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Janna suggested that all the 'bored at work' ladies start telling Yo Mama jokes.
I LOVE Yo Mama jokes. And I cannot remember any of them because it has been a long time since I had anyone to share Yo Mama's with.
I can start a few but I'm lame-o and need someone else to supply the punchline:
First one I can think of is:
Yo Mama's so fat..............
BJandDan
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Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
ssdbk
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Ah, yes, let the games begin
Yo Mama so ugly..........
BKtoLI
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Yo mama's so fat she uses a mattress for a maxi-pad.
(I know, bad visual, but it was the first one that popped in my head)
BKtoLI
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Posted by ssdbk
Ah, yes, let the games begin
Yo Mama so ugly..........
that she gets hired to haunt houses
That the only pictures of her are the negatives
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Posted by BKtoLI
Yo mama's so fat she uses a mattress for a maxi-pad.
(I know, bad visual, but it was the first one that popped in my head)
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ssdbk
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Ok, now give me some:
Yo Mama so slutty
mtdr1106
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yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck!!
BJandDan
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Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said 'What a treasure!' and her father said 'Yes, let's go bury it.'
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Yo mama so ugly when she entered the ugly contest they said 'sorry, no professionals!'
mtdr1106
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yo mamas so skinny there is more butt on a cigarette....
ssdbk
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ladies this is great. let's make a deal--when it gets close to the contest time (for the 3 millionth post) we'll do this until we get a winner.
So I recently watched the movie 'white chicks' and there were tons of yo mama jokes but I only remember the ones that were intentionally BAD!
Like, Yo Mama so dumb she went to Louis Vuitton to buy a Fendi bag.
chikita315
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Yo mama's so fat she bleeds gravy
BKtoLI
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Ok, now give me some:
Yo Mama so slutty
that she sat on a bar stool and slid all the way down on it.
That I spoke to her on the phone and got an ear infection.
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Yo mama so stupid when your father said it was chilly outside she went out with a spoon!
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Sorry, that was compliments of my friend I'm on the phone w/right now
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Here's some:
Yo mama's so fat, NASA orbits satellites around her.
Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
Yo mama's so fat, she ain't on a diet, she's on a triet... She be like 'What y'all eating? I'll try it!'
Yo mama's so fat, she don't wear a G-String, she wears an A, B, C, D, E, F, G-String.
BJandDan
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Your Mom is so slutty, she got more clap than an auditorium. Eww..... I can't believe I just cut and pasted that!!!!
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mtdr1106
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Ok, now give me some:
Yo Mama so slutty
she is like a door knob - everybody gets a turn
wendy1220
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Yo mama's so fat she bleeds gravy
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