thrilling thursday (12/16/10)
eta- oops.. i posted a pic of me in here.. please ignore till i'm done.
the caption below it says 'whats going on with gumby'... but my question is.. WHAT is the girl in white (to the right) doing? bent over, panties around her knees.... BAREFOOT!
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When you say 'My mom never had crabs before she met my dad,' the fact that her family kept kosher isn’t the first thing that pops into people’s heads. #LFMF
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No matter how tempting an ice cold can of coke might be in your car when it's below freezing out, remember that it is, in fact, a can full of ice. It will slowly explode all over the interior of your vehicle if you try to open it. #LFMF
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When staying up all night studying for an exam, check to make sure it's for the right exam, otherwise you might get an unpleasent surprise the next morning. #LFMF
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If you have a long report and you go to bed after finishing it the night before its due, for the love of god, remember to print it in the morning. #LFMF
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Drinking a large coffee and bottle of water just before the ballet is a bad idea, especially if you're the spotlight operator. #LFMF
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Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring 'ROOM, PLEASE' as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
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we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the **** is the point of a dry wedding?
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Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes the back of my hand. FML
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Today, I received an envelope from my boss. I opened the flap to peek inside and the paper was pink. Freaking out, I then told my entire branch what I really think of them. The pink slip turned out to be a party invite. Guess who's no longer invited, or employed. FML
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Today, I went with my sister to her company Christmas party. They had a gift raffle, my number was called and I won $25 for a local restaurant. A few moments later, the manager came over and said, 'You don't work here? You can't have that' and took it from me. FML
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Today, in art class, we made plaster masks. We were supposed to put Vaseline on our partner's face so the plaster didn't rip their facial hair out. My partner forgot to put it on my eye brows and eye lashes. My face is now completely hairless. FML
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Today, I got a text just before class that my partner didn't finish their half of our 30 page research paper because 'That class is stupid'. FML
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