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The 'Yo Mama' thread

i102bcute Posted:

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bump!! This is soooo funny!!

Bella Blu Posted:

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Posted by nicpizzo

Yo mama's so fat, she don't wear a G-String, she wears an A, B, C, D, E, F, G-String.



Bella Blu Posted:

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EEWWWW.......

Posted by roxyspark

Yo momma is so nasty she has to pour salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.


EEWWWW....

Posted by ssdbk

Yo mama's so hairy, she spread her legs and said, 'We're going to Bush Gardens.'



EEWWW......

Posted by BKtoLI
Yo mama's so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.
Bella Blu Posted:

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Posted by BKtoLI

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Yo mama's so fat, the animals at the zoo feed her.


omg....these are hilarious!!
ssdbk Posted:

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YAY--Keep the yo Mama thread alive!!!!!

Preshy7 Posted:

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Yo mama's so fat, she wakes up in sections

Preshy7 Posted:

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Yo mama's so fat, they had to baptize her at Sea World

BRod-Cheng Posted:

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I don't have a joke, but this thread makes me laugh so hard I had to bump it.

lipglossjunky73 Posted:

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Yo mamas so fat she stepped on a quarter and a booger came out of Washington's nose

lipglossjunky73 Posted:

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Posted by miss_qiana

Posted by ChristineAEV

Posted by miss_qiana

Yo mama is so old that her breast milk is powdered.



you just crossed the line JACK!!!!!!!!!





lipglossjunky73 Posted:

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Sorry - couldnt resist when I saw the STFU images - I'm always contributing!!!

regi Posted:

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YO mama is like a Carvel store, buy one get one free.

JanuaryBride06 Posted:

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Yo mama so ugly they filmed 'Gorillas in the Mist' in her shower

ets- Janna beat me to it but at least I bumped this one - I want to read some new ones.
FUTUREBRIDETOKEITH Posted:

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YO MAMA'S SO FAT I NEED A ROPE TO CLIMB ON HER.

ssdbk Posted:

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Yo Momma's so hairy she looks like she's got Macy Gray stuck between her legs.

ssdbk Posted:

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Posted by ssdbk

Yo Momma's so hairy she looks like she's got Macy Gray stuck between her legs.

or

she looks like she's giving birth to Macy Gray.




BKtoLI Posted:

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Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be aerial views!

Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.
BKtoLI Posted:

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Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!

Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.

Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.


BKtoLI Posted:

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Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
BKtoLI Posted:

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Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license!

Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.

Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!

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