um ew

I found out my step-dad gave FH one of his pornos. I threatened to kick him in his balls if tried to play that.

the other night i was talking to my mom about my honeymoon and mentioning how i want to relax and stuff on my HM. and she said
'oh is that because you want to have lots of sex?!'



ewww my mom doesnt talk about that stuff with us. she is very catholic and doesnt think you should have sex before marriage but she knew i was having sex in hs she found my BC so she must know I am still having it. But since she doesnt talk like that ever i felt sooo weird when she said it and laughed so did she but it was weird

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Posted by cbcf

the other night i was talking to my mom about my honeymoon and mentioning how i want to relax and stuff on my HM. and she said
'oh is that because you want to have lots of sex?!'



ewww my mom doesnt talk about that stuff with us. she is very catholic and doesnt think you should have sex before marriage but she knew i was having sex in hs she found my BC so she must know I am still having it. But since she doesnt talk like that ever i felt sooo weird when she said it and laughed so did she but it was weird

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UGH!! I hate when my mom tries to casually talk about sex!!!!

this just reminded me of this story.....

at our engagement party one of the guests (FMIL's best friend's husband) told FH that he had two words of advice for him for a successful and happy marriage:

1. always say Yes Dear no matter what

2. god wouldnt have made (insert word for a cat here) look like a taco if he didnt want you to eat it

Ummmm that is coming from a 50 year old guy that has known FH since he is like five.....

I could not believe he told him that! and he was serious!

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Posted by dajc23

Imagine being on your honeymoon and your husband is like 'oh I love your new lingerie' and you're like 'thanks!, so did my father!'

GREAT

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Posted by Future Mulligan

this just reminded me of this story.....

at our engagement party one of the guests (FMIL's best friend's husband) told FH that he had two words of advice for him for a successful and happy marriage:

1. always say Yes Dear no matter what

2. god wouldnt have made (insert word for a cat here) look like a taco if he didnt want you to eat it

Ummmm that is coming from a 50 year old guy that has known FH since he is like five.....

I could not believe he told him that! and he was serious!

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Okay that deserves 2


and one

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Posted by Future Mulligan

this just reminded me of this story.....

at our engagement party one of the guests (FMIL's best friend's husband) told FH that he had two words of advice for him for a successful and happy marriage:

1. always say Yes Dear no matter what

2. god wouldnt have made (insert word for a cat here) look like a taco if he didnt want you to eat it

Ummmm that is coming from a 50 year old guy that has known FH since he is like five.....

I could not believe he told him that! and he was serious!

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OMG!!

I almost choked on my brownie!! I can just imagine your FH face!

yeah FH told me he felt so uncomfortable....at first he thought it was a joke but the guy wasnt laughing and he was telling FH that he is like a son so it was ok to tell him that.... so FH was like ok thanks for the advice.....i was like WOW now we know what his wife likes! BARF!!!!!!!!

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Posted by dajc23

Imagine being on your honeymoon and your husband is like 'oh I love your new lingerie' and you're like 'thanks!, so did my father!'

GREAT

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total awkwardness Tilde. silly mom.

i'm so sorry .. at least your mother didn't say to your FH in front of your dad, that he better be using birth control so I don't get fat before the wedding .. I wanted to vomit at the dinner table i swear sometimes they dont think

My mom would be like you have to hide. Don't let them see it. If my bra happens to be out she will be like don't let him see that. I am like yeah ok mom.

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Posted by dream426

My mom would be like you have to hide. Don't let them see it. If my bra happens to be out she will be like don't let him see that. I am like yeah ok mom.

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that is so italian

my mom is the SAME exact way - that is why it doesn't make any sense!

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Posted by ant n tilde

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Posted by dream426

My mom would be like you have to hide. Don't let them see it. If my bra happens to be out she will be like don't let him see that. I am like yeah ok mom.

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that is so italian

my mom is the SAME exact way - that is why it doesn't make any sense!

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haha...Def. italian because my mom and grandma are both like that.

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Posted by ant n tilde

Yesterday my brother's MIL was teasing me that she was going to show my dad all the lingerie I got at the shower.

So my mom overheard and she was l like 'oh yeah i showed it to him already'

So, where can I go to buy some new lingerie since I have to burn all the stuff I got at the shower?

Where is the vomit emoticon?

Like what the heck - why would he even want to see that?! I ran around the house screaming like a little girl for ten minutes when she said that!!!!!

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Hahaha I would have reacted exactly the same way!!!!! Some things just are not meant for parents eyes!!

Did any one see teh episode of girls next door where bridget showed ehr parents her bulesque routine and she stripped in front of her dad? Thats just awkward!!!

i would have ran around the house also

YIKES!

I hear ya!