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This one time....( spinoff from Dear...)

failurebydsign Posted:

This one time....( spinoff from Dear...)

the day after my best friend got engaged, he knew i was sad being that we were together 2 years and my BF was only dating this guy 3 months..well..the next day he sent 3 dozen roses to me at work ( and she felt dumb) and when i got home he said..lets go to the mall..you can get whatever you want and ill hold all the bags..and we looked at rings..and it made me happy..

Soon2BMrsD Posted:

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FH turned around and farted in my face??? i laughed so i hard i almost peeded in my pants... i swear i will get him back one day!!!

SORRY I KNOW TMI... but i wasnt sure what we were talking about.. when i hear..'this one time' i think of american pie!
Collweenie21 Posted:

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FH and I both got sooooo freakin wasted, we both did not remember what happened past 1 am. I woke up on his couch with my thing wrapped around my waist (the whole thong) and he woke up on the floor with his underwear down to his knees. We think he may have been raped!
Collweenie21 Posted:

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And we don't remember that pic!

Soon2BMrsD Posted:

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Posted by Collweenie21

FH and I both got sooooo freakin wasted, we both did not remember what happened past 1 am. I woke up on his couch with my thing wrapped around my waist (the whole thong) and he woke up on the floor with his underwear down to his knees. We think he may have been raped!



i almost fell off my chair laughing so hard.. thats a serious kodak moment!
Collweenie21 Posted:

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Posted by Soon2BMrsD


Posted by Collweenie21

FH and I both got sooooo freakin wasted, we both did not remember what happened past 1 am. I woke up on his couch with my thing wrapped around my waist (the whole thong) and he woke up on the floor with his underwear down to his knees. We think he may have been raped!



i almost fell off my chair laughing so hard.. thats a serious kodak moment!



FH really called his mom the next day to ask if anyone walked us home.
MikeandJess Posted:

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Posted by Collweenie21

FH and I both got sooooo freakin wasted, we both did not remember what happened past 1 am. I woke up on his couch with my thing wrapped around my waist (the whole thong) and he woke up on the floor with his underwear down to his knees. We think he may have been raped!



HAHAHAHHAHHA
ant n tilde Posted:

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Posted by Soon2BMrsD


Posted by Collweenie21

FH and I both got sooooo freakin wasted, we both did not remember what happened past 1 am. I woke up on his couch with my thing wrapped around my waist (the whole thong) and he woke up on the floor with his underwear down to his knees. We think he may have been raped!



i almost fell off my chair laughing so hard.. thats a serious kodak moment!

ant n tilde Posted:

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this one time - FH and i went away . . . and we planned a whole romantic room service set up. . .whipped cream, chocolate covered strawberries, champagne and creme brulee. . .

but i was drunk by the time it came so i just ended up eating teh whole thing and getting a horrible belly ache and FH spent the night holding me as I cried bc i swore i was going to die from this belly ache. . .

didnt turn out exactly as planned. . .
MikeandJess Posted:

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Posted by ant n tilde

this one time - FH and i went away . . . and we planned a whole romantic room service set up. . .whipped cream, chocolate covered strawberries, champagne and creme brulee. . .

but i was drunk by the time it came so i just ended up eating teh whole thing and getting a horrible belly ache and FH spent the night holding me as I cried bc i swore i was going to die from this belly ache. . .

didnt turn out exactly as planned. . .



LOL that sounds like every night at our house, FH and I are both lactose intolerant and have IBS...and one bathroom, sometimes we have to play rock paper scissors for it, I know, TMI
ant n tilde Posted:

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Posted by MikeandJess


Posted by ant n tilde

this one time - FH and i went away . . . and we planned a whole romantic room service set up. . .whipped cream, chocolate covered strawberries, champagne and creme brulee. . .

but i was drunk by the time it came so i just ended up eating teh whole thing and getting a horrible belly ache and FH spent the night holding me as I cried bc i swore i was going to die from this belly ache. . .

didnt turn out exactly as planned. . .



LOL that sounds like every night at our house, FH and I are both lactose intolerant and have IBS...and one bathroom, sometimes we have to play rock paper scissors for it, I know, TMI




how romantic
sassygirl9 Posted:

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MY fh is one of the most thoughtful people I've ever met. I had a really bad day yesterday and I came home in a bad mood. He cooked dinner for me, bought vanilla ice cream, left it out so it wouldn't be so cold and when I was done. he put ice cream in a bowl spread chocolate chips all over it and gave it to me.
I luv him:)

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