Totally forgot!!!

Sooo...I guess my marriage is totally doomed!!! DH and I did NOT do it on our wedding night...we were hanging out with people until 1am, they came to our room to smoke cigars on our balcony and hang out, we were so tired so we just went to bed.

At 2:30am I woke up and I thought I was DYINGGGGGG...it was so hot that day that I was sucking down amaretto and cokes like they were water and I guess I had too many...I woke DH up and he told me maybe I should try to yack...I didn't even have to try that hard, just went to the bathroom and I blew chunks!!!

I felt sooooooo much better though, I made DH stay up with me and talk to me while I drank water and made sure I could keep it down I am the best wife everrrrrr

LOL awesome!

I will definitely be doing the deed! LOL trust me FH knows the honeymoon is going to be his second job after going a year without it! YES I SAID IT LADIES...me and FH made a bet.

Sooo you need a rec for a divorce lawyer? Might as well get it out of the way now, you're DOOMED!

Awwww Ilana- I am so sorry you marriage i doomed!


I completely forgot about that post!!

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Posted by luckycouple05

LOL awesome!

I will definitely be doing the deed! LOL trust me FH knows the honeymoon is going to be his second job after going a year without it! YES I SAID IT LADIES...me and FH made a bet.

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OMG a year??? poor guy lol

lol

POOR ME! LMAO

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Posted by luckycouple05

LOL awesome!

I will definitely be doing the deed! LOL trust me FH knows the honeymoon is going to be his second job after going a year without it! YES I SAID IT LADIES...me and FH made a bet.

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what kind of bet?!?!?

Well we live at home with our parents so we didnt get any kind of privacy to begin with,,

I bet FH that he couldnt keep it in his pants before the wedding. and he has been sticking to it just to prove me wrong..I am regretting that bet right now, i need a stress reliever!

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Posted by luckycouple05

Well we live at home with our parents so we didnt get any kind of privacy to begin with,,

I bet FH that he couldnt keep it in his pants before the wedding. and he has been sticking to it just to prove me wrong..I am regretting that bet right now, i need a stress reliever!

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You didnt say anything about his mouth

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Posted by SoontobeMrs.Brown

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Posted by luckycouple05

Well we live at home with our parents so we didnt get any kind of privacy to begin with,,

I bet FH that he couldnt keep it in his pants before the wedding. and he has been sticking to it just to prove me wrong..I am regretting that bet right now, i need a stress reliever!

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You didnt say anything about his mouth

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haha love it!

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Posted by luckycouple05

LOL awesome!

I will definitely be doing the deed! LOL trust me FH knows the honeymoon is going to be his second job after going a year without it! YES I SAID IT LADIES...me and FH made a bet.

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my FH wouldn't even make that bet!!!!!!!!!!

OMG thats crazy! how did you manage??? lol

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Posted by luckycouple05

Well we live at home with our parents so we didnt get any kind of privacy to begin with,,

I bet FH that he couldnt keep it in his pants before the wedding. and he has been sticking to it just to prove me wrong..I am regretting that bet right now, i need a stress reliever!

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haha we're doomed right there with ya. maybe we can get a deal - 2 for 1 divorce lawyer!

oh but what about that biznasss about retreating to ur bridal suite after the ceremony to 'spend time together' as husband and wife??? HMMMMM????

I got trashed too and threw up so much! Ur not the only one Ilana LOL

But we did do it, not sure how good that was tho as we both were totally drunk out of our azzes lmao

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Posted by Clover23


oh but what about that biznasss about retreating to ur bridal suite after the ceremony to 'spend time together' as husband and wife??? HMMMMM????

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i was thinking the same thing!!!!!!!!!