Tell me a story.

Heres another one.

After getting it on once- we fell asleep in his twin bed with no clothes on. I was still young and was supposed to have a curfew, so at 2:30 in the morning, my mom called his house. His OTHER brother answered, brought the phone to me, and since I was sleeping, I sat up quick when I heard him calling my name- and revealed my boobs to him

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Posted by soon2bmrsconnolly



I wanted to kill FH and when I questioned him on why he INVITED HIM IN--he said-

I dunno- I didnt know what else to do

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Posted by dajc23

Another drunk story!

I was soo drunk once up in Connecticut visiting my MOHs ex bf up at school and we were playing drinking games Allllllllll night. I got up to pee and i went to sit on the bowl and i missed and fell off. Then once I actually finished peeing (yes, in the bowl lol) I stood up to pull my pants up and i leaned forward and got dizzy and smashed my head on the wall in front of me and fell to my knees...i finally was able to function enough to pull my pants up and walk out...like 20 mins later!!!!!!!!!!

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i got SUCH a visual

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Posted by MrsK2008

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Posted by yelley77

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Posted by MrsK2008

I got so drunk once......

Back before culture club was culture club it was called the 'Blue Moose' and it was my fav night club in Manhattan. My g/f's and I would all meet up there on Friday's at 9pm fpr 1/2 price drinks.

I got so drunk, before midnight, that I went downstairs to pee and I passed out on the toilet, door locked, until 4am. My friends thought i hooked up and went home.

I didn't drink for 2 years after that!

Good times!

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hahaha.

i also got soo drunk once that I passed out in a bathroom stall.

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phew!

seriously, I thought it was JUST me.........

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nope oh college.... how the bathroom became my friend at times...

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Posted by teenigrrl

i once got so drunk at the US Open - women's quarter finals, that i was SCREAMING at lindsey davenport to lose (was never a fan). i was being extremely obnoxious, it's embarassing to think about it actually. anyway, the next thing i remember was waking up naked on my friend's couch, and having a huge bump and bruise on my forehead! i have no idea how they got there, but i have a feeling that i'm forever banned from the US tennis center.

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omg... if i ever woke up naked ANYWHERE, i'd cry!!!

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Posted by xXxNovember08xXx

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Posted by MrsK2008

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Posted by yelley77

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Posted by MrsK2008

I got so drunk once......

Back before culture club was culture club it was called the 'Blue Moose' and it was my fav night club in Manhattan. My g/f's and I would all meet up there on Friday's at 9pm fpr 1/2 price drinks.

I got so drunk, before midnight, that I went downstairs to pee and I passed out on the toilet, door locked, until 4am. My friends thought i hooked up and went home.

I didn't drink for 2 years after that!

Good times!

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hahaha.

i also got soo drunk once that I passed out in a bathroom stall.

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phew!

seriously, I thought it was JUST me.........

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nope oh college.... how the bathroom became my friend at times...

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Posted by dajc23

Another drunk story!

I was soo drunk once up in Connecticut visiting my MOHs ex bf up at school and we were playing drinking games Allllllllll night. I got up to pee and i went to sit on the bowl and i missed and fell off. Then once I actually finished peeing (yes, in the bowl lol) I stood up to pull my pants up and i leaned forward and got dizzy and smashed my head on the wall in front of me and fell to my knees...i finally was able to function enough to pull my pants up and walk out...like 20 mins later!!!!!!!!!!

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i got SUCH a visual

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yea its pretty funny..me, drunk, with no pants kneeling with my face pressed against the wall


Mom would be so proud

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Posted by dajc23

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Posted by yelley77

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Posted by dajc23

Another drunk story!

I was soo drunk once up in Connecticut visiting my MOHs ex bf up at school and we were playing drinking games Allllllllll night. I got up to pee and i went to sit on the bowl and i missed and fell off. Then once I actually finished peeing (yes, in the bowl lol) I stood up to pull my pants up and i leaned forward and got dizzy and smashed my head on the wall in front of me and fell to my knees...i finally was able to function enough to pull my pants up and walk out...like 20 mins later!!!!!!!!!!

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i got SUCH a visual

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yea its pretty funny..me, drunk, with no pants kneeling with my face pressed against the wall


Mom would be so proud

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you can NOT use my potty.

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Posted by yelley77

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Posted by xXxNovember08xXx

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Posted by MrsK2008

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Posted by yelley77

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Posted by MrsK2008

I got so drunk once......

Back before culture club was culture club it was called the 'Blue Moose' and it was my fav night club in Manhattan. My g/f's and I would all meet up there on Friday's at 9pm fpr 1/2 price drinks.

I got so drunk, before midnight, that I went downstairs to pee and I passed out on the toilet, door locked, until 4am. My friends thought i hooked up and went home.

I didn't drink for 2 years after that!

Good times!

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hahaha.

i also got soo drunk once that I passed out in a bathroom stall.

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phew!

seriously, I thought it was JUST me.........

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nope oh college.... how the bathroom became my friend at times...

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mind u all that it was one of those drunk i cant remember nights that i met FH and hooked up with him INSIDE a bathroom against the wall!

ok a story... again about a bathroom floor... dating FH for a year... new years eve, eve... (dec 30th) got so drunk, dint kno how drunk i was bc we were sitting at a bar all night... got back to his house and fell on the bathroom floor, the door knob was off (FH was fixing the door) i got LOCKED in the bathroom... im 'wispering' to get me out.. which meant i was prob YELLING at 4 am...

then i went quiet.... FH went quiet... he went up to his room and went to bed! forgot about me... i fell asleep on the bathroom floor!! ... neadless to say FMIL found me... took me to the couch and we never mentioned that night again... and i forever stoppeed drinking while at their house!

On our 1st New Years Eve together...We were so drunk that FH told the cab driver his mom's address to drop us off at. Well we walked in got it on and passed out in his room. His mom walked in at 8am and there we were in all our glory, the way God brought us into this world. This was also the first time I met the woman!!!! I quickly threw a blanket over me when I heard her voice. After she closed the door I asked FH where my skirt was and his mom yelled through the wall 'It's around your waist!' Needless to say I didn't go over there for over a month. I laugh my @ss off when I hear Dave Matthews Band sing Crash...'Hike up your shirt a little more...and show your world to me'

omg all of these are hysterical!!

YAY Danielle for making Friday go quicker!!

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Posted by jeffamanda080808

On our 1st New Years Eve together...We were so drunk that FH told the cab driver his mom's address to drop us off at. Well we walked in got it on and passed out in his room. His mom walked in at 8am and there we were in all our glory, the way God brought us into this world. This was also the first time I met the woman!!!! I quickly threw a blanket over me when I heard her voice. After she closed the door I asked FH where my skirt was and his mom yelled through the wall 'It's around your waist!' Needless to say I didn't go over there for over a month. I laugh my @ss off when I hear Dave Matthews Band sing Crash...'Hike up your shirt a little more...and show your world to me'

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O M G!

I was getting it on this one time and....

well I should start off by saying i was getting it on one time in FH car we were in college and we parked in a secluded area, or at least what we thought was secluded.... anyway, FHs phone was ringing off the hook, but we ignored it.... next thing we know we heard a honk and we look up but do see anyone.... FH looks at his phone it was his friend who goes to school with us..... his friend left a message asking why was his car parked where it was...... later on we got it out of his friend that he saw me bop up at one point and that is when he honked his horn and drove off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mind you he was in his car with his bro, who i coincidentally went to highschool with....

Now, years later they both remind FH and I of our escapade in the car.....

P.S. - he is one of our GMs!!!!!

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Posted by yelley77

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Posted by dajc23

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Posted by yelley77

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Posted by dajc23

Another drunk story!

I was soo drunk once up in Connecticut visiting my MOHs ex bf up at school and we were playing drinking games Allllllllll night. I got up to pee and i went to sit on the bowl and i missed and fell off. Then once I actually finished peeing (yes, in the bowl lol) I stood up to pull my pants up and i leaned forward and got dizzy and smashed my head on the wall in front of me and fell to my knees...i finally was able to function enough to pull my pants up and walk out...like 20 mins later!!!!!!!!!!

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i got SUCH a visual

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yea its pretty funny..me, drunk, with no pants kneeling with my face pressed against the wall


Mom would be so proud

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you can NOT use my potty.

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Just dont leave any objects, nothing of value in the bathroom

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Posted by dajc23

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Posted by yelley77

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Posted by dajc23

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Posted by yelley77

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Posted by dajc23

Another drunk story!

I was soo drunk once up in Connecticut visiting my MOHs ex bf up at school and we were playing drinking games Allllllllll night. I got up to pee and i went to sit on the bowl and i missed and fell off. Then once I actually finished peeing (yes, in the bowl lol) I stood up to pull my pants up and i leaned forward and got dizzy and smashed my head on the wall in front of me and fell to my knees...i finally was able to function enough to pull my pants up and walk out...like 20 mins later!!!!!!!!!!

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i got SUCH a visual

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yea its pretty funny..me, drunk, with no pants kneeling with my face pressed against the wall


Mom would be so proud

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you can NOT use my potty.

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Just dont leave any objects, nothing of value in the bathroom

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or just a wee wee pad on the floor so there is no difficulty

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Posted by jeffamanda080808

On our 1st New Years Eve together...We were so drunk that FH told the cab driver his mom's address to drop us off at. Well we walked in got it on and passed out in his room. His mom walked in at 8am and there we were in all our glory, the way God brought us into this world. This was also the first time I met the woman!!!! I quickly threw a blanket over me when I heard her voice. After she closed the door I asked FH where my skirt was and his mom yelled through the wall 'It's around your waist!' Needless to say I didn't go over there for over a month. I laugh my @ss off when I hear Dave Matthews Band sing Crash...'Hike up your shirt a little more...and show your world to me'

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this takes the cake!!

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Posted by xXxNovember08xXx

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Posted by yelley77

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Posted by xXxNovember08xXx

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Posted by MrsK2008

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Posted by yelley77

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Posted by MrsK2008

I got so drunk once......

Back before culture club was culture club it was called the 'Blue Moose' and it was my fav night club in Manhattan. My g/f's and I would all meet up there on Friday's at 9pm fpr 1/2 price drinks.

I got so drunk, before midnight, that I went downstairs to pee and I passed out on the toilet, door locked, until 4am. My friends thought i hooked up and went home.

I didn't drink for 2 years after that!

Good times!

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hahaha.

i also got soo drunk once that I passed out in a bathroom stall.

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phew!

seriously, I thought it was JUST me.........

---

nope oh college.... how the bathroom became my friend at times...

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mind u all that it was one of those drunk i cant remember nights that i met FH and hooked up with him INSIDE a bathroom against the wall!

ok a story... again about a bathroom floor... dating FH for a year... new years eve, eve... (dec 30th) got so drunk, dint kno how drunk i was bc we were sitting at a bar all night... got back to his house and fell on the bathroom floor, the door knob was off (FH was fixing the door) i got LOCKED in the bathroom... im 'wispering' to get me out.. which meant i was prob YELLING at 4 am...

then i went quiet.... FH went quiet... he went up to his room and went to bed! forgot about me... i fell asleep on the bathroom floor!! ... neadless to say FMIL found me... took me to the couch and we never mentioned that night again... and i forever stoppeed drinking while at their house!

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OMG, that is classic!!

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Posted by jeffamanda080808

On our 1st New Years Eve together...We were so drunk that FH told the cab driver his mom's address to drop us off at. Well we walked in got it on and passed out in his room. His mom walked in at 8am and there we were in all our glory, the way God brought us into this world. This was also the first time I met the woman!!!! I quickly threw a blanket over me when I heard her voice. After she closed the door I asked FH where my skirt was and his mom yelled through the wall 'It's around your waist!' Needless to say I didn't go over there for over a month. I laugh my @ss off when I hear Dave Matthews Band sing Crash...'Hike up your shirt a little more...and show your world to me'

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HAHAHAHHAAHHA

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Posted by FinallyEngaged

I was getting it on this one time and....

well I should start off by saying i was getting it on one time in FH car we were in college and we parked in a secluded area, or at least what we thought was secluded.... anyway, FHs phone was ringing off the hook, but we ignored it.... next thing we know we heard a honk and we look up but do see anyone.... FH looks at his phone it was his friend who goes to school with us..... his friend left a message asking why was his car parked where it was...... later on we got it out of his friend that he saw me bop up at one point and that is when he honked his horn and drove off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mind you he was in his car with his bro, who i coincidentally went to highschool with....

Now, years later they both remind FH and I of our escapade in the car.....

P.S. - he is one of our GMs!!!!!

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Oh man!! all these are drunken sex stories... i love it!