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Posted by yelley77
Posted by MrsK2008
One drunken night I forgot and opened the door. It fell off. So we picked it up and put it in the trunk! I rode UPS style!
Her parents loathed us all and wouldn't let he bring the car the following summer!
good times!
i busted out at that part...
Posted by dajc23
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Posted by yelley77
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Posted by dajc23
Another drunk story!
I was soo drunk once up in Connecticut visiting my MOHs ex bf up at school and we were playing drinking games Allllllllll night. I got up to pee and i went to sit on the bowl and i missed and fell off. Then once I actually finished peeing (yes, in the bowl lol) I stood up to pull my pants up and i leaned forward and got dizzy and smashed my head on the wall in front of me and fell to my knees...i finally was able to function enough to pull my pants up and walk out...like 20 mins later!!!!!!!!!!![]()
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i got SUCH a visual
yea its pretty funny..me, drunk, with no pants kneeling with my face pressed against the wall
Mom would be so proud
you can NOT use my potty.![]()
Just dont leave any objects, nothing of value in the bathroom![]()
or just a wee wee pad on the floor so there is no difficulty![]()
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So if anyone ever sees me just standing around and then all of a sudden I whip out a wee wee pad and pee where I am, dont be alarmed!!
Just think to yourself ' awwww poor girl has a problem'![]()
Posted by yelley77
Posted by dajc23
Another drunk story!
I was soo drunk once up in Connecticut visiting my MOHs ex bf up at school and we were playing drinking games Allllllllll night. I got up to pee and i went to sit on the bowl and i missed and fell off. Then once I actually finished peeing (yes, in the bowl lol) I stood up to pull my pants up and i leaned forward and got dizzy and smashed my head on the wall in front of me and fell to my knees...i finally was able to function enough to pull my pants up and walk out...like 20 mins later!!!!!!!!!!![]()
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i got SUCH a visual
Posted by j2911
guess he never got any action when he was our age and was punishing us for it!![]()
Posted by TM2008
ok - i have def posted this story on here before... but since you are bored - i will tell the story again b/c it is GUARANTEED to make you laugh!!
i have a special ring tone for FH on my cell (our wedding song) and i used to have it programed for when he called from his cell, work and parents house (before we lived together he lived with his parents) although we moved in together in sept 07, i never changed the ring tone for his parents house
so back in january 07 i got all of my wisdom teeth pulled and i was in SUCH pain forever! the doc gave me vicodin and that was all i could take for like a week or so b/c the pain was HORRIBLE and advil did nothing for me.
so as some of you may know, vicodin makes you VERY constipated so not joke, i hadnt done #2 for like a week!! so the first day i didnt take the vicodin, i went #2 for the first time in a while & me & FH had been laughing about this for the whole time b/c he couldnt believe that i hadnt pooped lol so i was really excited that i finally went #2.
so i called FH to tell him & he didnt answer. a few minutes later my phone rang with our special ring & i didnt even look at the phone, picked it up and was like 'I JUST TOOK THE BIGGEST S*IT OF MY LIFE' and it was FH's DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i have never been so mortified in my LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thankfully FH's dad is really laid back and cool & he laughed it off... but he was talking about it with FH for days after that lol it was really mortifying!
so thats my story!
Posted by j2911
years ago... me and fh (when we had no where else to go) would use my car.. so we park on a secluded street.. right after we're done, we see this bright light through the back window... the windows were so foggy though we had no idea what it was... it was a cop! he comes up to the door and fh gets out of the car and the cop says he needs to see the owner of the car! what an ***, he knows what we were doing! fh says, shes really embarrassed.. the cop says he doesnt care and makes me get out of the car (i got dressed really fast) and he gave us a ticket!!! guess he never got any action when he was our age and was punishing us for it!![]()
Posted by ant n tilde
um this happened on my HM
classy right?
We got REALLY drunk and it was like 2AM and we were going back to the room. DH decides that he wants to STEAL everyone's 'do not disturb' and 'breakfast order' door hangers. . . this is his favorite thing to do, i hate it.
So he is doing that and I am running and SCREAMING after him in heels. I grabbed his arm and said STOP IT! well, because i pulled him away from the door he SLAMMED his head on the wall that came out a little bit and fell on the floor. I am laughing so hard i start peeing my pants and i am like OMG I am peeing so i run and leave him BLEEDING on the floor and run to the room.
DH comes in after me and he is just pouring blood everywhere but i dont care and go to lay down
BIG MISTAKE
i run into the bathroom and start POWER PUKING - it was seriously SO violent. DH is in the other room CHEERING me on and i am like 'babe, please help me i am dying' and he doesnt understand what he is supposed to do - UM HOLD MY HAIR BACK! so i finish, walk to bed and go straight to sleep LOL
in the morning there was a Pukey Bloody mess to be found - he bled through THREE towels LOL and it was all my fault, oops.
Posted by ant n tilde
um this happened on my HM
classy right?
We got REALLY drunk and it was like 2AM and we were going back to the room. DH decides that he wants to STEAL everyone's 'do not disturb' and 'breakfast order' door hangers. . . this is his favorite thing to do, i hate it.
So he is doing that and I am running and SCREAMING after him in heels. I grabbed his arm and said STOP IT! well, because i pulled him away from the door he SLAMMED his head on the wall that came out a little bit and fell on the floor. I am laughing so hard i start peeing my pants and i am like OMG I am peeing so i run and leave him BLEEDING on the floor and run to the room.
DH comes in after me and he is just pouring blood everywhere but i dont care and go to lay down
BIG MISTAKE
i run into the bathroom and start POWER PUKING - it was seriously SO violent. DH is in the other room CHEERING me on and i am like 'babe, please help me i am dying' and he doesnt understand what he is supposed to do - UM HOLD MY HAIR BACK! so i finish, walk to bed and go straight to sleep LOL
in the morning there was a Pukey Bloody mess to be found - he bled through THREE towels LOL and it was all my fault, oops.
Posted by ant n tilde
um this happened on my HM
classy right?
We got REALLY drunk and it was like 2AM and we were going back to the room. DH decides that he wants to STEAL everyone's 'do not disturb' and 'breakfast order' door hangers. . . this is his favorite thing to do, i hate it.
So he is doing that and I am running and SCREAMING after him in heels. I grabbed his arm and said STOP IT! well, because i pulled him away from the door he SLAMMED his head on the wall that came out a little bit and fell on the floor. I am laughing so hard i start peeing my pants and i am like OMG I am peeing so i run and leave him BLEEDING on the floor and run to the room.
DH comes in after me and he is just pouring blood everywhere but i dont care and go to lay down
BIG MISTAKE
i run into the bathroom and start POWER PUKING - it was seriously SO violent. DH is in the other room CHEERING me on and i am like 'babe, please help me i am dying' and he doesnt understand what he is supposed to do - UM HOLD MY HAIR BACK! so i finish, walk to bed and go straight to sleep LOL
in the morning there was a Pukey Bloody mess to be found - he bled through THREE towels LOL and it was all my fault, oops.
Posted by TM2008
ok - i have def posted this story on here before... but since you are bored - i will tell the story again b/c it is GUARANTEED to make you laugh!!
i have a special ring tone for FH on my cell (our wedding song) and i used to have it programed for when he called from his cell, work and parents house (before we lived together he lived with his parents) although we moved in together in sept 07, i never changed the ring tone for his parents house
so back in january 07 i got all of my wisdom teeth pulled and i was in SUCH pain forever! the doc gave me vicodin and that was all i could take for like a week or so b/c the pain was HORRIBLE and advil did nothing for me.
so as some of you may know, vicodin makes you VERY constipated so not joke, i hadnt done #2 for like a week!! so the first day i didnt take the vicodin, i went #2 for the first time in a while & me & FH had been laughing about this for the whole time b/c he couldnt believe that i hadnt pooped lol so i was really excited that i finally went #2.
so i called FH to tell him & he didnt answer. a few minutes later my phone rang with our special ring & i didnt even look at the phone, picked it up and was like 'I JUST TOOK THE BIGGEST S*IT OF MY LIFE' and it was FH's DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i have never been so mortified in my LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thankfully FH's dad is really laid back and cool & he laughed it off... but he was talking about it with FH for days after that lol it was really mortifying!
so thats my story!
Posted by TM2008
ok - i have def posted this story on here before... but since you are bored - i will tell the story again b/c it is GUARANTEED to make you laugh!!
i have a special ring tone for FH on my cell (our wedding song) and i used to have it programed for when he called from his cell, work and parents house (before we lived together he lived with his parents) although we moved in together in sept 07, i never changed the ring tone for his parents house
so back in january 07 i got all of my wisdom teeth pulled and i was in SUCH pain forever! the doc gave me vicodin and that was all i could take for like a week or so b/c the pain was HORRIBLE and advil did nothing for me.
so as some of you may know, vicodin makes you VERY constipated so not joke, i hadnt done #2 for like a week!! so the first day i didnt take the vicodin, i went #2 for the first time in a while & me & FH had been laughing about this for the whole time b/c he couldnt believe that i hadnt pooped lol so i was really excited that i finally went #2.
so i called FH to tell him & he didnt answer. a few minutes later my phone rang with our special ring & i didnt even look at the phone, picked it up and was like 'I JUST TOOK THE BIGGEST S*IT OF MY LIFE' and it was FH's DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i have never been so mortified in my LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thankfully FH's dad is really laid back and cool & he laughed it off... but he was talking about it with FH for days after that lol it was really mortifying!
so thats my story!
Posted by ant n tilde
um this happened on my HM
classy right?
We got REALLY drunk and it was like 2AM and we were going back to the room. DH decides that he wants to STEAL everyone's 'do not disturb' and 'breakfast order' door hangers. . . this is his favorite thing to do, i hate it.
So he is doing that and I am running and SCREAMING after him in heels. I grabbed his arm and said STOP IT! well, because i pulled him away from the door he SLAMMED his head on the wall that came out a little bit and fell on the floor. I am laughing so hard i start peeing my pants and i am like OMG I am peeing so i run and leave him BLEEDING on the floor and run to the room.
DH comes in after me and he is just pouring blood everywhere but i dont care and go to lay down
BIG MISTAKE
i run into the bathroom and start POWER PUKING - it was seriously SO violent. DH is in the other room CHEERING me on and i am like 'babe, please help me i am dying' and he doesnt understand what he is supposed to do - UM HOLD MY HAIR BACK! so i finish, walk to bed and go straight to sleep LOL
in the morning there was a Pukey Bloody mess to be found - he bled through THREE towels LOL and it was all my fault, oops.
Posted by kristin597
Posted by TM2008
ok - i have def posted this story on here before... but since you are bored - i will tell the story again b/c it is GUARANTEED to make you laugh!!
so thats my story!![]()
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Posted by ant n tilde
um this happened on my HM
classy right?
We got REALLY drunk and it was like 2AM and we were going back to the room. DH decides that he wants to STEAL everyone's 'do not disturb' and 'breakfast order' door hangers. . . this is his favorite thing to do, i hate it.
So he is doing that and I am running and SCREAMING after him in heels. I grabbed his arm and said STOP IT! well, because i pulled him away from the door he SLAMMED his head on the wall that came out a little bit and fell on the floor. I am laughing so hard i start peeing my pants and i am like OMG I am peeing so i run and leave him BLEEDING on the floor and run to the room.
DH comes in after me and he is just pouring blood everywhere but i dont care and go to lay down
BIG MISTAKE
i run into the bathroom and start POWER PUKING - it was seriously SO violent. DH is in the other room CHEERING me on and i am like 'babe, please help me i am dying' and he doesnt understand what he is supposed to do - UM HOLD MY HAIR BACK! so i finish, walk to bed and go straight to sleep LOL
in the morning there was a Pukey Bloody mess to be found - he bled through THREE towels LOL and it was all my fault, oops.
