WELL NOW LET'S GET JOKES! KNOW ANY GOOD ONES! COME IN AND SHARE! may05 has got some good ones! ty may05!

janet Posted: Feb 22, 2005 09:40 PM

WELL NOW LET'S GET JOKES! KNOW ANY GOOD ONES! COME IN AND SHARE! may05 has got some good ones! ty may05!

May05Bride Posted: Feb 22, 2005 09:43 PM

Re: help me keep my mind off of getting burned! i am ok but need some laughs. plus helps to get the count up!

First G-d Created a man
Than he thought he can do better

May05Bride Posted: Feb 22, 2005 09:45 PM

Re: help me keep my mind off of getting burned! i am ok but need some laughs. plus helps to get the count up!

why didn't G-d create a woman first?
he didn't want him nagging him the whole time he was creating the man

janet Posted: Feb 22, 2005 09:45 PM

Re: help me keep my mind off of getting burned! i am ok but need some laughs. plus helps to get the count up!

more more! lol

BriBri529 Posted: Feb 22, 2005 09:46 PM

Re: help me keep my mind off of getting burned! i am ok but need some laughs. plus helps to get the count up!

is everything ok? I might be out of the lopp- don't mind me . . . <~~~ Me

janet Posted: Feb 22, 2005 09:51 PM

Re: help me keep my mind off of getting burned! i am ok but need some laughs. plus helps to get the count up!

hey bri bri i am fine i just burned my hand while cooking diner , my daughter called my huby and he got me some cream to hold me over till the morning and i can go to the doc! it hurts but with the cream, liw boards and a beer, plus trying to get the count up well you get the pic!

May05Bride Posted: Feb 22, 2005 09:58 PM

Re: help me keep my mind off of getting burned! i am ok but need some laughs. plus helps to get the count up!

How are boyfriends like parking lots?

All the good ones are taken and the ones that are left noo one wants!

May05Bride Posted: Feb 22, 2005 09:59 PM

Re: help me keep my mind off of getting burned! i am ok but need some laughs. plus helps to get the count up!

How are husbands like children?
They are fun when they are not yours

May05Bride Posted: Feb 22, 2005 09:59 PM

Re: help me keep my mind off of getting burned! i am ok but need some laughs. plus helps to get the count up!

How are girlfriends like tornados?
They come wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and your mouth with him.

MrsERod Posted: Feb 22, 2005 10:00 PM

Re: help me keep my mind off of getting burned! i am ok but need some laughs. plus helps to get the count up!

there was an old lady who lived in a shoe...

janet Posted: Feb 22, 2005 10:02 PM

Re: help me keep my mind off of getting burned! i am ok but need some laughs. plus helps to get the count up!

omg that was great keep it comming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

May05Bride Posted: Feb 22, 2005 10:05 PM

Re: help me keep my mind off of getting burned! i am ok but need some laughs. plus helps to get the count up!

what is the first thing a blond does in the morning? (not intended to offend anyone. Just a harmless blond joke)

May05Bride Posted: Feb 22, 2005 10:06 PM

Re: help me keep my mind off of getting burned! i am ok but need some laughs. plus helps to get the count up!

Introduces herself and goes home

May05Bride Posted: Feb 22, 2005 10:07 PM

Re: help me keep my mind off of getting burned! i am ok but need some laughs. plus helps to get the count up!

What are the sings that you may be too drunk?

janet Posted: Feb 22, 2005 10:09 PM

Re: help me keep my mind off of getting burned! i am ok but need some laughs. plus helps to get the count up!

what i need to know!!!!!!!!!!!! CAUSE I AM THERE I THINK

May05Bride Posted: Feb 22, 2005 10:10 PM

Re: help me keep my mind off of getting burned! i am ok but need some laughs. plus helps to get the count up!

10 signs you are a drunk...

-- You can only recognize your spouce through the bottom of a filled mug
-- Than damn pink elephant keeps following you home all day!