The 'Yo Mama' thread

Original post by ssdbk

Dec 19, 2005 04:33 PM

Janna suggested that all the 'bored at work' ladies start telling Yo Mama jokes.

I LOVE Yo Mama jokes. And I cannot remember any of them because it has been a long time since I had anyone to share Yo Mama's with.

I can start a few but I'm lame-o and need someone else to supply the punchline:

First one I can think of is:

Yo Mama's so fat..............

ssdbk Posted: Dec 19, 2005 05:28 PM

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OK, I'll just say Vagina from now on!

xcalystax Posted: Dec 19, 2005 05:28 PM

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Bwhahahaha... These are hilarious!

EmberLynn Posted: Dec 19, 2005 05:31 PM

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Heres one from Living Color, 'Yo mama teeth are so yellow, she spits out butta'

EmberLynn Posted: Dec 19, 2005 05:32 PM

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Posted by ssdbk

Posted by ChristineAEV

Posted by ssdbk

Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn

Well, I didn't know that the word Pussy would be accepted on here!

Well.... How about Pussy willow? Is pussy willow okay?

CTarantino Posted: Dec 19, 2005 05:43 PM

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Posted by chikita315

Yo mama's so fat she bleeds gravy[/QUOTE

Along these lines...
Yo mama so fat when you poke her with a stick gravy comes out

CTarantino Posted: Dec 19, 2005 05:43 PM

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Well.... How about Pussy willow? Is pussy willow okay?

Pussycat?

EmberLynn Posted: Dec 19, 2005 05:44 PM

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Yo mama so slutty, she made client of the month at the free clinic!

EmberLynn Posted: Dec 19, 2005 05:45 PM

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Posted by CTarantino

Well.... How about Pussy willow? Is pussy willow okay?

Pussycat?

How about **** Tracy?

EmberLynn Posted: Dec 19, 2005 05:46 PM

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Posted by EmberLynn

Posted by CTarantino

Well.... How about Pussy willow? Is pussy willow okay?

Pussycat?

How about **** Tracy?

I guess not!

BKtoLI Posted: Dec 19, 2005 05:47 PM

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Posted by CTarantino

Well.... How about Pussy willow? Is pussy willow okay?

Pussycat?

I tend to say 'cooch' myself!!!

EmberLynn Posted: Dec 19, 2005 05:50 PM

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Posted by BKtoLI

Posted by CTarantino

Well.... How about Pussy willow? Is pussy willow okay?

Pussycat?

I tend to say 'cooch' myself!!!

I use twat. Come on we're all adults, acting like teens, but so what!

ChrissynRicky Posted: Dec 19, 2005 05:51 PM

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Posted by EmberLynn

Posted by BKtoLI

Posted by CTarantino

Well.... How about Pussy willow? Is pussy willow okay?

Pussycat?

I tend to say 'cooch' myself!!!

I use twat. Come on we're all adults, acting like teens, but so what!

All other words except for P$$Y are fine! Hate that P word!!!

BKtoLI Posted: Dec 19, 2005 05:52 PM

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Yo mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Yo mama's so big, her belly button's got an echo.

Yo mama's so big, she has to buy clothes by the acre.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.

EmberLynn Posted: Dec 19, 2005 05:52 PM

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Its better than the C word.

SIBride06 Posted: Dec 19, 2005 05:58 PM

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Yo mama's so fat, when she wore a Malcolm X jacket, helicopters tried to land on her

BKtoLI Posted: Dec 19, 2005 05:59 PM

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Let's get back to the jokes at hand, shall we??

Yo mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.

Yo mama's so fat, she eats cereal out of a satellite dish.

Yo mama's so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.

Yo mama's so fat, she shows up on radar.

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to a dating service, they matched her up with Detroit.

ssdbk Posted: Dec 19, 2005 06:01 PM

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Goldi1021 Posted: Dec 19, 2005 06:03 PM

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Posted by BKtoLI

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.

Now THAT is funny!

cindyandkevin Posted: Dec 19, 2005 06:06 PM

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These are too funny!! But you forgot the classic:
Yo mamma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house!!

BKtoLI Posted: Dec 19, 2005 06:06 PM

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Yo mama's so fat, she masturbates reading cookbooks.

Yo mama's so fat, when she swims, she leaves stretch marks on the swimming pool.

Yo mama's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 she was on a scale.

Yo mama's so fat, she went to Sizzler and got a group discount.

Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.

Yo mama's so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.

Yo mama's so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time.