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THE OFFICIAL NWR DICKTIONARY (with some links of origin)

Original post by JanuaryBride06

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6969: A post of triumph, celebrated by creating a new screen name and posting under it until 69 posts are posted. 69 69, it's a magic number.

+ = 69 All hail M-lo.

Asshat:

Awesomeness:

Ballz Licka: Chikita. She named herself. Genius.

Blogthings: Short mindless quizes specifically designed to give JessicaM. a complex. Seriously - a complex.

Box: A naunie. Also, a Naunie obsession.

Chai: The choice drink of NWR starbucks whores. Loves the chai.

Chronic exaggerator: Amazon woman, itslaurie. It's madness.

Cindysized: coined by itslaurie. To momentarily be taken over by common sense a la Cindy. It's real.

DAW (drunk at work): Used to refer to Naunie's 3 hour liquid lunches.

Dirtie Birdie: See 6969 - JessicaM. Coined by itslaurie. Forever the dirtie.

Fe Mule': Proper pronounciation for Femullet.

Gyllenbaalls: coined by JB06. These are not musty (see below) just packaged well. Also used to refer to Chikita's meatballs. Which I will never eat.

Hoff: the guy who endlessly baffles and amuses Suz

How: It's a hoe. And this is why.

IO: Ideologically Opposed -- The origin lives.

Italian National Team: Hottest hotties that ever - hotted.

Jake Gyllenhaal: Suzbride's celeb obsession. Impolietly, um, points.

Johnny Depp: Palebride's one and only obsession/hobby.

Lawngeyeland: Flav ho name for Chikita

Monthaversary: Celebrated by Cindyandkevin on the 10th of each month cuz someone told her that she's not allowed to call it an anniversary.

Mullet: Another obsession of the Suzbride

Musty Zeppoles (): You Know.
This is top secret and there is no link to it

Panera Bread: the Suffolk chix dig this place and camp out of the new location in anticipation of the carb Mecca opening its doors.

Prince Harry: NWR mascot and possessor of largest celeb package.

Robust: JB06's azz. Also her Flav ho name. I too named myself.

Slutrag: an uneducated, filthy, fashion blind, ignorant, classless lameazz who revels in their stupidity and is so herpes-fied that they can spread the disease just by looking at you. See also Paris Hilton.

S'mores: chocolately marshmallowy graham crackery goodness - S'mores day is 8/10, on cindyandkevin's 2 monthaversary.

Snozberry: Hoo Hoo Dilly. And JB06. Urban dictionary don't lie

Supa dupa smokin hot azz sex bomb: um, supa dupa smokin hot azz sex bomb aka the NWR regulars.

Super Fabulous: George Michael...Doogie Howser... Elton John....Leann Rimes's husband...

Suzapedia: Anti-wiki. Defines the Suziverse.
Origin of Suz.

Suzball: Suzbride or referring to picking up the slack when Suzbride is absent. Ex. 'Looks like we dropped the Suzball.' How we all failed.

Suzit: To be like Suzbride. Ex. 'I'm going to Suzit and stay away from BHB. And order a venti chai.'

Tallies: represented by itslaurie. The amazon women who paint their faces with vaseline before doing battle with midgets. It's all here.

Tripod: Midget man with a large snozberry.

Twinkies: the best Hostess creation ever.

Wham!tastic: Super fabulously fantastic. It had the simplest of beginnings.

Wikipedia: the source for all NWR knowledge.

(wow - we really talk mostly about Food and Men)


itslaurie.

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Tallies: represented by itslaurie. The amazon women who paint their faces with vaseline before doing battle with midgets.



cindyandkevin

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

S'mores: chocolately marshmallowy graham crackery goodness - S'mores day is 8/10, on cindyandkevin's 2 monthaversary.




Awwwwwww, you remembered!!!!!!!!!!!!

We also have to add Wikipedia!!!
ssdbk

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I hereby demand a definition of 'musty zeppoles.' I'm afraid. Very afraid.

greenfreak

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I don't understand the stories behind most of that list.

But I'm willing to learn.

Carry on.
JanuaryBride06

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Tricia, I think if you search for a lot of those words you'll be able to get the 'back story'.

Though tallies and chronic exaggerator were coined today.
ssdbk

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Forget it. It just clicked. I get it. I'm still very afraid, though.



Posted by ssdbk

I hereby demand a definition of 'musty zeppoles.' I'm afraid. Very afraid.

chikita315

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Awesomeness

chikita315

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Posted by chikita315

Awesomeness



Bumping so JanBride will recognize my newest contribution to the list
JanuaryBride06

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The JanBride is exhausted because after mostly ignoring BHB for so long, she made the mistake of reading it and now wants to poke her eyes out.

JessicaM.

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I SUPER PUFFY HEART the definitions!

itslaurie.

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

The JanBride is exhausted because after mostly ignoring BHB for so long, she made the mistake of reading it and now wants to poke her eyes out.




here you can borrow my spork

JanuaryBride06

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Posted by itslaurie.


Posted by JanuaryBride06

The JanBride is exhausted because after mostly ignoring BHB for so long, she made the mistake of reading it and now wants to poke her eyes out.




here you can borrow my spork




Awesome - just make sure it's rusty so that I can maximize the pain.
chikita315

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Hotness

cindyandkevin

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Femullet
chikita315

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Suzit

itslaurie.

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Posted by cindyandkevin

Femullet



I am confused on the pronunciation of this word.

chikita315

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Posted by itslaurie.


Posted by cindyandkevin

Femullet



I am confused on the pronunciation of this word.




Shall we vote?

FEE MULLET
Fe mule' - silent T
JanuaryBride06

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Fe mule'
Fe mule'
Fe mule'

itslaurie.

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

Fe mule'
Fe mule'
Fe mule'




one vote per person please.
JanuaryBride06

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Posted by itslaurie.


Posted by JanuaryBride06

Fe mule'
Fe mule'
Fe mule'




one vote per person please.



Tallie antagonizes yet again.

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