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Tell me a story.

yelley77 Posted:

Tell me a story.

This day is dragging and I love to read stories.

Pick one of the following starters (or just make your own) and take it from there. It can be funny, raunchy, silly, romantic, etc.

The day FH proposed I....

I was getting it on this one time and....

I got so drunk once and....

the FUNNIEST thing my friends and I did was...

you get the point.

now entertain me (and everyone else bored at work).

Mrs. V 2008 Posted:

Re: Tell me a story.

I was getting it on this one time and....


the next day ..Fh's whole family said they Heard the whole thing!!!! I was mortified! I didn't go back there for weeks after that
dajc23 Posted:

Re: Tell me a story.

I got so drunk once, I was sitting my couch and just leaned my head over to relax and I passed out and woke up in my brothers bed




but my brother was in Vegas
I still dont know how I got there
mrsdraskin2009 Posted:

Re: Tell me a story.

On my first date with FH I got a zip-tie stuck around my finger sooo tight it swelled and turned purple and he had to slice it off with a razor blade

He said if I didn't call him the next day, he probably wouldn't have called me after that stunt!!!!
yelley77 Posted:

Re: Tell me a story.


Posted by Bride 2 Be

I was getting it on this one time and....


the next day ..Fh's whole family said they Heard the whole thing!!!! I was mortified! I didn't go back there for weeks after that






omg...
Mrs. V 2008 Posted:

Re: Tell me a story.


Posted by yelley77


Posted by Bride 2 Be

I was getting it on this one time and....


the next day ..Fh's whole family said they Heard the whole thing!!!! I was mortified! I didn't go back there for weeks after that






omg...


yea it s*cked..big time!!! I was sooo embarrased!
Mici n KC Posted:

Re: Tell me a story.


Posted by Bride 2 Be

I was getting it on this one time and....


the next day ..Fh's whole family said they Heard the whole thing!!!! I was mortified! I didn't go back there for weeks after that



del Rio Posted:

Re: Tell me a story.


Posted by Bride 2 Be

I was getting it on this one time and....


the next day ..Fh's whole family said they Heard the whole thing!!!! I was mortified! I didn't go back there for weeks after that




yelley77 Posted:

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Posted by dajc23

I got so drunk once, I was sitting my couch and just leaned my head over to relax and I passed out and woke up in my brothers bed




but my brother was in Vegas
I still dont know how I got there




that is funny!
del Rio Posted:

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I was so drunk once I vomited all over my shoes and remember hearing someone say OMG that girl just vomited! I was turning around saying WHERE!?! It was me..

It didn't end there...the next day my sister had to drive us to school in my car and I vomited inside I barely made it out the door!

Needless to say thank god we only turn 21 once!
MrsK2008 Posted:

Re: Tell me a story.

I got so drunk once......

Back before culture club was culture club it was called the 'Blue Moose' and it was my fav night club in Manhattan. My g/f's and I would all meet up there on Friday's at 9pm fpr 1/2 price drinks.

I got so drunk, before midnight, that I went downstairs to pee and I passed out on the toilet, door locked, until 4am. My friends thought i hooked up and went home.

I didn't drink for 2 years after that!

Good times!
yelley77 Posted:

Re: Tell me a story.


Posted by Bride 2 Be


Posted by yelley77


Posted by Bride 2 Be

I was getting it on this one time and....


the next day ..Fh's whole family said they Heard the whole thing!!!! I was mortified! I didn't go back there for weeks after that






omg...


yea it s*cked..big time!!! I was sooo embarrased!



If my parents ever heard me (which I'm sure they did), they'd NEVER say anything... they'd be too embarassed
yelley77 Posted:

Re: Tell me a story.


Posted by soon2bemrsdelrio

I was so drunk once I vomited all over my shoes and remember hearing someone say OMG that girl just vomited! I was turning around saying WHERE!?! It was me..

It didn't end there...the next day my sister had to drive us to school in my car and I vomited inside I barely made it out the door!

Needless to say thank god we only turn 21 once!



Oh man... that is rough!
Mrs. V 2008 Posted:

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Posted by yelley77


Posted by Bride 2 Be


Posted by yelley77


Posted by Bride 2 Be

I was getting it on this one time and....


the next day ..Fh's whole family said they Heard the whole thing!!!! I was mortified! I didn't go back there for weeks after that






omg...


yea it s*cked..big time!!! I was sooo embarrased!



If my parents ever heard me (which I'm sure they did), they'd NEVER say anything... they'd be too embarassed



yea his brothers said something..and his mom said something to him!
yelley77 Posted:

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Posted by MrsK2008

I got so drunk once......

Back before culture club was culture club it was called the 'Blue Moose' and it was my fav night club in Manhattan. My g/f's and I would all meet up there on Friday's at 9pm fpr 1/2 price drinks.

I got so drunk, before midnight, that I went downstairs to pee and I passed out on the toilet, door locked, until 4am. My friends thought i hooked up and went home.

I didn't drink for 2 years after that!

Good times!




hahaha.

i also got soo drunk once that I passed out in a bathroom stall.
MrsK2008 Posted:

Re: Tell me a story.


Posted by yelley77


Posted by MrsK2008

I got so drunk once......

Back before culture club was culture club it was called the 'Blue Moose' and it was my fav night club in Manhattan. My g/f's and I would all meet up there on Friday's at 9pm fpr 1/2 price drinks.

I got so drunk, before midnight, that I went downstairs to pee and I passed out on the toilet, door locked, until 4am. My friends thought i hooked up and went home.

I didn't drink for 2 years after that!

Good times!




hahaha.

i also got soo drunk once that I passed out in a bathroom stall.



phew!

seriously, I thought it was JUST me.........
yelley77 Posted:

Re: Tell me a story.


Posted by MrsK2008


Posted by yelley77


Posted by MrsK2008

I got so drunk once......

Back before culture club was culture club it was called the 'Blue Moose' and it was my fav night club in Manhattan. My g/f's and I would all meet up there on Friday's at 9pm fpr 1/2 price drinks.

I got so drunk, before midnight, that I went downstairs to pee and I passed out on the toilet, door locked, until 4am. My friends thought i hooked up and went home.

I didn't drink for 2 years after that!

Good times!




hahaha.

i also got soo drunk once that I passed out in a bathroom stall.



phew!

seriously, I thought it was JUST me.........



nope, passed out in the stall and my friend (many of you know her as AmandaLynn04) found me because she alerted me on the nextel . lol
soon2bmrsconnolly Posted:

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FH and I were getting it on once, when his brother knocked on the door. I panicked and didn't want to make it obvious I was buck-*** neked- so I laid in the armchair and threw a blanket over myself and told FH to answer, thinking his brother would leave right away.

He didn't.

FH told him to sit down and stay--watch the rest of the game.

So I had to lay there paranoid that for some reason FBIL would feel the need to pull the blanket away.

I had to feel paranoid for an hour and a half- because that's how long he stayed there.

I wanted to kill FH and when I questioned him on why he INVITED HIM IN--he said-

I dunno- I didnt know what else to do
dajc23 Posted:

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Another drunk story!

I was soo drunk once up in Connecticut visiting my MOHs ex bf up at school and we were playing drinking games Allllllllll night. I got up to pee and i went to sit on the bowl and i missed and fell off. Then once I actually finished peeing (yes, in the bowl lol) I stood up to pull my pants up and i leaned forward and got dizzy and smashed my head on the wall in front of me and fell to my knees...i finally was able to function enough to pull my pants up and walk out...like 20 mins later!!!!!!!!!!
mariaobride Posted:

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Posted by soon2bmrsconnolly

FH and I were getting it on once, when his brother knocked on the door. I panicked and didn't want to make it obvious I was buck-*** neked- so I laid in the armchair and threw a blanket over myself and told FH to answer, thinking his brother would leave right away.

He didn't.

FH told him to sit down and stay--watch the rest of the game.

So I had to lay there paranoid that for some reason FBIL would feel the need to pull the blanket away.

I had to feel paranoid for an hour and a half- because that's how long he stayed there.

I wanted to kill FH and when I questioned him on why he INVITED HIM IN--he said-

I dunno- I didnt know what else to do




ahhhhh

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