Would you be offended if someone gave you a gift of lingerie that consisted of the following: a cami top (with control top) in a size 34B and 'granny panties' in a size L with 'firm control'? Especially if you are obviously a 34-36 D (sometimes can 'squeeze' the girls into a C) and your butt is definitely not a large - maybe not an extra small but a small or medium????
Oh and I should mention this gift was from my FMIL!
I am trying to write the appropriate email response telling her that they must be returned but unfortunately, I cannot seem to find the right words - when what I want to say is EFF U!
Does this sound ok?
I got the package - thanks for the presents, but unfortunately (or fortunately depending on how you look at it), the 'girls' bust out of the tops and the bottoms are too big. Please let me know where they were purchased from and I'll exchange them.
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MrsBlueRibbon
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hmmm...if she was not joking...and by the history i doubt she was
i would do one of 3 things....
1.say thanks but its just not the right size,where did u get them so i can return it etc etc
2.'oh thanks so much..but i ned to return..see your son lies me to wear much skimpier underwear and thse just wont do'
3.thanks so much,but when im with your son,i never wear underwear so im just going to return them'
Oh Gina, i wish you had used Gina409 response #2 or #3. Priceless!
geegee827
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OMG Gina!!! You're a day too late! I should have waited for you to respond before I sent her the email.
MrsGRod09
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Omg #3 is awesome!!!
geegee827
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so the undeclared 'war' with FMIL is still going on.
I received NO response to my email - no gift receipt, etc.
FH hasn't mentioned it or her to me. I even checked his phone last night (something I never do) and he has spoken to his parents since then. Also, she called him the very next day, so I'm sure she said something to him about it and he's afraid to say anything to me!
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OH WOW!! haha!! thats funny stuff!! but REALLY what could she POSSIBLY say about you wanting to 'exchange' something that doesn't fit right.
geegee827
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OH WOW!! haha!! thats funny stuff!! but REALLY what could she POSSIBLY say about you wanting to 'exchange' something that doesn't fit right.
I'm sure she'll say something like I was being nasty - I don't really care.
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Posted by gina409
hmmm...if she was not joking...and by the history i doubt she was
i would do one of 3 things....
1.say thanks but its just not the right size,where did u get them so i can return it etc etc
2.'oh thanks so much..but i ned to return..see your son lies me to wear much skimpier underwear and thse just wont do'
3.thanks so much,but when im with your son,i never wear underwear so im just going to return them'
Too small cami & too big granny panties...$50.00 Telling FMIL you dont wear undergarments when with her son...PRICELESS!
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Too small cami & too big granny panties...$50.00 Telling FMIL you dont wear undergarments when with her son...PRICELESS!
THATSsome FUNNY shizz!!!
meara
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Posted by DonnaPWhite1124
Honestly if i got a cami and a pair of granny panties from my FMIL i'd just laugh at it with my friends. I wouldnt bother returning it, unless you really like it.
I don't want to return it at all (and by the way it came from Sam's Club) but I want to put her on the spot. Two can play this passive-aggressive game!
this whole thing has me HYSTERICAL! I want to know what she says. .
this is my funny family gift. .. FIL and his wife gave us bride and groom build a bear! they have some and said they SLEEP with theirs. . FOR REAL. .
geegee827
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Posted by geegee827
Posted by DonnaPWhite1124
Honestly if i got a cami and a pair of granny panties from my FMIL i'd just laugh at it with my friends. I wouldnt bother returning it, unless you really like it.
I don't want to return it at all (and by the way it came from Sam's Club) but I want to put her on the spot. Two can play this passive-aggressive game!
this whole thing has me HYSTERICAL! I want to know what she says. .
this is my funny family gift. .. FIL and his wife gave us bride and groom build a bear! they have some and said they SLEEP with theirs. . FOR REAL. .
