THE OFFICIAL NWR DICKTIONARY (with some links of origin)

6969: A post of triumph, celebrated by creating a new screen name and posting under it until 69 posts are posted. 69 69, it's a magic number.

+ = 69 All hail M-lo.

Asshat:

Awesomeness:

Ballz Licka: Chikita. She named herself. Genius.

Blogthings: Short mindless quizes specifically designed to give JessicaM. a complex. Seriously - a complex.

Box: A naunie. Also, a Naunie obsession.

Chai: The choice drink of NWR starbucks whores. Loves the chai.

Chronic exaggerator: Amazon woman, itslaurie. It's madness.

Cindysized: coined by itslaurie. To momentarily be taken over by common sense a la Cindy. It's real.

DAW (drunk at work): Used to refer to Naunie's 3 hour liquid lunches.

Dirtie Birdie: See 6969 - JessicaM. Coined by itslaurie. Forever the dirtie.

Fe Mule': Proper pronounciation for Femullet.

Gyllenbaalls: coined by JB06. These are not musty (see below) just packaged well. Also used to refer to Chikita's meatballs. Which I will never eat.

Hoff: the guy who endlessly baffles and amuses Suz

How: It's a hoe. And this is why.

IO: Ideologically Opposed -- The origin lives.

Italian National Team: Hottest hotties that ever - hotted.

Jake Gyllenhaal: Suzbride's celeb obsession. Impolietly, um, points.

Johnny Depp: Palebride's one and only obsession/hobby.

Lawngeyeland: Flav ho name for Chikita

Monthaversary: Celebrated by Cindyandkevin on the 10th of each month cuz someone told her that she's not allowed to call it an anniversary.

Mullet: Another obsession of the Suzbride

Musty Zeppoles (): You Know.
This is top secret and there is no link to it

Panera Bread: the Suffolk chix dig this place and camp out of the new location in anticipation of the carb Mecca opening its doors.

Prince Harry: NWR mascot and possessor of largest celeb package.

Robust: JB06's azz. Also her Flav ho name. I too named myself.

Slutrag: an uneducated, filthy, fashion blind, ignorant, classless lameazz who revels in their stupidity and is so herpes-fied that they can spread the disease just by looking at you. See also Paris Hilton.

S'mores: chocolately marshmallowy graham crackery goodness - S'mores day is 8/10, on cindyandkevin's 2 monthaversary.

Snozberry: Hoo Hoo Dilly. And JB06. Urban dictionary don't lie

Supa dupa smokin hot azz sex bomb: um, supa dupa smokin hot azz sex bomb aka the NWR regulars.

Super Fabulous: George Michael...Doogie Howser... Elton John....Leann Rimes's husband...

Suzapedia: Anti-wiki. Defines the Suziverse.
Origin of Suz.

Suzball: Suzbride or referring to picking up the slack when Suzbride is absent. Ex. 'Looks like we dropped the Suzball.' How we all failed.

Suzit: To be like Suzbride. Ex. 'I'm going to Suzit and stay away from BHB. And order a venti chai.'

Tallies: represented by itslaurie. The amazon women who paint their faces with vaseline before doing battle with midgets. It's all here.

Tripod: Midget man with a large snozberry.

Twinkies: the best Hostess creation ever.

Wham!tastic: Super fabulously fantastic. It had the simplest of beginnings.

Wikipedia: the source for all NWR knowledge.

(wow - we really talk mostly about Food and Men)