Pick one of the following starters (or just make your own) and take it from there. It can be funny, raunchy, silly, romantic, etc.
The day FH proposed I....
I was getting it on this one time and....
I got so drunk once and....
the FUNNIEST thing my friends and I did was...
you get the point.
now entertain me (and everyone else bored at work).
dajc23
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Posted by yelley77
ok...
so one time FH and I came home from a bar... he was tipsy, I was totally wasted. the whole way home I'm saying completey inappropriate sexual things to him. So he's like we can't get home soon enough...
so we run in the house, clothes everywhere, i'm being a nasty slunt (alchohol makes me think I'm a porn star) and i'm like you should cuff me, i've been bad... ... so he does and we are going at it and i get SOOOOOOO nasaus. I'm like, omg, omg, un hook me, quick, i'm gonna puke. So I run upstairs and get to the toilet just in time. He comes running in after me and he's like omg, are you ok?? what happened? i finished my puking, he un-cuffed me, and we went to bed. we still laugh about it to this day! lol
Poor Joey, you ruined it!!!
Would have been funny if you didnt warn him about it and he left you handcuffed and while he was doing whatever, you just puked in his face..then he left you there in your own puke, naked and handcuffed
i crack myself up.
jeffamanda080808
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Posted by yelley77
(alchohol makes me think I'm a porn star)
Only alchohol????????????
yelley77
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Posted by yelley77
Poor Joey, you ruined it!!!
Would have been funny if you didnt warn him about it and he left you handcuffed and while he was doing whatever, you just puked in his face..then he left you there in your own puke, naked and handcuffed
i crack myself up.
lol. i would have been mortified if i threw up on him
yelley77
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Posted by jeffamanda080808
Posted by yelley77
(alchohol makes me think I'm a porn star)
Only alchohol????????????
lol!
i swear, before i met him i was the prudest biotch on the block.
dajc23
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Posted by yelley77
Posted by jeffamanda080808
Posted by yelley77
(alchohol makes me think I'm a porn star)
Only alchohol????????????
lol!
i swear, before i met him i was the prudest biotch on the block.
Some people bring out the Whore in others...
yelley77
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Posted by dajc23
Posted by yelley77
Posted by jeffamanda080808
Posted by yelley77
(alchohol makes me think I'm a porn star)
Only alchohol????????????
lol!
i swear, before i met him i was the prudest biotch on the block.
Some people bring out the Whore in others...
he used to make me , now i make him
jeffamanda080808
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Posted by dajc23
Posted by yelley77
Posted by jeffamanda080808
Posted by yelley77
(alchohol makes me think I'm a porn star)
Only alchohol????????????
lol!
i swear, before i met him i was the prudest biotch on the block.
Some people bring out the Whore in others...
he used to make me , now i make him
And lets hope you'll still be making him in thirty years and not !!!!!!!!
dajc23
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Posted by jeffamanda080808
Posted by yelley77
Posted by dajc23
Posted by yelley77
Posted by jeffamanda080808
Posted by yelley77
(alchohol makes me think I'm a porn star)
Only alchohol????????????
lol!
i swear, before i met him i was the prudest biotch on the block.
Some people bring out the Whore in others...
he used to make me , now i make him
And lets hope you'll still be making him in thirty years and not !!!!!!!!
or
FinallyEngaged
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Posted by ant n tilde
um this happened on my HM classy right?
We got REALLY drunk and it was like 2AM and we were going back to the room. DH decides that he wants to STEAL everyone's 'do not disturb' and 'breakfast order' door hangers. . . this is his favorite thing to do, i hate it.
So he is doing that and I am running and SCREAMING after him in heels. I grabbed his arm and said STOP IT! well, because i pulled him away from the door he SLAMMED his head on the wall that came out a little bit and fell on the floor. I am laughing so hard i start peeing my pants and i am like OMG I am peeing so i run and leave him BLEEDING on the floor and run to the room.
DH comes in after me and he is just pouring blood everywhere but i dont care and go to lay down BIG MISTAKE
i run into the bathroom and start POWER PUKING - it was seriously SO violent. DH is in the other room CHEERING me on and i am like 'babe, please help me i am dying' and he doesnt understand what he is supposed to do - UM HOLD MY HAIR BACK! so i finish, walk to bed and go straight to sleep LOL
in the morning there was a Pukey Bloody mess to be found - he bled through THREE towels LOL and it was all my fault, oops.
This was by far my favorite story b/c this is so something me an FH would do....
yelley77
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Posted by yelley77
Posted by dajc23
Posted by yelley77
Posted by jeffamanda080808
Posted by yelley77
(alchohol makes me think I'm a porn star)
Only alchohol????????????
lol!
i swear, before i met him i was the prudest biotch on the block.
Some people bring out the Whore in others...
he used to make me , now i make him
And lets hope you'll still be making him in thirty years and not !!!!!!!!
yelley77
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Posted by dajc23
Posted by jeffamanda080808
Posted by yelley77
Posted by dajc23
Posted by yelley77
Posted by jeffamanda080808
Posted by yelley77
(alchohol makes me think I'm a porn star)
Only alchohol????????????
lol!
i swear, before i met him i was the prudest biotch on the block.
Some people bring out the Whore in others...
he used to make me , now i make him
And lets hope you'll still be making him in thirty years and not !!!!!!!!
or
true
ant n tilde
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Posted by FinallyEngaged
This was by far my favorite story b/c this is so something me an FH would do....
I wish all of the 2008 girls such ROMANTIC and BEAUTIFUL Honeymoon memories that they may share with future generations
Toucan311
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One time it was a friends birthday. I'm no longer friends w/her b/c it turned out she was a compuslive liar. Anyhow, it was her birthday and we were at the Nut in Bay Shore. Seeing as how I used to be a big bar fly, I contacted the band in advance (they knew me as I have often danced and sung drunk on stage w/them, I'm classy) and the agreed to play her favorite song w/her on stage, and they also wanted to drink with us. So, it was partway through the night, and we were all pretty schnockered. We had done lots of shots w/the band, and also on our own and what not. So, Jeff the singer goes to get us more shots, but instead of carrying all of the shots over he gets a big glass full (of whiskey apparently) and a bunch of little plastic shot glasses. Well, I guess I didnt really understnad what was going on so I downed the whole glass of whiskey. I then proceeded to vomit in the taco bell drive through, in the yard, and then I hit my head on the toilet.
Here's a photo of me and a stranger dressed like the Burger King from that night. Notice how i'm a big mess.
One time it was a friends birthday. I'm no longer friends w/her b/c it turned out she was a compuslive liar. Anyhow, it was her birthday and we were at the Nut in Bay Shore. Seeing as how I used to be a big bar fly, I contacted the band in advance (they knew me as I have often danced and sung drunk on stage w/them, I'm classy) and the agreed to play her favorite song w/her on stage, and they also wanted to drink with us. So, it was partway through the night, and we were all pretty schnockered. We had done lots of shots w/the band, and also on our own and what not. So, Jeff the singer goes to get us more shots, but instead of carrying all of the shots over he gets a big glass full (of whiskey apparently) and a bunch of little plastic shot glasses. Well, I guess I didnt really understnad what was going on so I downed the whole glass of whiskey. I then proceeded to vomit in the taco bell drive through, in the yard, and then I hit my head on the toilet.
Here's a photo of me and a stranger dressed like the Burger King from that night. Notice how i'm a big mess.
that's a good one. lol
xXxNovember08xXx
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Posted by Mimacat
One time it was a friends birthday. I'm no longer friends w/her b/c it turned out she was a compuslive liar. Anyhow, it was her birthday and we were at the Nut in Bay Shore. Seeing as how I used to be a big bar fly, I contacted the band in advance (they knew me as I have often danced and sung drunk on stage w/them, I'm classy) and the agreed to play her favorite song w/her on stage, and they also wanted to drink with us. So, it was partway through the night, and we were all pretty schnockered. We had done lots of shots w/the band, and also on our own and what not. So, Jeff the singer goes to get us more shots, but instead of carrying all of the shots over he gets a big glass full (of whiskey apparently) and a bunch of little plastic shot glasses. Well, I guess I didnt really understnad what was going on so I downed the whole glass of whiskey. I then proceeded to vomit in the taco bell drive through, in the yard, and then I hit my head on the toilet.
Here's a photo of me and a stranger dressed like the Burger King from that night. Notice how i'm a big mess.
] LOVE the squinty eyes!
Toucan311
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Posted by xXxNovember08xXx
Posted by Mimacat
One time it was a friends birthday. I'm no longer friends w/her b/c it turned out she was a compuslive liar. Anyhow, it was her birthday and we were at the Nut in Bay Shore. Seeing as how I used to be a big bar fly, I contacted the band in advance (they knew me as I have often danced and sung drunk on stage w/them, I'm classy) and the agreed to play her favorite song w/her on stage, and they also wanted to drink with us. So, it was partway through the night, and we were all pretty schnockered. We had done lots of shots w/the band, and also on our own and what not. So, Jeff the singer goes to get us more shots, but instead of carrying all of the shots over he gets a big glass full (of whiskey apparently) and a bunch of little plastic shot glasses. Well, I guess I didnt really understnad what was going on so I downed the whole glass of whiskey. I then proceeded to vomit in the taco bell drive through, in the yard, and then I hit my head on the toilet.
Here's a photo of me and a stranger dressed like the Burger King from that night. Notice how i'm a big mess.
] LOVE the squinty eyes!
I look insane.
ant n tilde
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Posted by xXxNovember08xXx
Posted by Mimacat
One time it was a friends birthday. I'm no longer friends w/her b/c it turned out she was a compuslive liar. Anyhow, it was her birthday and we were at the Nut in Bay Shore. Seeing as how I used to be a big bar fly, I contacted the band in advance (they knew me as I have often danced and sung drunk on stage w/them, I'm classy) and the agreed to play her favorite song w/her on stage, and they also wanted to drink with us. So, it was partway through the night, and we were all pretty schnockered. We had done lots of shots w/the band, and also on our own and what not. So, Jeff the singer goes to get us more shots, but instead of carrying all of the shots over he gets a big glass full (of whiskey apparently) and a bunch of little plastic shot glasses. Well, I guess I didnt really understnad what was going on so I downed the whole glass of whiskey. I then proceeded to vomit in the taco bell drive through, in the yard, and then I hit my head on the toilet.
Here's a photo of me and a stranger dressed like the Burger King from that night. Notice how i'm a big mess.
] LOVE the squinty eyes!
I look insane.
you look close to a wardrobe malfunction LOL
dajc23
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Posted by xXxNovember08xXx
Posted by Mimacat
One time it was a friends birthday. I'm no longer friends w/her b/c it turned out she was a compuslive liar. Anyhow, it was her birthday and we were at the Nut in Bay Shore. Seeing as how I used to be a big bar fly, I contacted the band in advance (they knew me as I have often danced and sung drunk on stage w/them, I'm classy) and the agreed to play her favorite song w/her on stage, and they also wanted to drink with us. So, it was partway through the night, and we were all pretty schnockered. We had done lots of shots w/the band, and also on our own and what not. So, Jeff the singer goes to get us more shots, but instead of carrying all of the shots over he gets a big glass full (of whiskey apparently) and a bunch of little plastic shot glasses. Well, I guess I didnt really understnad what was going on so I downed the whole glass of whiskey. I then proceeded to vomit in the taco bell drive through, in the yard, and then I hit my head on the toilet.
Here's a photo of me and a stranger dressed like the Burger King from that night. Notice how i'm a big mess.
] LOVE the squinty eyes!
I look insane.
You look VERY happy to be there
Toucan311
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Posted by ant n tilde
Posted by Mimacat
Posted by xXxNovember08xXx
Posted by Mimacat
One time it was a friends birthday. I'm no longer friends w/her b/c it turned out she was a compuslive liar. Anyhow, it was her birthday and we were at the Nut in Bay Shore. Seeing as how I used to be a big bar fly, I contacted the band in advance (they knew me as I have often danced and sung drunk on stage w/them, I'm classy) and the agreed to play her favorite song w/her on stage, and they also wanted to drink with us. So, it was partway through the night, and we were all pretty schnockered. We had done lots of shots w/the band, and also on our own and what not. So, Jeff the singer goes to get us more shots, but instead of carrying all of the shots over he gets a big glass full (of whiskey apparently) and a bunch of little plastic shot glasses. Well, I guess I didnt really understnad what was going on so I downed the whole glass of whiskey. I then proceeded to vomit in the taco bell drive through, in the yard, and then I hit my head on the toilet.
Here's a photo of me and a stranger dressed like the Burger King from that night. Notice how i'm a big mess.
] LOVE the squinty eyes!
I look insane.
you look close to a wardrobe malfunction LOL
I think if one occurred, I wouldnt have even known!
Toucan311
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God, doesn't anyone want to go to the nutty irishman? I miss being a drunk wh*re.
