Post New Topic

Straws, Sweaters, and now this?!?!?!

Suzanner Posted:

Straws, Sweaters, and now this?!?!?!

To go along with the theme of the day-

I made buffalo wings last night.

I brought the leftovers into work today for lunch.

I just opened the tupperware.

Two are gone.

I am completely disgusted.

How do I know if the remaining wings have been defiled? Touched or manhandled in any way? I feel so violated. My choices are to eat my remaining wings, or to go to my fall-back choice, the wilted salad I brought in on Tuesday.

I think I'm going to risk the contamination and stick with the besmirched wings.

If this were sausage, this place would be strewn with body bags.

Someone is going to pay.

This is my empty mouth where my wings should be.

Please, co-workers, keep your mitts off my meat. While you're at it, would you please stop bringing your coffee into the bathroom and setting it on the sink? Is it me, or is that completely gross? I mean, it's not like I'm drinking it, but there is particulate matter making its way into your coffee, and I frankly don't want to be sitting around your contaminated self after you drink it. For some reason, I think you have other unclean habits if this is 'what you do'. Note- this same co-worker hangs her jacket up in the bathroom, right in front of the stalls, all day. She says it's because it's the first and last place she goes in the day. While I can't argue with this logic, it remains completely gross.
flairforfashion Posted:

Re: Straws, Sweaters, and now this?!?!?!


Posted by Suzanner

This is my empty mouth where my wings should be.




MaggieLuvsJoe Posted:

Re: Straws, Sweaters, and now this?!?!?!

wow some people have no shame

sorry they ate your wings, I'd be pretty pissed
BarbieGrl10 Posted:

Re: Straws, Sweaters, and now this?!?!?!

keep your mitts off my meat





OMG! That was the funniest thing you ever said!
9509Bride Posted:

Re: Straws, Sweaters, and now this?!?!?!




I know the economy is bad but Good Grief!
evewedsjc Posted:

Re: Straws, Sweaters, and now this?!?!?!

WING JACKERS!!!!!!

I have heard it all...

Dani777 Posted:

Re: Straws, Sweaters, and now this?!?!?!

julesrbf Posted:

Re: Straws, Sweaters, and now this?!?!?!

You are too funny! I can't even take this post ... I am just laughing all over the place.

Thank you, thank you, thank you!
coldasice217 Posted:

Re: Straws, Sweaters, and now this?!?!?!

OMG.

Hilarity aside, that is disgusting that someone would do that!
flairforfashion Posted:

Re: Straws, Sweaters, and now this?!?!?!

BTW, at my job- some guy had a hero in the fridge and someone stole it. I saved the memo 'cause I thought it was funny:

If anyone finds a 1/2 a chicken cutlet sandwich please return it to me.

It's a sad world we live in when 1/2 a sandwich is stolen. By the way I have a cold and I sneezed on it.

Enjoy


Tony
JamDancer Posted:

Re: Straws, Sweaters, and now this?!?!?!

what is going on today?? Kleptos everywhere!

littlepixie12 Posted:

Re: Straws, Sweaters, and now this?!?!?!

you should put a sign on the fridge that says:

MISSING

Two buffalo wings.. please return to the fridge, owner is very worried about her babies ... Hopefully no harm has come to them. Reward to anyone who knows of their whereabouts!

and then include a pic of two buffalo wings on the bottom of the page!
Suzanner Posted:

Re: Straws, Sweaters, and now this?!?!?!


Posted by flairforfashion

BTW, at my job- some guy had a hero in the fridge and someone stole it. I saved the memo 'cause I thought it was funny:

If anyone finds a 1/2 a chicken cutlet sandwich please return it to me.

It's a sad world we live in when 1/2 a sandwich is stolen. By the way I have a cold and I sneezed on it.

Enjoy


Tony



OMG Rarely when I write 'LOL' do I really LOL. I just really LOL'd. That was completely priceless!!!
Aristotelina Posted:

Re: Straws, Sweaters, and now this?!?!?!

That is HYSTERICALLLL (but a little disgusting too!)

OMG..whoooo doess thatttt
JamDancer Posted:

Re: Straws, Sweaters, and now this?!?!?!


Posted by Suzanner


Posted by flairforfashion

BTW, at my job- some guy had a hero in the fridge and someone stole it. I saved the memo 'cause I thought it was funny:

If anyone finds a 1/2 a chicken cutlet sandwich please return it to me.

It's a sad world we live in when 1/2 a sandwich is stolen. By the way I have a cold and I sneezed on it.

Enjoy


Tony



OMG Rarely when I write 'LOL' do I really LOL. I just really LOL'd. That was completely priceless!!!



I would totally copy that suzanner, and replace the sandwich with 2 chicken wings.
gina409 Posted:

Re: Straws, Sweaters, and now this?!?!?!

funny cause when my mouth is like that im doing something else?
ttdiff11 Posted:

Re: Straws, Sweaters, and now this?!?!?!

lolol


i am sorry tho! but ur hysterical
Suzanner Posted:

Re: Straws, Sweaters, and now this?!?!?!


Posted by JamDancer


Posted by Suzanner


Posted by flairforfashion

BTW, at my job- some guy had a hero in the fridge and someone stole it. I saved the memo 'cause I thought it was funny:

If anyone finds a 1/2 a chicken cutlet sandwich please return it to me.

It's a sad world we live in when 1/2 a sandwich is stolen. By the way I have a cold and I sneezed on it.

Enjoy


Tony



OMG Rarely when I write 'LOL' do I really LOL. I just really LOL'd. That was completely priceless!!!



I would totally copy that suzanner, and replace the sandwich with 2 chicken wings.



Done. I can't believe how grossed I am. Now I am doubly grossed that I ate the remaining wings, because I conveniently forgot to realize before that if someone is actually so low as to pilfer wing, then they surely didn't wash their hands first, and now their ham hands have been all over my tupperware, and in effect, the remaining wings I just ate.

I am totally contaminated and need to Silkwood myself.
B2B 2009 Posted:

Re: Straws, Sweaters, and now this?!?!?!

Your wings are somewhere hanging out with my straws!!

Reply to this topic

Log in to reply or quote a post.