Thanks to Fullersbride.. we need a DEAR ??? thread.. i know there

Original post by miss nee

Mar 04, 2007 03:48 PM

are a few people out there who realllly wanna give someone a piece of there mind..

cmrcmr0430 Posted: Mar 19, 2007 08:02 PM

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Posted by wcollado

Dear 'i was pressured into asking u to be my BM',

Demanding that i pick a dress that will flatter your flabby arms, back fat & cankles is virtually impossible... trust me, i rather have you be a guest.

You are hysterical!!!!!!

NowAndForever2012 Posted: Mar 20, 2007 09:46 PM

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Dear FH's Co-workers.
Thanks for just adding your child ( 18 months ) to our wedding list. We really enjoy her.. Since no other child is there I guess you can feel really special about it. I know that the two of you and our guest that are at your table will the love around 9pm when she should be in bed that she is crying because she is tired.

Gold to Johnson Posted: Mar 20, 2007 10:24 PM

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I love the Dear Long Island. Hello!!! When can an experienced teacher move back from Vegas to reality? All of this education and I have to sub for HOW many years?

JKamore Posted: Mar 20, 2007 10:26 PM

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Dear (Psycho) Future Sister In Law....

Stop asking who I am inviting and where you are sitting....It's not your wedding so dont worry about it!!!!!!! I dont care if you dont get along with certain people its not your wedding!! Also stop telling people you don't like not to come to my wedding just because you dont like them and they dont like you!!!!

Love,
Your Future Sister in Law Jamie

poogie Posted: Mar 20, 2007 10:44 PM

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Dear stupid vendor man at a well known bridal shop that wears a hair piece.......
Stop calling me with your nonsense......and pay attention to how you write notes about people you meet with on the back of their info sheets....I saw what you wrote.....'No go, not serious B@@ Sh@# happens'

Watch it sucker.....thats why I gave you a bad vendor shout out the last time I saw you in that well known bridal store....

ha

Jkiesel Posted: Mar 20, 2007 11:01 PM

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Dear FH,

I love you very much, but I'm going to strangle you if we get into stupid fights constantly. I need you to actually LISTEN to some ideas for a change, rather than saying 'Wanting whatever you want' and then trying to put you two sense in on the subject later on. Hopefully everything will get smoothley, calmly, and soon so we won't have to RUSH.

Still luv ya,

Your FW

SylvieB Posted: Jun 20, 2007 12:04 PM

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Bump-this is soo funny!

Nina_m74 Posted: Jun 20, 2007 12:10 PM

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Posted by JKamore

Dear Coworkers.... Please stop hinting that you want to be invited to my wedding. We are co-workers, not my friends or family. Thank you!

Nina_m74 Posted: Jun 20, 2007 12:15 PM

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Posted by EastEndBride

Dear God-

In my next lifetime I would really appreciate coming back as a Groom!

-The Bride

me too!

BunnyBride Posted: Jun 20, 2007 12:20 PM

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Dear Stomach,

Just because the wedding is over doesn't mean you can drink a bottle of wine everynight and eat cake when ever you feel like it. Stop it you *****

Love,
Your Body

melisjoe Posted: Jun 20, 2007 12:22 PM

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Dear everyone who has a problem with OUR wedding:

Whether you have whined because you were not asked to be in the bridal party, whether you have given your very bold opinion even though it was not asked for, whether you are my non-existent MOH, whether you have had a snotty comment about our choice of RH or any other multitude of silly things -
Remember just one thing - THIS IS OUR WEDDING!!!!!!!!!

Love,
Us

melisjoe Posted: Jun 20, 2007 12:22 PM

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Boy did that make me feel better

NF622 Posted: Jun 20, 2007 12:28 PM

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Dear FFIL,

Thank you for being anything BUT supportive throughout this whole process. You have thrown little temper tantrums from the start. You can't always have things your way, GET OVER IT! I especially love it when you let me, your wife and your daughter carry heavy things out to the car while you sit at the table and EAT ICE CREAM! I get it, you're making a statement about how you don't agree w/the wedding, w/the house, or with anything else FH and I decide to do. You are a jerk who is making this whole process miserable for FH and I.
~FDIL
P.S. I don't care if you think tuxes make you look fat, you are wearing one to my wedding. Do you think a suit is going to be a miracle worker that is going to suck all of your fat in?

NF622 Posted: Jun 20, 2007 12:31 PM

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Ooooo i have another :) This is a good thread

Dear FH's aunt,

No, your children cannot be involved in the wedding. None of my cousins are in it and my parents are paying for it. Your boys cannot even be trusted to show up. May I remind you that they responded yes to the engagement party and then one of them had to work and they other had to FAKE WORK! I refuse to let people who apparently don't care be invovled in the wedding. If it such a big deal to you, maybe you should have had a conversation w/them about the right way to act. Get over yourself

P.S. FMIL - Stop telling me about how your SIL is giving you grief about this. You tell me you took care of it, so then I don't want to know. Why must you make me feel guilty?

SN2BMRSBURTE Posted: Jun 20, 2007 12:32 PM

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Dear David's Bridal: Yes, I tried on some dresses there, and yes you were very RUDE to me and my family because I took to long. I don't think trying on 10 diff dresses is a problem when u are dress shopping! And by the way, the hideous dress that you picked off the rack, that looked like a mummy costume was not perfect for me...learn to spend some time with your customers and listen to what they want. YES, I DID BUY my dress at a differant shop, and no I don't care if you are having a sale, so for god's sake woman...stop calling me and FH to come into the shop, after we have told u that over and over again LOSE MY # B_E_O_T_C_H!!!!

Nina_m74 Posted: Jun 20, 2007 12:32 PM

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Dear SylvieB,

Thanks for bumping this thread, I needed a good laugh today :)

Nina_m74 Posted: Jun 20, 2007 12:48 PM

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Dear FILs

I'm sorry you don't think we visit you enough, but I'm pretty sure it's the same distance from your house to ours, as it is ours to yours. I'm know we don't have cable, but maybe we could get together and chat instead of watch the food network?

Dear MOH,

I love you dearly and yes I know you just had a baby, but don't you think you may be being just the tiniest bit selfish by refusing to wear anything with a defined waist line to my wedding? Have I mentioned that I turned my BM dress from your wedding into curtains?