The 'Yo Mama' thread

BJandDan Posted: Dec 19, 2005 04:46 PM

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Your Mom is like a squirrel she always has nuts in her mouth

FormerlyKnownAsQ Posted: Dec 19, 2005 04:48 PM

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Yo mama is so dumb she went to Dr. Dre for a Pap smear.

BKtoLI Posted: Dec 19, 2005 04:48 PM

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yo mama's so slutty there's a sign by her privates that says 'may cause dizziness or drowsiness'

FormerlyKnownAsQ Posted: Dec 19, 2005 04:48 PM

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Yo mama is so old that her breast milk is powdered.

FormerlyKnownAsQ Posted: Dec 19, 2005 04:50 PM

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Yo mama butt is it looks like Don King's about to pop out and say, ''Only in America'

ssdbk Posted: Dec 19, 2005 04:50 PM

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Posted by BJandDan

Your Mom is so slutty, she got more clap than an auditorium. Eww..... I can't believe I just cut and pasted that!!!!

So now I am learning that there are entire Yo Mama websites out there!!!

Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway

Yo Momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said 'Moving.'

Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo mama so stupid it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes

Yo mama so stupid she got fired from a blow job!!!!

chikita315 Posted: Dec 19, 2005 04:51 PM

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Yo mama's like the town bike, everyone's had a ride.

BJandDan Posted: Dec 19, 2005 04:52 PM

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Your Mom is so poor she got married for the rice.

BKtoLI Posted: Dec 19, 2005 04:52 PM

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I can't wait to get home and add more...I actually have the 'Snaps' books, which have a crapload of 'yo mama' jokes!!

ChrissynRicky Posted: Dec 19, 2005 04:56 PM

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Posted by miss_qiana

Yo mama is so old that her breast milk is powdered.

you just crossed the line JACK!!!!!!!!!

FormerlyKnownAsQ Posted: Dec 19, 2005 04:58 PM

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Posted by ChristineAEV

Posted by miss_qiana

Yo mama is so old that her breast milk is powdered.

you just crossed the line JACK!!!!!!!!!

roxyspark Posted: Dec 19, 2005 05:00 PM

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Some of my favorites:

Yo momma is so nasty she has to pour salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

Yo momma so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!

Yo momma so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24hr virus

Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

I love yo momma jokes!

wendy1220 Posted: Dec 19, 2005 05:01 PM

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Just found another one:

Yo mama's so big she rollerskates on buses!

wendy1220 Posted: Dec 19, 2005 05:02 PM

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Posted by roxyspark

Some of my favorites:

Yo momma is so nasty she has to pour salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

Yo momma so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!

Yo momma so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24hr virus

Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

I love yo momma jokes!

You just reminded me of:

Yo mama's so nasty she brought crabs to the beach!

ssdbk Posted: Dec 19, 2005 05:07 PM

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Ok, I must be a total wacko. I feel like I need to call my DAD right now for his best Yo mama jokes!!

Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn

Yo mama's so ugly, when the terminator said 'I'll be back' he left running

Yo mama's so ugly, we put her in the kennel when we go on vacation.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she masterbates she gets arrested for cruelty to animals

Yo mama's so hairy, she spread her legs and said, 'We're going to Bush Gardens.'

Yo mama's so hairy, she shaved her *** and she disappeared.

ChrissynRicky Posted: Dec 19, 2005 05:13 PM

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Posted by miss_qiana

Posted by ChristineAEV

Posted by miss_qiana

Yo mama is so old that her breast milk is powdered.

you just crossed the line JACK!!!!!!!!!

AND HOW MANY TIMES HAVE THIS PHRASE CROSSED YOUR MIND???

FormerlyKnownAsQ Posted: Dec 19, 2005 05:15 PM

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Posted by ChristineAEV

Posted by miss_qiana

Posted by ChristineAEV

Posted by miss_qiana

Yo mama is so old that her breast milk is powdered.

you just crossed the line JACK!!!!!!!!!

AND HOW MANY TIMES HAVE THIS PHRASE CROSSED YOUR MIND???

ummm today????

ChrissynRicky Posted: Dec 19, 2005 05:20 PM

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Posted by ssdbk

Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn

ssdbk Posted: Dec 19, 2005 05:21 PM

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Posted by ChristineAEV

Posted by ssdbk

Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn

Well, I didn't know that the word Pussy would be accepted on here!

ChrissynRicky Posted: Dec 19, 2005 05:23 PM

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Posted by ssdbk

Posted by ChristineAEV

Posted by ssdbk

Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn

Well, I didn't know that the word Pussy would be accepted on here!