THE OFFICIAL NWR DICKTIONARY (with some links of origin)
6969: A post of triumph, celebrated by creating a new screen name and posting under it until 69 posts are posted. 69 69, it's a magic number.
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= 69 All hail M-lo.
Asshat:
Awesomeness:
Ballz Licka: Chikita. She named herself. Genius.
Blogthings: Short mindless quizes specifically designed to give JessicaM. a complex. Seriously - a complex.
Box: A naunie. Also, a Naunie obsession.
Chai: The choice drink of NWR starbucks whores. Loves the chai.
Chronic exaggerator: Amazon woman, itslaurie. It's madness.
Cindysized: coined by itslaurie. To momentarily be taken over by common sense a la Cindy. It's real.
DAW (drunk at work): Used to refer to Naunie's 3 hour liquid lunches.
Dirtie Birdie: See 6969 - JessicaM. Coined by itslaurie. Forever the dirtie.
Fe Mule':![]()
Proper pronounciation for Femullet.
Gyllenbaalls: coined by JB06. These are not musty (see below) just packaged well. Also used to refer to Chikita's meatballs. Which I will never eat.
Hoff: the guy who endlessly baffles and amuses Suz
How: It's a hoe. And this is why.
IO: Ideologically Opposed -- The origin lives.
Italian National Team: Hottest hotties that ever - hotted.
Jake Gyllenhaal: Suzbride's celeb obsession. Impolietly, um, points.
Johnny Depp: Palebride's one and only obsession/hobby.
Lawngeyeland: Flav ho name for Chikita
Monthaversary: Celebrated by Cindyandkevin on the 10th of each month cuz someone told her that she's not allowed to call it an anniversary.
Mullet: Another obsession of the Suzbride
Musty Zeppoles (![]()
): You Know.
This is top secret and there is no link to it![]()
Panera Bread: the Suffolk chix dig this place and camp out of the new location in anticipation of the carb Mecca opening its doors.
Prince Harry: NWR mascot and possessor of largest celeb package.
Robust: JB06's azz. Also her Flav ho name. I too named myself.
Slutrag: an uneducated, filthy, fashion blind, ignorant, classless lameazz who revels in their stupidity and is so herpes-fied that they can spread the disease just by looking at you. See also Paris Hilton.
S'mores: chocolately marshmallowy graham crackery goodness - S'mores day is 8/10, on cindyandkevin's 2 monthaversary.
Snozberry: Hoo Hoo Dilly. And JB06. Urban dictionary don't lie
Supa dupa smokin hot azz sex bomb: um, supa dupa smokin hot azz sex bomb aka the NWR regulars.
Super Fabulous: George Michael...Doogie Howser... Elton John....Leann Rimes's husband...
Suzapedia: Anti-wiki. Defines the Suziverse.
Origin of Suz.
Suzball: Suzbride or referring to picking up the slack when Suzbride is absent. Ex. 'Looks like we dropped the Suzball.' How we all failed.
Suzit: To be like Suzbride. Ex. 'I'm going to Suzit and stay away from BHB. And order a venti chai.'
Tallies: represented by itslaurie. The amazon women who paint their faces with vaseline before doing battle with midgets. It's all here.
Tripod: Midget man with a large snozberry.
Twinkies: the best Hostess creation ever.
Wham!tastic: Super fabulously fantastic. It had the simplest of beginnings.
Wikipedia: the source for all NWR knowledge.
(wow - we really talk mostly about Food and Men)
Asshat:
Awesomeness:
Ballz Licka: Chikita. She named herself. Genius.
Blogthings: Short mindless quizes specifically designed to give JessicaM. a complex. Seriously - a complex.
Box: A naunie. Also, a Naunie obsession.
Chai: The choice drink of NWR starbucks whores. Loves the chai.
Chronic exaggerator: Amazon woman, itslaurie. It's madness.
Cindysized: coined by itslaurie. To momentarily be taken over by common sense a la Cindy. It's real.
DAW (drunk at work): Used to refer to Naunie's 3 hour liquid lunches.
Dirtie Birdie: See 6969 - JessicaM. Coined by itslaurie. Forever the dirtie.
Fe Mule':
Gyllenbaalls: coined by JB06. These are not musty (see below) just packaged well. Also used to refer to Chikita's meatballs. Which I will never eat.
Hoff: the guy who endlessly baffles and amuses Suz
How: It's a hoe. And this is why.
IO: Ideologically Opposed -- The origin lives.
Italian National Team: Hottest hotties that ever - hotted.
Jake Gyllenhaal: Suzbride's celeb obsession. Impolietly, um, points.
Johnny Depp: Palebride's one and only obsession/hobby.
Lawngeyeland: Flav ho name for Chikita
Monthaversary: Celebrated by Cindyandkevin on the 10th of each month cuz someone told her that she's not allowed to call it an anniversary.
Mullet: Another obsession of the Suzbride
Musty Zeppoles (
This is top secret and there is no link to it
Panera Bread: the Suffolk chix dig this place and camp out of the new location in anticipation of the carb Mecca opening its doors.
Prince Harry: NWR mascot and possessor of largest celeb package.
Robust: JB06's azz. Also her Flav ho name. I too named myself.
Slutrag: an uneducated, filthy, fashion blind, ignorant, classless lameazz who revels in their stupidity and is so herpes-fied that they can spread the disease just by looking at you. See also Paris Hilton.
S'mores: chocolately marshmallowy graham crackery goodness - S'mores day is 8/10, on cindyandkevin's 2 monthaversary.
Snozberry: Hoo Hoo Dilly. And JB06. Urban dictionary don't lie
Supa dupa smokin hot azz sex bomb: um, supa dupa smokin hot azz sex bomb aka the NWR regulars.
Super Fabulous: George Michael...Doogie Howser... Elton John....Leann Rimes's husband...
Suzapedia: Anti-wiki. Defines the Suziverse.
Origin of Suz.
Suzball: Suzbride or referring to picking up the slack when Suzbride is absent. Ex. 'Looks like we dropped the Suzball.' How we all failed.
Suzit: To be like Suzbride. Ex. 'I'm going to Suzit and stay away from BHB. And order a venti chai.'
Tallies: represented by itslaurie. The amazon women who paint their faces with vaseline before doing battle with midgets. It's all here.
Tripod: Midget man with a large snozberry.
Twinkies: the best Hostess creation ever.
Wham!tastic: Super fabulously fantastic. It had the simplest of beginnings.
Wikipedia: the source for all NWR knowledge.
(wow - we really talk mostly about Food and Men)
