Pick one of the following starters (or just make your own) and take it from there. It can be funny, raunchy, silly, romantic, etc.
The day FH proposed I....
I was getting it on this one time and....
I got so drunk once and....
the FUNNIEST thing my friends and I did was...
you get the point.
now entertain me (and everyone else bored at work).
dajc23
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Posted by xXxNovember08xXx
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Another drunk story!
I was soo drunk once up in Connecticut visiting my MOHs ex bf up at school and we were playing drinking games Allllllllll night. I got up to pee and i went to sit on the bowl and i missed and fell off. Then once I actually finished peeing (yes, in the bowl lol) I stood up to pull my pants up and i leaned forward and got dizzy and smashed my head on the wall in front of me and fell to my knees...i finally was able to function enough to pull my pants up and walk out...like 20 mins later!!!!!!!!!!
i got SUCH a visual
yea its pretty funny..me, drunk, with no pants kneeling with my face pressed against the wall
Mom would be so proud
you can NOT use my potty.
Just dont leave any objects, nothing of value in the bathroom
or just a wee wee pad on the floor so there is no difficulty
So if anyone ever sees me just standing around and then all of a sudden I whip out a wee wee pad and pee where I am, dont be alarmed!! Just think to yourself ' awwww poor girl has a problem'
yelley77
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Posted by xXxNovember08xXx
Posted by dajc23
Posted by yelley77
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Posted by yelley77
Posted by dajc23
Another drunk story!
I was soo drunk once up in Connecticut visiting my MOHs ex bf up at school and we were playing drinking games Allllllllll night. I got up to pee and i went to sit on the bowl and i missed and fell off. Then once I actually finished peeing (yes, in the bowl lol) I stood up to pull my pants up and i leaned forward and got dizzy and smashed my head on the wall in front of me and fell to my knees...i finally was able to function enough to pull my pants up and walk out...like 20 mins later!!!!!!!!!!
i got SUCH a visual
yea its pretty funny..me, drunk, with no pants kneeling with my face pressed against the wall
Mom would be so proud
you can NOT use my potty.
Just dont leave any objects, nothing of value in the bathroom
or just a wee wee pad on the floor so there is no difficulty
you can use ollie's litter box!
Browneyesncute
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I got so drunk once at happy hour! mirage mind you! thinking i was cute, i make a comment to some guy and and went to sit inbetween my girlfirneds in the corner of the wrap around couch when i sat and leaned back i realzied it wasn't a wrap around just two couches that met in a corner and i fell in between them i was wedeged in between them with my 4 inch stilleoes sticking up in the air!! when they finally pulled my fat a$$ out i had candy wrapper stuck to my butt! aparrently thats were people threw garbage!
yelley77
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Posted by Browneyesncute
I got so drunk once at happy hour! mirage mind you! thinking i was cute, i make a comment to some guy and and went to sit inbetween my girlfirneds in the corner of the wrap around couch when i sat and leaned back i realzied it wasn't a wrap around just two couches that met in a corner and i fell in between them i was wedeged in between them with my 4 inch stilleoes sticking up in the air!! when they finally pulled my fat a$$ out i had candy wrapper stuck to my butt! aparrently thats were people threw garbage!
omg, this might be the funniest one yet
dajc23
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Posted by dajc23
Another drunk story!
I was soo drunk once up in Connecticut visiting my MOHs ex bf up at school and we were playing drinking games Allllllllll night. I got up to pee and i went to sit on the bowl and i missed and fell off. Then once I actually finished peeing (yes, in the bowl lol) I stood up to pull my pants up and i leaned forward and got dizzy and smashed my head on the wall in front of me and fell to my knees...i finally was able to function enough to pull my pants up and walk out...like 20 mins later!!!!!!!!!!
i got SUCH a visual
yea its pretty funny..me, drunk, with no pants kneeling with my face pressed against the wall
Mom would be so proud
you can NOT use my potty.
Just dont leave any objects, nothing of value in the bathroom
or just a wee wee pad on the floor so there is no difficulty
you can use ollie's litter box!
LMAO Tell lil Ollie to GET OUT OF THE WAY when he sees me coming!
jeffamanda080808
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On our 1st New Years Eve together...We were so drunk that FH told the cab driver his mom's address to drop us off at. Well we walked in got it on and passed out in his room. His mom walked in at 8am and there we were in all our glory, the way God brought us into this world. This was also the first time I met the woman!!!! I quickly threw a blanket over me when I heard her voice. After she closed the door I asked FH where my skirt was and his mom yelled through the wall 'It's around your waist!' Needless to say I didn't go over there for over a month. I laugh my @ss off when I hear Dave Matthews Band sing Crash...'Hike up your shirt a little more...and show your world to me'
this takes the cake!!
Do you think this could be why the woman hates me?!?!?!?!?!
Mici n KC
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Posted by Browneyesncute
I got so drunk once at happy hour! mirage mind you! thinking i was cute, i make a comment to some guy and and went to sit inbetween my girlfirneds in the corner of the wrap around couch when i sat and leaned back i realzied it wasn't a wrap around just two couches that met in a corner and i fell in between them i was wedeged in between them with my 4 inch stilleoes sticking up in the air!! when they finally pulled my fat a$$ out i had candy wrapper stuck to my butt! aparrently thats were people threw garbage!
yelley77
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LMAO Tell lil Ollie to GET OUT OF THE WAY when he sees me coming!
so inapropriate, but i'm gonna go for it anyway...
he's gonna say,
'meow, that is the bigges p*ssy I've ever seen'
(please note, that is not a joke accusing you of haveing a large vagina, or of u being large in general. no harm was meant by that comment and it was strictly said for the laugh factor)
yelley77
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Posted by jeffamanda080808
Posted by MrsK2008
Posted by jeffamanda080808
On our 1st New Years Eve together...We were so drunk that FH told the cab driver his mom's address to drop us off at. Well we walked in got it on and passed out in his room. His mom walked in at 8am and there we were in all our glory, the way God brought us into this world. This was also the first time I met the woman!!!! I quickly threw a blanket over me when I heard her voice. After she closed the door I asked FH where my skirt was and his mom yelled through the wall 'It's around your waist!' Needless to say I didn't go over there for over a month. I laugh my @ss off when I hear Dave Matthews Band sing Crash...'Hike up your shirt a little more...and show your world to me'
this takes the cake!!
Do you think this could be why the woman hates me?!?!?!?!?!
does she REALLY hate you??!?!?!?!?
Butterfly123
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I got so drunk once...
DH and I had just started like dating, nothing serious yet but we were really feeling eachother and hanging out. Well, I got drunk at this house party waiting for him to come because he had to come after work. By the time he got there I was on the bathroom floor with the lights off passed out. He found me in there and took care of me the whole night. And didnt even try and take advantage of me. (He totally could have)
Oh did I forget to mention it was our first Valentines Day??
yelley77
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Posted by Songstress
I got so drunk once...
DH and I had just started like dating, nothing serious yet but we were really feeling eachother and hanging out. Well, I got drunk at this house party waiting for him to come because he had to come after work. By the time he got there I was on the bathroom floor with the lights off passed out. He found me in there and took care of me the whole night. And didnt even try and take advantage of me. (He totally could have)
Oh did I forget to mention it was our first Valentines Day??
you a slut, you totally did him, don't lie. lol
no, that is really sweet though. He was an FH in training!
dajc23
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LMAO Tell lil Ollie to GET OUT OF THE WAY when he sees me coming!
so inapropriate, but i'm gonna go for it anyway...
he's gonna say,
'meow, that is the bigges p*ssy I've ever seen'
(please note, that is not a joke accusing you of haveing a large vagina, or of u being large in general. no harm was meant by that comment and it was strictly said for the laugh factor)
LMAO I just laughed out loud that I woke up sleepy at her desk next to me
and I was in no way offended, no need for disclaimers
oh and then the rest of the night the damn cat doesnt leave me alone..and you all know why!
Future Mulligan
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this is about FH - i didnt know him at the time, but this is the story ive been told by him and friends - he got really wasted at a bar in bay ridge, they leave the bar, walking around the streets - police stop them - FH is so drunk that he throws up on a cops shoe - the cops realize he's really drunk and just dont want to deal with him so they tell his friends to just get him home, after this, somehow FH ended up naked! he doesnt remember it but he was outside in bay ridge near all the bars naked in the street - guess after he pissed himself he felt compelled to take his clothes off
yelley77
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LMAO Tell lil Ollie to GET OUT OF THE WAY when he sees me coming!
so inapropriate, but i'm gonna go for it anyway...
he's gonna say,
'meow, that is the bigges p*ssy I've ever seen'
(please note, that is not a joke accusing you of haveing a large vagina, or of u being large in general. no harm was meant by that comment and it was strictly said for the laugh factor)
LMAO I just laughed out loud that I woke up sleepy at her desk next to me
and I was in no way offended, no need for disclaimers
oh and then the rest of the night the damn cat doesnt leave me alone..and you all know why!
just a heads up... he has no balls!
yelley77
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Posted by Future Mulligan
this is about FH - i didnt know him at the time, but this is the story ive been told by him and friends - he got really wasted at a bar in bay ridge, they leave the bar, walking around the streets - police stop them - FH is so drunk that he throws up on a cops shoe - the cops realize he's really drunk and just dont want to deal with him so they tell his friends to just get him home, after this, somehow FH ended up naked! he doesnt remember it but he was outside in bay ridge near all the bars naked in the street - guess after he pissed himself he felt compelled to take his clothes off
another drunken 'i don't know how i got naked' story!!!
dajc23
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LMAO Tell lil Ollie to GET OUT OF THE WAY when he sees me coming!
so inapropriate, but i'm gonna go for it anyway...
he's gonna say,
'meow, that is the bigges p*ssy I've ever seen'
(please note, that is not a joke accusing you of haveing a large vagina, or of u being large in general. no harm was meant by that comment and it was strictly said for the laugh factor)
LMAO I just laughed out loud that I woke up sleepy at her desk next to me
and I was in no way offended, no need for disclaimers
oh and then the rest of the night the damn cat doesnt leave me alone..and you all know why!
just a heads up... he has no balls!
Ughh then whats the point!
yelley77
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Posted by dajc23
Posted by yelley77
Posted by dajc23
Posted by yelley77
Posted by dajc23
LMAO Tell lil Ollie to GET OUT OF THE WAY when he sees me coming!
so inapropriate, but i'm gonna go for it anyway...
he's gonna say,
'meow, that is the bigges p*ssy I've ever seen'
(please note, that is not a joke accusing you of haveing a large vagina, or of u being large in general. no harm was meant by that comment and it was strictly said for the laugh factor)
LMAO I just laughed out loud that I woke up sleepy at her desk next to me
and I was in no way offended, no need for disclaimers
oh and then the rest of the night the damn cat doesnt leave me alone..and you all know why!
just a heads up... he has no balls!
Ughh then whats the point!
I'm freakin' DYIN' ova hea!
dajc23
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Posted by yelley77
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LMAO Tell lil Ollie to GET OUT OF THE WAY when he sees me coming!
so inapropriate, but i'm gonna go for it anyway...
he's gonna say,
'meow, that is the bigges p*ssy I've ever seen'
(please note, that is not a joke accusing you of haveing a large vagina, or of u being large in general. no harm was meant by that comment and it was strictly said for the laugh factor)
LMAO I just laughed out loud that I woke up sleepy at her desk next to me
and I was in no way offended, no need for disclaimers
oh and then the rest of the night the damn cat doesnt leave me alone..and you all know why!
just a heads up... he has no balls!
Ughh then whats the point!
I'm freakin' DYIN' ova hea!
You can tell the lil guy to keep his distance now...I bet Heather would like a p*ssy with no balls right up her alley
Mici n KC
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Posted by Future Mulligan
this is about FH - i didnt know him at the time, but this is the story ive been told by him and friends - he got really wasted at a bar in bay ridge, they leave the bar, walking around the streets - police stop them - FH is so drunk that he throws up on a cops shoe - the cops realize he's really drunk and just dont want to deal with him so they tell his friends to just get him home, after this, somehow FH ended up naked! he doesnt remember it but he was outside in bay ridge near all the bars naked in the street - guess after he pissed himself he felt compelled to take his clothes off
One of my friends got so drunk one time he got naked and was running around the streets like that! He actually fell and busted a few teeth!
MrsK2008
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Posted by Browneyesncute
I got so drunk once at happy hour! mirage mind you! thinking i was cute, i make a comment to some guy and and went to sit inbetween my girlfirneds in the corner of the wrap around couch when i sat and leaned back i realzied it wasn't a wrap around just two couches that met in a corner and i fell in between them i was wedeged in between them with my 4 inch stilleoes sticking up in the air!! when they finally pulled my fat a$$ out i had candy wrapper stuck to my butt! aparrently thats were people threw garbage!
