Sprinoff to Pee thread... Lets here your embarassing public PUKE stories
AMGBride2008
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You ladies go first!
SB7308
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ewwwwwwwwww nooooooo
AS
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when we were younger or older??? lol. I dont know if I want to share my older puke stories
AMGBride2008
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when we were younger or older??? lol. I dont know if I want to share my older puke stories
Either... Both... I bet the funnier ones are from when we were older (and drunk!)...LOL
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When I was waitressing, all of us girls decided to go out in the city after work, so we rented a limo, got some alcohol and went from huntington to the city at about midnight. I wasn't a big drinker, I was just drinking wine coolers, and then when we got to this party in the city, i was doing shots of absolute... well, I was thrown out of the party for throwing up so much, so my friends and I decided to leave and every three seconds I was puking on the pavement and the limo had to pull over 2 times on the way home so I could puke.... it was awful. I've only been that drunk twice in my life. Amandalynn can account for the other one
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aww why not
hanging out with a bunch of FH's friends - got a little tipsy and decided to drink some Bombay Gin straight out of the bottle
it was one of those moments when everyone was cheering and clapping and stuff and then when they realized what i was doing it was just dead silence.
so, about three seconds later i run into the bathroom and start puking HARD and everyone comes running in because they couldnt believe how fast it hit me
FH LEFT ME TO GO BUY MORE ALCOHOL so i was in the bathroom with like 2-3 guys and a few girls that i had never met before puking for FOUR straight hours ( in hindsight, probably alcohol poisoning and i probably should have gone to the hospital )
this girl comments on how she has the same thong as me and in my stupor i feel my behind and my pants had FALLEN down so not only was i PUKING *BUT* I was also mooning everyone.
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OK I'll go.....back in the South Beach day (Island Park) I was SO messed up that as I was sitting on the floor with my friends against the wall, I literally puked as I was sitting there, right in front of me and partially on me. When I stopped I acted like nothing happened! What an idiot I was!!!
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Ha, this is the worst and I’m totally not proud of it, but it doesn’t horribly embarrass me either. Basically, I went to an office Christmas party and was drinking sangria all night. Before I left, I thought it was a good idea to down a Long Island Ice Tea, which has like every kind of alcohol known to man in it.
FH, who wasn’t at the party but was there to take me home, got me on the subway okay. It was the E train and it was a long ride from Manhattan to Queens. I was kinda napping the whole time, but it kept lurching so I woke up and did some lurching of my own. I threw up ALL over FH’s jacket and the subway seat. The girl who was sitting across from us started gagging. The next stop was ours, so we got off. I felt so bad about letting the car hurtle away with my puke, but I didn’t know what else to do!
Later that night, I also hit myself in the car with the car door. Fun night!
KitWisdom
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Oh, and I’m not even going into the mess I was after getting drunk off absinthe. That was mainly weird a$$ things I was saying more than puke.
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An ambarrasing puke story was when I first meet my FH it was our first new years (2001) with all our friends, his friends at that time bec I didnt know them that well. We went to a club for new years, I mixed drinks, was puking at the strike of midnight, and my new friends had to help me in the bathroom all night. 7 years later they are still my best friends we all remember that story like it was yesterday
Another one was last year. My cuz came for the first time to NY. I took him to a club, got a table and vodka . I drank too much, started puking everywhere in the club. I got home, started taking off my clothes in front of my mom and sis bec there was puke everywhere. I didnt know what I was doing. Sooo bad, from that day I will never have vodka again
AMGBride2008
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Freshman year of college, waaaay too many shots of soco and lime (cannot drink that or smell it to this day), puking my guts out in front of the guy I really liked and all of these new people I didn't know from a whole in the wall... pass out and then of course the fire alarm in the dorm goes off and I need to literally be carried down the stairs to get out of the building.... I may have puked once we were outside, but I don't know because I have no recollection of a fire drill or being carried outside. That was the last time I puked from drinking that much
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After a night of wayyy too much drinking with my BF.....next morning I took the LIRR home. Before I got on the train, I was parched and bought a bottle of pomegranite juice and guzzled it. Well, 20 minutes later, on the train, I start to feel REALLY sick. Uh-ohhh, I started heaving but was somehow able to swallow most of it back down (I know, GROSS!)....though not without spritzing my white shirt good and proper. When my dad picked me up at the station, I told him that my juice had exploded all over my shirt.
It was awful!!!!!
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i don't know what i drank....but it came out blue and when i puked and we saw it was blue, i started hysterically laughing WHILE i was puking...so i had blue puke coming out of my nose.....its amazing im here to tell you about it though....what a baaaaaaaaad night....i don't know how i didn't choke or suffocate and die lol
i miss my days at school in florida...best time EVER!
mathteach
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The day I signed my divorce papers one of my friends wanted to go drinking. We started the night off with 3 bottles of champagne while we were waiting for the others. Then when we went out everyone bought me shots to celebrate. I ran into FH and he gave me his key and my friend dropped me off at his place.
The next day I woke up in my vomit. He had slept on the couch after trying to climb into bed with me. Apparently his attempts to wake me were useless. And 6 years later, still together.
Mici n KC
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These are hysterical! I can't really think of any lol
FinallyEngaged
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I dont have any puke stories... i feel left out... and it is not like i do not drink...FH is a volunteer firefighter, so it is thanks to them that my tolerance is out of control!!!
SoVic08
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this is not one of my puke stories but it is one I witnessed and it was GROSS!!!! and... it was at a WEDDING!
We were at the table sitting with a few longgggg distnace family members and a few people we didn't know. The guy sitting direcdtly across from me was drinking wild turkey (who drinks that) all night. We all ordered our dinner (got the prime rib and it was yummy) and so did most people at my table. The guy across from me was falling asleep at the table. Just when the awesome prime rib came...guess who puked right in his plate? OH MY GOD it was the grossest thing ever. His piece looked really good to. Needless to say they came and took it away ASAP and his father of all people took him outside to sleep in the car for the rest of the wedding!
ETS: I may come up with some others!
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I cant remember any major vomits b/c i was piss-*** drunk...but
I saw one of my neighbors at a club once....so i said ok we will carpool...well her ride was like this HOT CAR WHICH I CANT REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS BUT the guy had just mentioned how hey put in new suede seating so mind the smell...
well the smell must have gotten to me plus the motion in the car..I Vomited all over the back seat...CREAM suede seats..=( embarrassing...
He never called her again..
mathteach
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i don't know what i drank....but it came out blue and when i puked and we saw it was blue, i started hysterically laughing WHILE i was puking...so i had blue puke coming out of my nose.....its amazing im here to tell you about it though....what a baaaaaaaaad night....i don't know how i didn't choke or suffocate and die lol
i miss my days at school in florida...best time EVER!
where in florida? I was born and raised there - GO 'Noles.
ant n tilde
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Oh, and I’m not even going into the mess I was after getting drunk off absinthe. That was mainly weird a$$ things I was saying more than puke.
