This is funny...

I went to a wedding back in 1985 that we still talk about. In fact it was so awful people who weren't even there call me to recount it.

A college friend of mine was getting married in a remote state. Everyone who was attending had several hundred miles to travel. The invitation was standard and was for the ceremony and reception.We all made our own arrangements. Upon arrival at a very exclusive country club we were handed a crystal and given lines to recite. I refused and was told I would have to stand to the back as it might affect the aura.

After the very brief crystal ceremony, we were ushered into the country club. The bride, groom and wedding party were roped off. We then found out that this was to differentiate those who were entitled to drink and those who were to have CASH BAR. Nope, not even a toast of champagne for the unwashed masses. I don't happen to generally carry lots of money to a wedding; we couldn't even get a club soda without paying. Meanwhile the wedding party got roaring drunk. And no, there was no mention of cash bar on the invite. In our sober state we took a poll and no one had ever heard of treating guests differently than the wedding party. wedhell1129-00

That is nuts!!!

These stories are hysterical!