this is not a drunken story, just a funny one!
When I was in college, I used to summer in the hamptons and work in a local amagansette bar named 'Stevens Talkhouse'.
I met a lot of cool people from all over the country who summered there and worked locally.
I made friends with a great group of people, and we wreaked havoc on the quiet, noble towns back in our hay day.
On a weird Wednesday afternoon me and 2 of my friends Samantha and Tammy were coming home from the caldor shopping center in Wainscott. My friend Sam was driving her 2 door grenada pimp mobile ( mind you this was back in the 1990's because I am old ) SO, we are driving down 27 and we see a bunch of work orange cones with the flashing lights on top, WOW. We wanted to steal them! WOO HOO
We pull to the side of the road, broad daylight, I swing Sam's door open and leave it open and I say ' Stay here, I will be right back' I ran back to where the cones were and started grabbing all I could carry.
I hear Sam's tires spin in the mud and I look back to see she is backing up to come and fetch me! HOLY SH!T! I left the door open!! What Sam didn't see is the double posted 'road work' sign posted in her path. With the door open, her big @ss grenada door caught the sign and bent all the way to the fender!
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SH!T SH!T SH!T
I peed my pants I was laughing so hard. Sam popped the trunk first, I was on the ground because I was laughing so hard. She just demolished her car and she is worried about getting road gear into the trunk.
Tanny Sam and I all pushed her door as close as we could get it to the way it was supposed to be, which was about 15 inches from being closed. Tammy and I held the door closed as best we could all the way back to our apt.
Sam took her car to the body shop and had the door pounded out. The only catch was it could not be opened. Now, Sam was our lively hood and ride just about everywhere, since we all flew in. She always drove down from Maine. We took her car everywhere.
So here we are, 5 of us piling in one night to go out, all through th drivers door because the passenger door was never supposed to be opened. One drunken night I forgot and opened the door. It fell off. So we picked it up and put it in the trunk! I rode UPS style!
Her parents loathed us all and wouldn't let he bring the car the following summer!
good times!
