a fire drill or being carried outside. That was the last time I puked from drinking that much

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oh kim!!! the old oneonta days--didnt you live in hulbert with me freshman year??? i feel like i defintely remember that!! remember tim and mcniff? haha

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Yep... good ol' Hulbert... DAMN I miss that place!

And YES, I totally remember Tim, not so much McNiff... but I also remember Mike Hurley who was a big ol' drunk! LOL!!!!!!!!!!

My first job out of college I worked at this teeny tiny marketing firm all the way out in Lynbrook and I live in West Babylon. I got to work and just wasn't feeling right; nauseus and headachey, bleh! So for some reason, I was compelled to pound Peanut M&Ms, I ate an entire bag (and not the small bag.. the bag that you fill up a jar with)... why, when I was feeling so shiitty?... couldn't tell you, but I felt even worse after that. About a half hour later, I couldn't take it so I asked to leave early. I'm driving down the SS Pkwy willing myself not to heave, but lo and behold, the feeling takes over me, so I had to pull over to the LEFT side of the road (moron!) and puke multi-colored chocolate onto the side of the SSP. For some reason, I thought this was hysterical because afterwards, I couldn't stop laughing all the way home.

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Posted by yelley77

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Posted by Future Mulligan

so last year my boss takes me to this dinner in the city - its an industry dinner and there are tons of people there.....i had 2 whiskey sours i NEVER drink them) during the cocktail hour......then during dinner i think i drank almost an entire bottle of pinot.....then we all go to a bar after the dinner where i have 2 more whiskey sours.....I felt okay - I was def. trashed but I was able to keep myself pretty composed....My boss drives me back into Staten Island and FH picks me up.....we go back home and I am really drunk.....FH and I start having sex - but I don't enjoy it at all because the room is spinning and Im starting to feel really sick so I tell him we have to stop because I don't feel good - he helps me put on my pajamas and I start panicking that I am going to throw up - I HATE throwing up....so he tries to convince me its all in my head and that i need to go to sleep.....so finally I fall asleep.....a little while later I wake up and start vomitting - all over myself - so I run to the bathroom.....FH wakes up - and checks on me - it was horrible because I could stop.....FH had to bring me new PJs b/c I threw up all over myself.....then FH hears our dog slurping....so he goes into the kitchen he sees that she is eating my throw up trail!!!!!!!! And FH had to clean my throw up off the kitchen floor and bedroom rug - Ladies that is LOVE The next day we had to go to the supermarket to get carpet cleaner.....we bought KidsNPets cleaner......FH still teases me about it till this day!!

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Drunk sex is great UNTIL the room starts spinning, then, it's not so good. LOL

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Ha Ha! I would have to agree. Once the room starts spinning- the sex isn't as much fun!

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Posted by AMGBride2008

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Posted by AndRecKy

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Posted by AMGBride2008

Freshman year of college, waaaay too many shots of soco and lime (cannot drink that or smell it to this day), puking my guts out in front of the guy I really liked and all of these new people I didn't know from a whole in the wall... pass out and then of course the fire alarm in the dorm goes off and I need to literally be carried down the stairs to get out of the building.... I may have puked once we were outside, but I don't know because I have no recollection of a fire drill or being carried outside. That was the last time I puked from drinking that much

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oh kim!!! the old oneonta days--didnt you live in hulbert with me freshman year??? i feel like i defintely remember that!! remember tim and mcniff? haha

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Yep... good ol' Hulbert... DAMN I miss that place!

And YES, I totally remember Tim, not so much McNiff... but I also remember Mike Hurley who was a big ol' drunk! LOL!!!!!!!!!!

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Ha ha! I went to Oneonta too!

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Posted by Belongs2DanBuckley

I have another one too...

Prologue: My FH is ALWAYS late. We had already been at my friend's graduation party for an hour before FH arrived (this was about 4 years ago)


OK SOOOO: Rosella's DH tells my FH that he has to catch up to all of us so he starts POUNDING red wine!!!! Then they bring out the SAmbucca....yea so fast forward to that night- I wake up to the sound of splatter.....I look and he's knelt into the corner of my room throwing up into the mouth of my stuffed PUUMBA Doll!!! (ya know the warthog from the Lion King)...he even lifted the top to puke into it!!! He thought it was the toilet....yea so needless to say I had to clean puke the rest of the night....I kept dry heaving myself...its smelled sooooooooooooo bad!!!

that bastid

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Aww poor you and poor Pumba Doll!!!

when I was in high school I had gotten REALLY drunk like for the first time ever...and I went to this bar where I met this guy Paulie...well Paulie was really into me and I was REALLY REALLY drunk and not feeling well ...so Paulie starts rubbing my back and he leans in for a kiss and I almost threw up in his mouth. He thought I almost threw up because I was disgusted by him.

we did end up seeing each other for a short while after that...he was a friggin cutie man, but he was too 'mafioso' for me.