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Strippers

Original post by yelley77

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Do you want strippers at your bachelorette party? Do you care if there are strippers at your FH's bachelor party?

I absolutely DO NOT want strippers at MY party, just not my style. As for the bachelor party, I don't really care either way if FH has them... I'm not THRILLED with the idea, but I will be ok with it.

What are your thoughts?
Espo22

Re: Strippers


Posted by yelley77


Posted by Espo22


Posted by florezpeeps


Posted by Espo22


Posted by florezpeeps


Posted by Espo22

some of them use beer bottles and champagne bottles then the champagne squirts all out...why am i talking about all this



ok, i KNOW someone (NOT a friend of mine) that had a~ shower rod (I will point out this occured at a bachelor party!), nuff said



WAIT i want to know lol and what happened with the shower rod, i mean i can guess but hmmm who knows what twisted spin this one takes





no twist, same as the wiffle ball bat, bottles, only it was a shower rod!!! i can'tttttt ohhhhh, this you'll find funny-it happened in vegas!



oh no but with the bottles what they did was pour all the champagne in the uhmmm A HOLE lol and then it will all squirt out



like a super soaker?!?!?




hahaha you can say that YES lol...its all over the net, ive seen it so many times...im sure a vid of this would be easy to find lol
florezpeeps

Re: Strippers


Posted by yelley77


Posted by Espo22


Posted by florezpeeps


Posted by Espo22


Posted by florezpeeps


Posted by Espo22

some of them use beer bottles and champagne bottles then the champagne squirts all out...why am i talking about all this



ok, i KNOW someone (NOT a friend of mine) that had a~ shower rod (I will point out this occured at a bachelor party!), nuff said



WAIT i want to know lol and what happened with the shower rod, i mean i can guess but hmmm who knows what twisted spin this one takes





no twist, same as the wiffle ball bat, bottles, only it was a shower rod!!! i can'tttttt ohhhhh, this you'll find funny-it happened in vegas!



oh no but with the bottles what they did was pour all the champagne in the uhmmm A HOLE lol and then it will all squirt out



like a super soaker?!?!?



super coooooooooooooooter!
Espo22

Re: Strippers


Posted by kimnsteve

i dont want them but i have a funny feeling that my FMIL is going to get them at my shower!


she crazy!!



at your shower
FutureMrs.T

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Posted by yelley77


Posted by Espo22


Posted by florezpeeps


Posted by Espo22


Posted by florezpeeps


Posted by Espo22

some of them use beer bottles and champagne bottles then the champagne squirts all out...why am i talking about all this



ok, i KNOW someone (NOT a friend of mine) that had a~ shower rod (I will point out this occured at a bachelor party!), nuff said



WAIT i want to know lol and what happened with the shower rod, i mean i can guess but hmmm who knows what twisted spin this one takes





no twist, same as the wiffle ball bat, bottles, only it was a shower rod!!! i can'tttttt ohhhhh, this you'll find funny-it happened in vegas!



oh no but with the bottles what they did was pour all the champagne in the uhmmm A HOLE lol and then it will all squirt out



like a super soaker?!?!?



OMG! The images in my head right now about what may or may not be happening tomorrow night with the stripper are crazy! I dont think I will be sleeping again until he has gone to the bachelor party tomorrow! should I be worried?
yelley77

Re: Strippers


Posted by Espo22


Posted by yelley77


Posted by Espo22


Posted by florezpeeps


Posted by Espo22


Posted by florezpeeps


Posted by Espo22

some of them use beer bottles and champagne bottles then the champagne squirts all out...why am i talking about all this



ok, i KNOW someone (NOT a friend of mine) that had a~ shower rod (I will point out this occured at a bachelor party!), nuff said



WAIT i want to know lol and what happened with the shower rod, i mean i can guess but hmmm who knows what twisted spin this one takes





no twist, same as the wiffle ball bat, bottles, only it was a shower rod!!! i can'tttttt ohhhhh, this you'll find funny-it happened in vegas!



oh no but with the bottles what they did was pour all the champagne in the uhmmm A HOLE lol and then it will all squirt out



like a super soaker?!?!?




hahaha you can say that YES lol...its all over the net, ive seen it so many times...im sure a vid of this would be easy to find lol



i don't think that is something I should search from my work computer...

can you image? 'Danielle, we need to talk about this google search for Champagne shooting @ssholes'

I'd be mortified
Espo22

Re: Strippers


Posted by florezpeeps


Posted by yelley77


Posted by Espo22


Posted by florezpeeps


Posted by Espo22


Posted by florezpeeps


Posted by Espo22

some of them use beer bottles and champagne bottles then the champagne squirts all out...why am i talking about all this



ok, i KNOW someone (NOT a friend of mine) that had a~ shower rod (I will point out this occured at a bachelor party!), nuff said



WAIT i want to know lol and what happened with the shower rod, i mean i can guess but hmmm who knows what twisted spin this one takes





no twist, same as the wiffle ball bat, bottles, only it was a shower rod!!! i can'tttttt ohhhhh, this you'll find funny-it happened in vegas!



oh no but with the bottles what they did was pour all the champagne in the uhmmm A HOLE lol and then it will all squirt out



like a super soaker?!?!?



super coooooooooooooooter!



OMG that is histerical
yelley77

Re: Strippers


Posted by Espo22


Posted by florezpeeps


Posted by yelley77


Posted by Espo22


Posted by florezpeeps


Posted by Espo22


Posted by florezpeeps


Posted by Espo22

some of them use beer bottles and champagne bottles then the champagne squirts all out...why am i talking about all this



ok, i KNOW someone (NOT a friend of mine) that had a~ shower rod (I will point out this occured at a bachelor party!), nuff said



WAIT i want to know lol and what happened with the shower rod, i mean i can guess but hmmm who knows what twisted spin this one takes





no twist, same as the wiffle ball bat, bottles, only it was a shower rod!!! i can'tttttt ohhhhh, this you'll find funny-it happened in vegas!



oh no but with the bottles what they did was pour all the champagne in the uhmmm A HOLE lol and then it will all squirt out



like a super soaker?!?!?



super coooooooooooooooter!



OMG that is histerical




hahahahaha! I love the word cooter...
Espo22

Re: Strippers


Posted by FutureMrs.T


Posted by yelley77


Posted by Espo22


Posted by florezpeeps


Posted by Espo22


Posted by florezpeeps


Posted by Espo22

some of them use beer bottles and champagne bottles then the champagne squirts all out...why am i talking about all this



ok, i KNOW someone (NOT a friend of mine) that had a~ shower rod (I will point out this occured at a bachelor party!), nuff said



WAIT i want to know lol and what happened with the shower rod, i mean i can guess but hmmm who knows what twisted spin this one takes





no twist, same as the wiffle ball bat, bottles, only it was a shower rod!!! i can'tttttt ohhhhh, this you'll find funny-it happened in vegas!



oh no but with the bottles what they did was pour all the champagne in the uhmmm A HOLE lol and then it will all squirt out



like a super soaker?!?!?



OMG! The images in my head right now about what may or may not be happening tomorrow night with the stripper are crazy! I dont think I will be sleeping again until he has gone to the bachelor party tomorrow! should I be worried?



i have no issue with this but its about what you feel comfortable with...If you trust him then dont worry. Plus if its at a strip club these things dont happen there
kimnsteve

Re: Strippers


Posted by Espo22


Posted by kimnsteve

i dont want them but i have a funny feeling that my FMIL is going to get them at my shower!


she crazy!!



at your shower



i know I told her no !

but i think it will be funny to have my 80 yr old grandmother getting a strip tease!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bemyyoko

Re: Strippers


Posted by Espo22


Posted by florezpeeps


Posted by yelley77


Posted by Espo22


Posted by florezpeeps


Posted by Espo22


Posted by florezpeeps


Posted by Espo22

some of them use beer bottles and champagne bottles then the champagne squirts all out...why am i talking about all this



ok, i KNOW someone (NOT a friend of mine) that had a~ shower rod (I will point out this occured at a bachelor party!), nuff said



WAIT i want to know lol and what happened with the shower rod, i mean i can guess but hmmm who knows what twisted spin this one takes





no twist, same as the wiffle ball bat, bottles, only it was a shower rod!!! i can'tttttt ohhhhh, this you'll find funny-it happened in vegas!



oh no but with the bottles what they did was pour all the champagne in the uhmmm A HOLE lol and then it will all squirt out



like a super soaker?!?!?



super coooooooooooooooter!



OMG that is histerical



i just spit water EVERYWHERE!!
Espo22

Re: Strippers


Posted by yelley77


Posted by Espo22


Posted by yelley77


Posted by Espo22


Posted by florezpeeps


Posted by Espo22


Posted by florezpeeps


Posted by Espo22

some of them use beer bottles and champagne bottles then the champagne squirts all out...why am i talking about all this



ok, i KNOW someone (NOT a friend of mine) that had a~ shower rod (I will point out this occured at a bachelor party!), nuff said



WAIT i want to know lol and what happened with the shower rod, i mean i can guess but hmmm who knows what twisted spin this one takes





no twist, same as the wiffle ball bat, bottles, only it was a shower rod!!! i can'tttttt ohhhhh, this you'll find funny-it happened in vegas!



oh no but with the bottles what they did was pour all the champagne in the uhmmm A HOLE lol and then it will all squirt out



like a super soaker?!?!?




hahaha you can say that YES lol...its all over the net, ive seen it so many times...im sure a vid of this would be easy to find lol



i don't think that is something I should search from my work computer...

can you image? 'Danielle, we need to talk about this google search for Champagne shooting @ssholes'

I'd be mortified



OMG i just really laughed out loud reading this...oh wait you know what i noticed, ill minimize my window when ppl walk by and im in this thread, uhmmm the title is strippers, so the tab at the bottom shows that
bemyyoko

Re: Strippers


Posted by Espo22


Posted by yelley77


Posted by Espo22


Posted by yelley77


Posted by Espo22


Posted by florezpeeps


Posted by Espo22


Posted by florezpeeps


Posted by Espo22

some of them use beer bottles and champagne bottles then the champagne squirts all out...why am i talking about all this



ok, i KNOW someone (NOT a friend of mine) that had a~ shower rod (I will point out this occured at a bachelor party!), nuff said



WAIT i want to know lol and what happened with the shower rod, i mean i can guess but hmmm who knows what twisted spin this one takes





no twist, same as the wiffle ball bat, bottles, only it was a shower rod!!! i can'tttttt ohhhhh, this you'll find funny-it happened in vegas!



oh no but with the bottles what they did was pour all the champagne in the uhmmm A HOLE lol and then it will all squirt out



like a super soaker?!?!?




hahaha you can say that YES lol...its all over the net, ive seen it so many times...im sure a vid of this would be easy to find lol



i don't think that is something I should search from my work computer...

can you image? 'Danielle, we need to talk about this google search for Champagne shooting @ssholes'

I'd be mortified



OMG i just really laughed out loud reading this...oh wait you know what i noticed, ill minimize my window when ppl walk by and im in this thread, uhmmm the title is strippers, so the tab at the bottom shows that


cbcf

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FH told me about the Banana Show he went to in Japan where this 70yr old woman used a razor (in her cooter) and sliced open and cut the banana hanging out of her cooter as well...

it is true it is like hte thing to go see in Okinawa, Japan. EWW I know but FH said she also placed a dollar in quaters on top of a beer bottle and the whole top of the beer bottle went inside and she took it out and the quaters were gone. So then she said 50cents and 50 cents popped right out


it's sooo gross
yelley77

Re: Strippers



i don't think that is something I should search from my work computer...

can you image? 'Danielle, we need to talk about this google search for Champagne shooting @ssholes'

I'd be mortified


OMG i just really laughed out loud reading this...oh wait you know what i noticed, ill minimize my window when ppl walk by and im in this thread, uhmmm the title is strippers, so the tab at the bottom shows that


If they question you just be like, 'what, you can't read, that says stripers, as in candy stripers, god!!!'

i just looked at the clock and realized that it was 3:30 -- thank god for this thread, it helped the day fly.
Teamhurldon

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i dont care whatever my friends wanna set up and as far as FH hes a big boy and i could care less if he gets strippers for the bachelor party

Espo22

Re: Strippers


Posted by cbcf

FH told me about the Banana Show he went to in Japan where this 70yr old woman used a razor (in her cooter) and sliced open and cut the banana hanging out of her cooter as well...

it is true it is like hte thing to go see in Okinawa, Japan. EWW I know but FH said she also placed a dollar in quaters on top of a beer bottle and the whole top of the beer bottle went inside and she took it out and the quaters were gone. So then she said 50cents and 50 cents popped right out


it's sooo gross



WOW that is some talented woman HOLY &%$#
cbcf

Re: Strippers


Posted by Espo22


Posted by cbcf

FH told me about the Banana Show he went to in Japan where this 70yr old woman used a razor (in her cooter) and sliced open and cut the banana hanging out of her cooter as well...

it is true it is like hte thing to go see in Okinawa, Japan. EWW I know but FH said she also placed a dollar in quaters on top of a beer bottle and the whole top of the beer bottle went inside and she took it out and the quaters were gone. So then she said 50cents and 50 cents popped right out


it's sooo gross



WOW that is some talented woman HOLY &%$#



YEAH!! I couldnt believe it when he told me....and I know it is true because before he left for Japan we stopped by the recruiting station in Bayshore and the recruiters were telling him he has to go see it

But i must say she is pretty talented to do that at 60 or 70 yrs odl lol
Espo22

Re: Strippers


Posted by yelley77



i don't think that is something I should search from my work computer...

can you image? 'Danielle, we need to talk about this google search for Champagne shooting @ssholes'

I'd be mortified



OMG i just really laughed out loud reading this...oh wait you know what i noticed, ill minimize my window when ppl walk by and im in this thread, uhmmm the title is strippers, so the tab at the bottom shows that


If they question you just be like, 'what, you can't read, that says stripers, as in candy stripers, god!!!'

i just looked at the clock and realized that it was 3:30 -- thank god for this thread, it helped the day fly.




i know thank god just an hour left...although FH JUST called me to tell me the N and W trains aren't working
Espo22

Re: Strippers


Posted by cbcf


Posted by Espo22


Posted by cbcf

FH told me about the Banana Show he went to in Japan where this 70yr old woman used a razor (in her cooter) and sliced open and cut the banana hanging out of her cooter as well...

it is true it is like hte thing to go see in Okinawa, Japan. EWW I know but FH said she also placed a dollar in quaters on top of a beer bottle and the whole top of the beer bottle went inside and she took it out and the quaters were gone. So then she said 50cents and 50 cents popped right out


it's sooo gross



WOW that is some talented woman HOLY &%$#



YEAH!! I couldnt believe it when he told me....and I know it is true because before he left for Japan we stopped by the recruiting station in Bayshore and the recruiters were telling him he has to go see it

But i must say she is pretty talented to do that at 60 or 70 yrs odl lol



talk about her making us young ones look bad
florezpeeps

Re: Strippers


Posted by cbcf

FH told me about the Banana Show he went to in Japan where this 70yr old woman used a razor (in her cooter) and sliced open and cut the banana hanging out of her cooter as well...

it is true it is like hte thing to go see in Okinawa, Japan. EWW I know but FH said she also placed a dollar in quaters on top of a beer bottle and the whole top of the beer bottle went inside and she took it out and the quaters were gone. So then she said 50cents and 50 cents popped right out


it's sooo gross



ya know i'm not at all put off by the slicing of bananas with her cooter thang, it's the 70 YEARS OLD part that's killinggggg me right now!!! ackkkkkkk! 70 yr old cooters should be retired!

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