Original post by ssdbk
Janna suggested that all the 'bored at work' ladies start telling Yo Mama jokes.
I LOVE Yo Mama jokes. And I cannot remember any of them because it has been a long time since I had anyone to share Yo Mama's with.
I can start a few but I'm lame-o and need someone else to supply the punchline:
First one I can think of is:
Yo Mama's so fat..............
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Posted by lipglossjunky73
Yo mamas so fat she stepped on a quarter and a booger came out of Washington's nose
this one is hysterical!
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Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
Deedlebug126
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Yo mama is so fat, her blood type is YooHoo
ssdbk
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Hysterical. I just told someone, 'Yo Mama's so fat, she beeps when she backs up.'
StreetDoc6531
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OMG This is hysterical!!!
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Here we go:
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I was so gonna bump this
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Yo mama' is so stupid when she heard the song Ridin' Dirty she went to the car wash.
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Yo momma is so ugly yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesny have to kiss her goodbye...
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You mama so fat she stepped on an airplane and it turned into a submarine
Yo Momma's so ugly, even Sloth from the Goonies wouldn't date her.
Yo mama like nascar - two rubbers and shes ready to ride.
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Yo Momma's like a Snickers bar - packed full with nuts
Yo mama's like a race car driver...she burns a lot of rubbers...
Yo Sista so fat the National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts.
Yo Mama so poor that she uses tumbleweed as a Xmas tree.
You Mommy so hairy she's got afros on her nipples.
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Posted by BKtoLI
You Mommy so hairy she's got afros on her nipples.
Saw a nipple afro in a gym locker room once. Almost vomited.
Yo momma's so fat a picture of her would fall off the wall.
You momma's so fat she can't even fit in a chat room.
Your Mamma is so ugly she uses a line of makeup called 'Why Bother'
Your Mamma is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank she didnt have to wear a mask, she just walked up and said 'Put the money in the bag'
Yo mama's so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued!
Yo mama's so fat she uses entire trees to pick her teeth!
Yo mama's so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says 'okay!'
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Yo mama's so fat, she smells like bacon at 90 degrees.
Yo mama's so fat, one day she was lifting up her rolls and a car fell out.
Yo mama's so fat, she has a greater gravitational attraction than a black hole.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on an Oreo and unlocked the magic.
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Yo mama's so fat, when she weighed herself the scale gave her an equation.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the Rose Parade they thought she was a float.
Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she says 'Trick or meatloaf!'
Yo mama's so fat, when she was born, she didn't get a birth certificate, she got blue prints.
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Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Thailand was a men's clothing store.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Dogg's holiday album.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks a sanitary belt is drinking a shot out of a clean glass.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Wu-Tang is an orange flavored drink.
Yo mama's so stupid, they had to burn the school down to get her out of 3rd grade.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought St. Ides was an island in the Caribbean.
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