Thanks to Fullersbride.. we need a DEAR ??? thread.. i know there

Dear Fh... Hi its me again .. have you called the DJ in regards to the questions we had .. ohh no .. thats what i thought .. Oh have you filled out your application for the passport .. ohhh i know .. nope .. But i bet you did play that dam xbox on line with a buncha retarts w/ no lives .. Yes Shanee your right .. urrrrrrrrrhh

Dear FH,
I am so glad that your told your co-worker/ Friend? that he will get an invitation when we see how many people cannot make it. I am glad that you don't care how tacky it sound.s

Also I am so happy that you think that your groomsmen will take care of getting there rooms. (Head up A$$hole the rooms are released in 2 days).

Dear Vendor:

I just want to let you all know : NO means NO!
and If you don't hear me back for 1 month, stop calling me and calling me and calling me. 1 follow up phone call is fine, don't call me everyweek and ask my decision.

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Posted by miss nee

hahahahahah ... Dear Not So Close Friend........Stop asking me how much things cost .. unless your paying or wanna contribute .. tell me what difference is it gonna make.. I didnt think you had an answer

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Yes, Yes, Yes. I agree with this one so much.

Dear FH,

When are you going to book these freakin limos you were supposed to do this months ago.
And stop telling me to searching for invites its only paper!!! Don't tell me to just tell everyone where to be and when and forget about the invites.

Are you crazy

Dear 'just peope that work at my job'....stop just handing me your address and saying 'I know your gonna invite me'

Dear FMIL.....dont put me on the spot while you have your son on the phone that has 5 kids and say, 'No kids right!!' when you know the answer...

Dear FH...stop asking me why I am out all day when you know that all I am doing is 'taken care of wedding stuff'!!!!

Dear 2nd FG..
Stop being a little brat and telling me...'I dont like that color'

Dear FSIL.....dont comment on how many people
FH wanted to invite from your family...'Out of 200 only 50 are from our family'.....DAH do I hear you saying....'Oh girl, let me give you some $$$$$ and invite blah blah blah====='Hello I cant hear you'

Dear Nightmare Supplier.... stop making me have those crazy nightmares about my wedding...its not fair.

Okay that enough

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Posted by lisalisa27

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Posted by miss nee

hahahahahah ... Dear Not So Close Friend........Stop asking me how much things cost .. unless your paying or wanna contribute .. tell me what difference is it gonna make.. I didnt think you had an answer

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Yes, Yes, Yes. I agree with this one so much.

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ditto ditto ditto

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Posted by HamptonsBride

i have one...


Dear FH...

Thank you for offering to help me with the invitations. Your previous peformance at DIY tasks left me to only allow you to seal envelopes...after all how could you possibly mess that up, right? Your envelope sealing abilities were wonderful, until you stuck all of the overly wetted ones on top of each other so that they proceeded to stick to each other...rendering them useless as I had to peel them apart from each other destroying the mailing envelopes. Causing me to have to retype and reprint and seal 15 freakin invitations after already wasting my entire Saturday doing this crap! Then, you wonder why i am flipping out and so upset? Do you look at what you are doing???? or have you lost your ability to see things that are obvious in front of you? And then you ignore me all day because i got upset... even after i apologized for getting upset at you. Still love you...even though i just want to strangle you sometimes ;)

Your future wife,
me

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Dear dress shop,
I hate the rude staff that always has an attitude when I go there. NO...It's NOT in the contract that I have to give you people the whole balance plus the price of alterations which you overcharged me on purpose with!!!! I am going to pull every inch of hair out of the girl with the straight blonde hair when I go back in April for my 2nd fitting.....She had no right talking down to me and my MOH....@#@#@#$##$%$%$%$%$!!!!

I feel better now....

Dear FH--

thanks SO much for finally typing out the addresses of your guest list so I can have my dad do the envelope calligraphy. And I only asked you eight or more times! You're getting better. How many times did I have to ask you to book the honeymoon? (After I did all the research.)

Love,

Your FW.

Dear Cousin
I love the fact that you are so into my wedding plan. One less thing I have to worried about since you said that you already know that your crew of friend will sit together next to the bar.. Oh yeah and telling my MOH that she has to get a limo........Because YOU don't want to drive into the city.

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Posted by BunnyBride

Dear relatives who keep responding no,

First you say you can't wait to be there, not you respond no without even so much as an explanation or regret? You biotches are hurting my feelings. You all suck

Love,
Your pissed off cousin.


ETA:

Dear MIL,

Have you bought your self a dress yet? Are you going to buy your self something appropriate for a night wedding in NYC?! I fear you will show up in a gold jump suit from the 1970's or a funeral dress at this point. Our wedding is 26 days away! Please don't show up to our wedding looking crappy.

Your DIL

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Just remember if she does show up in a jumpsuit, she'll look like the fool. All eyes will be on you anyway.

Dear Lindy's Taxi Company,

Is it necesary to curse out customers and say that you will kill them just b/c we called 3x's wondering why it was taking 1 1/2 hours to pick us up then tell us your not going to get us and hang up well your lucky the other company only took 5 min. and were so nice


from

a pissed off customer

I need this today!!

Dear FMIL,

Please do not tell your side of the family how much I am paying for everything!!! It is none of their business, nor do you or them, need to compare what they are spending on a wedding to what we are spending on our wedding.

Thanks!

Oh man, I need this too...


Dear FMIL, cousin, and vendors,
Please do not tell me what we NEED. If you are not paying, you don't get to contribute your critical looks, questions and criticisms.
Thanks!


Dear Mom aka Thunder Stealer,
It's super great that you're happy and all.. but do you need to get married the SAME summer as us? It's my turn..


And FH,
Please read the above posts. Apparently being endowed with a ** means you are incapable of expending any energy toward planning, or even understanding why I may be stressed. Good thing you're still super wonderful..


ps- This site is awesome

Dear 'i was pressured into asking u to be my BM',

Demanding that i pick a dress that will flatter your flabby arms, back fat & cankles is virtually impossible... trust me, i rather have you be a guest.

Dear MOH,

Thanks for going on 'vacation' for the next month and half. I am really lookig foward to choosing the cake & flowers all by myself!!

Dear Shanee...........Please stop worrying about things you have no control of..They say you have plenty of time ..but how can that be when everytime i log on i have lost another day .. Thanks snow for making another weekend very unproductive..........

You girls are hysterical...

Ok, it's my turn:

Dear FSIL,

When I told you we were meeting to go order BM dresses, what the hell did you think that meant? I guess you thought it was cute that after you spent an hour and a half trying on dresses, getting your measurements taken and giving the sales lady your information, when she told you you needed to leave a freaking $80 deposit you looked around at everybody and said 'oh, I didn't know we had to leave money?'
WHAT!! WHAT!! WHAAAATTT?????

OMG I'm so glad this thread is here!

Dear Limo Company,
Twice I have called you to check out your cars and TWICE you have bailed on me without so much as a phone call. I know my family trusts you and uses you all the time, but I'm losing patience.

Dear FILs,
Do NOT even start with the baby comments. Don't do it. We're not even married yet, and yeah, I would have one right now if I could but I don't need everyone asking me how our sex life is indirectly.

Dear Long Island,
Open up some teaching jobs!

Dear Me,
Stop eating bread. Right now. I know you just moved into an apartment and you're poor and pasta is cheap, but stop. It's not helping you at all. And while you're at it, get your behind back to the gym.

Love,
Me