Strippers

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Posted by Espo22

So i tell FH 'you know girls put eggs up there and pop them out without it breaking' and he looks at me and says yeah i know, and gave me a look like who doesn't know i asked if he ever saw it and he said he missed it, they had it at a bachelor party but couldn't make it. Then i start telling him about the 70 year old woman and hes like 'Where are you getting all this from, who are you having these conversations with' with a really weird look, im like LIW he's probably like this cult is getting crazy

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I tried to tell FH tonight, over dinner, about everything we talked about in this thread and couldn't say any of it with out laughing hysterical.... he was laughing too, so I told him I would show him when we got home... well, i just read him a few of the posts and we are both laughing hysterical... He also knew that woman shoved various domestic items up their cooters and then referrenced the movie 'Tomcats'.

I hope that there is another topic like this tomorrow to keep us laughing!!!

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Posted by Super2star

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Posted by ant n tilde

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Posted by Super2star

not a fan of strippers either...I rather FH go to a stip club than have a private 'anal toss' show like he had at his friends bach party!!!!

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WHAT the EFF is that?!

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lol...YEAH....they gave him a shirt after of a naked chick bending over...
they shove a stick up her a$$ and you throw rings around it....fun times!

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WOW That is the grossest thing I have ever heard.. High class at its best...

do u guys realize this thread has more hits in one day than the flower michele contest had in months??????????????

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Posted by DiamondPipa

do u guys realize this thread has more hits in one day than the flower michele contest had in months??????????????

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When I started it, I knew it would be controversial, but I had NO IDEA it would have turned into this... I have read every post and have enjoyed this thread so much. it really made me LMAO all day

Okay so I read the first page and was like ok... lemme skip to the last and I get this nasty pic pop up as the 1st post on the page... I am shocked at you girls!... naughty naughty

I wish i had the patience to read through the entire thing

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Posted by FuTuRe MrS MaZz

Okay so I read the first page and was like ok... lemme skip to the last and I get this nasty pic pop up as the 1st post on the page... I am shocked at you girls!... naughty naughty

I wish i had the patience to read through the entire thing

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If you get the time, it's worth it... it's quite amusing!!! :)

i cant wait until this post goes to the next page so i dont have to keep looking at that guys behind!

eta
wish granted!

FH is very mad at you girls, I had this thread open and he's playing nintendo and he looked over for a sec and saw chicken sex and he got distracted and died (in the game obviously)

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Posted by GinaZ

I absolutly do NOT want them at my party. i find them gross and really do not find men in thongs at all attractive. I'd rather FH didn't get one- but his friends will prolly get him one. And ill be a baby about it.

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hahaha nooo...u secretly want one!!!!
unfortunately i wont be the one getting it for u.

i absolutely do noooot want one. i think its icky. fh's friends dont really think or plan things....so theyll probably just be drinking beer and playing beer pong some place while they figure out where to go or what to do. we do have a stupid running joke saying his will be first and mine will be worse.

OMG this is still going???? lol i thoguht this would be long gone by the time i got back!!!!!!

rock on girls get those posts up!

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Posted by MikeandJess

FH is very mad at you girls, I had this thread open and he's playing nintendo and he looked over for a sec and saw chicken sex and he got distracted and died (in the game obviously)

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OMG that is histerical, i can imagine that

and its too funny that i come on and this thread is at the top of the first page

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Posted by Songstress1212

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Posted by Espo22

So i tell FH 'you know girls put eggs up there and pop them out without it breaking' and he looks at me and says yeah i know, and gave me a look like who doesn't know i asked if he ever saw it and he said he missed it, they had it at a bachelor party but couldn't make it. Then i start telling him about the 70 year old woman and hes like 'Where are you getting all this from, who are you having these conversations with' with a really weird look, im like LIW he's probably like this cult is getting crazy

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Now he's gonna think were a bunch of perverts...well I guess we are

Im gonna bring it up to FH when he gets home to see what he says too!

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he just probably thinks were nuts, like hmmm isn't this a wedding planning site, how does this apply to wedding planning

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Posted by Espo22

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Posted by MikeandJess

FH is very mad at you girls, I had this thread open and he's playing nintendo and he looked over for a sec and saw chicken sex and he got distracted and died (in the game obviously)

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OMG that is histerical, i can imagine that

and its too funny that i come on and this thread is at the top of the first page

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He since got over it and is playing golf but still wants to know why there is people having sex with chickens on this website, I wasn't sure how to answer that one

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Posted by MikeandJess

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Posted by Espo22

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Posted by MikeandJess

FH is very mad at you girls, I had this thread open and he's playing nintendo and he looked over for a sec and saw chicken sex and he got distracted and died (in the game obviously)

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OMG that is histerical, i can imagine that

and its too funny that i come on and this thread is at the top of the first page

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He since got over it and is playing golf but still wants to know why there is people having sex with chickens on this website, I wasn't sure how to answer that one

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now hes gonna wonder what you do on this site

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Posted by Espo22

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Posted by MikeandJess

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Posted by Espo22

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Posted by MikeandJess

FH is very mad at you girls, I had this thread open and he's playing nintendo and he looked over for a sec and saw chicken sex and he got distracted and died (in the game obviously)

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OMG that is histerical, i can imagine that

and its too funny that i come on and this thread is at the top of the first page

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He since got over it and is playing golf but still wants to know why there is people having sex with chickens on this website, I wasn't sure how to answer that one

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now hes gonna wonder what you do on this site

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Well if you don't see me again that means FH sabotaged my LIW

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Posted by DiamondPipa

do u guys realize this thread has more hits in one day than the flower michele contest had in months??????????????

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OMG i just noticed that, how funny and crazy is that

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Posted by Sunflower08

we both don't want strippers .........I 'd rather bond with my girls at a spa or a weekend getaway. He feels the same way.

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You took the words out of my mouth

I told FH about the egg thing and he was freaking out 'EEEWWW, SHUT UP- STOP TELLING ME'

The I realized he HATES eggs or anything to do with them. He won't even make an egg salad sandwich at his PT deli job and wont come near me to say goodbye if I ate eggs (even after I brush my teeth'

Now I know another button to push...LOL I'll just start talking about cooter eggs next time he pis ses me off

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Posted by yelley77

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Posted by FuTuRe MrS MaZz

Okay so I read the first page and was like ok... lemme skip to the last and I get this nasty pic pop up as the 1st post on the page... I am shocked at you girls!... naughty naughty

I wish i had the patience to read through the entire thing

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If you get the time, it's worth it... it's quite amusing!!! :)

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I actually just spent sooo much time reading all 14 pages, and I'm still amazing at the complete 180 that this thread took...so0o0o0o funny

Come visit us on the 09 boards sometimes with these silly threads!!!!!