THE FUNNIER SIDE OF MEN!!!

Men are like ... Laxatives ... They irritate the sh*t out of you.
>Men are like ... Bananas ... The older they get, the less firm they are.
>Men are like ... Vacations ... They never seem to be long enough.
>Men are like ... Weather ... Nothing can be done to change them.
>Men are like ... Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
>Men are like ... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
>Men are like ... Coffee ... The best ones are rich, warm, & can keep you up all night.
>Men are like ... Commercials ... You can't believe a word they say.
>Men are like ... Department Stores ...Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
>Men are like ... Government Bonds ...They take soooooooo long to mature.
>Men are like ... Mascara ... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
>Men are like ... Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
>Men are like ... Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
>Men are like ... Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
>Men are like ... Parking Spots ... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped

so true

I love it!

very funny!

Two can play this game

Women are Like...

...the stock market
They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.

...computers
They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.

...Saran Wrap
Useful but clingy.

...horses
Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.

...parking meters
If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.

...fax machines
Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.

...refrigerators
They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.

...blue jeans
They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

...country western songs
They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.

TO RON
LOL
hey, where are the pictures from papa joes already!!!!