Straws, Sweaters, and now this?!?!?!

To go along with the theme of the day-

I made buffalo wings last night.

I brought the leftovers into work today for lunch.

I just opened the tupperware.

Two are gone.

I am completely disgusted.

How do I know if the remaining wings have been defiled? Touched or manhandled in any way? I feel so violated. My choices are to eat my remaining wings, or to go to my fall-back choice, the wilted salad I brought in on Tuesday.

I think I'm going to risk the contamination and stick with the besmirched wings.

If this were sausage, this place would be strewn with body bags.

Someone is going to pay.

This is my empty mouth where my wings should be.

Please, co-workers, keep your mitts off my meat. While you're at it, would you please stop bringing your coffee into the bathroom and setting it on the sink? Is it me, or is that completely gross? I mean, it's not like I'm drinking it, but there is particulate matter making its way into your coffee, and I frankly don't want to be sitting around your contaminated self after you drink it. For some reason, I think you have other unclean habits if this is 'what you do'. Note- this same co-worker hangs her jacket up in the bathroom, right in front of the stalls, all day. She says it's because it's the first and last place she goes in the day. While I can't argue with this logic, it remains completely gross.