The 'Yo Mama' thread

Oh geez...someone stop me....I could go all night....

Yo mama's so fat, she freebases ham.

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Yo mama's so fat, the animals at the zoo feed her.

Yo mama's so fat, she deep-fries her toothpaste.

Yo mama's so fat, she freebases ham.



Can't stop laughing!!!!!

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Posted by miss_qiana

Yo mama is so dumb she went to Dr. Dre for a Pap smear.

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can't breath right now

Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said 'concentrate'.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put on her glasses to watch 20/20.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought brownie points were coupons for a bake sale.

Yo mama's so stupid, she sat in a tree house because she wanted to be a branch manager.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked out of a convertible car with the top down.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer.

Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope, asked what she was doing, and she said sending a voice mail.

Yo mama's so stupid, she was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin' 'Free Lays!'

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought menopause was a button on the VCR.

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to mail a letter with food stamps.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest.

Your mama's so fat she was supposed to be in E.T. but when she rode the bike across the moon she caused an eclipse

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Boyz2Men was a daycare center.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought hamburger helper came with another person.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought meow mix was a record for cats.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it.

Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.

THis is it.........



Your mama so stupid...someone told her it was chilly out side, and she ran and got a bowl.

I love this thread!

Everyone sing along:

You say potato, I say pot-ah-to
You say tomato
I say tom-ah-to

You say pussy
I say vagina............

Yo mama's so ugly, they filmed 'Gorillas in the Mist' in her shower.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.

Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Yo mama's so ugly, her face is closed on weekends!

Yo mama's so ugly, her pillow cries at night.

Your mama's breath is so bad, her pillow put a restaining order out on her

Yo mama's so ugly, she makes blind children cry.

Yo mama's so ugly, even the tide won't take her out.

Yo mama's so ugly, Medusa is jealous.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has to trick or treat over the phone.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has to get the baby drunk to breast feed it.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born she was put in an incubator with tinted windows.

Yo mamas so fat she irons her clothes on the driveway.

YO MAMA SO FAT...........

when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time

when I tell her to haul ***, she gotta make two trips.

her belt size is Equator.

she fell into the Grand Canyon....and got stuck!

when a guy climbs on top of her his ears pop.

OMG you guys are baaaad

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Posted by miss_qiana

Yo mama butt is it looks like Don King's about to pop out and say, ''Only in America'

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Oh my god that is so funny.. white chicks. I love that movie..

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Posted by chikita315

Yo mama's so fat she bleeds gravy

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eewww...gross visual!!!

I'll play.. LOL..

Yo mommas so fat she jumped ona rainbow and made skittles!

You mommas so skanky shes like 7-11.. open 24 hours!